Very Gay

[aprendeavalorar-te]

[kissingeve]

Waverly: I really, really love you

Nicole, holding back tears: that’s gay

[twitt3rstuffs]

like and credits to @fehhfarias

Fonte: twithnopsd

[comic-book-jawns]

A typical night at the Homestead

Wynonna: Hey, I'm home!

Nicole: Shhh! *having just picked up a sleeping Waverly to carry her to bed*

Wynonna: Oh, shit... wait, seriously, again?

Nicole: I know, I know. But she swore she'd stay awake this time.

Wynonna: And how far did you make it?

Nicole: *walking over to staircase* Not even to the first commercial break *starting up the stairs* Night.

Wynonna: Wait... how was work?

Nicole: Fine. *stops halfway and turns around* Wait, you were there.

Wynonna: Or was I?

Nicole: Yes, I remember cause you came up and started talking to me and then you stole my donut... Oh, I see. Nice try. *turns around*

Wynonna: *faking innocence* What?

Nicole: Good night, Wynonna. *resumes walking upstairs*

Wynonna: Wait, serious question, though. *Nicole stops and turns around* Are there leftovers?

Nicole: In the fridge. *resumes walking*

Wynonna: *opening fridge* You can put tin foil in the microwave, right?

Nicole: *now at the top of the stairs* Haha, very funny.

Wynonna: What'd you say? ... *starts microwave*

Nicole: Shit! *awkwardly speed walks down the stairs still carrying Waverly*

Wynonna: *smirking* Waves is getting pretty heavy now, huh?

Nicole: *groans* I knew you were just messing with me!

Wynonna: *confused look*

Nicole: I'm going to bed. *microwave starts sparking* ..SERIOUSLY?!

Wynonna: Fuck! *unplugs microwave* ... so can you not put tin foil in there then?

Nicole: You mean you didn't do that on purpose... to get me back down here before I could put Waverly to bed?

Wynonna: No! ... Oh, that would've been so good, though! Wait, I wanna change my answer.

Nicole: *eye roll and walks away* You're buying the new microwave. *stops halfway up the stairs* Ok, just to be clear?

Wynonna: Yes, I was screwing with you earlier. Pre-"microwave incident."

Nicole: Right, ok...

Wynonna: Wanna take bets on how much longer you go without dropping her?

Nicole: Good night.

Wynonna: $50 if you can hold out for 5 more minutes.

Nicole: You don't have $50.

Wynonna: Yeah, but now you really wanna know if you can beat 5 minutes, don't you?

Nicole: Dammit. *walking back down*

The next morning

Waverly: So I had the weirdest dream...

[sheriff-haught-sauce]

Wynonna: Hey Nicole, can you pass me the plate of mac and cheese? I’m bored of eating all this lettuce.

Nicole: Yeah. Careful though, the bottom’s hot.

Waverly: Damn right I am.

Nicole:

Wynonna:

Nicole:

Waverly:

Wynonna:

Wynonna: Really?! In front of my salad?

[haught-n-cold-gay]

Waverly:

Nicole:

[loveislovealways]

Whenever there will be a wayhaught hot scene i don’t think i will stop myself thinking that they are turned on in that moment.

[earpangel]

[skyclaad-deactivated20210430]

Nicole looking at Waverly in S3 (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[iwt-v]

…Quite a lot in this series we’ve seen Wynonna overhearing certain things…what was that like to sort of film, even though you’re off screen…?

:: EarperconUK2018 ::

[devilearper-deactivated20200604]

cute girl: *breathes*

me:

[memestar420-deactivated20200529]

Katie McGrath: *exists*

Me:

[cptchicken]

Me : I’m in love.

Friend : With whom ?

Me : Women.

[autistichalfblood]

GAY

/ɡā/

adjective

1.An Individual who will never pass on a “closet” joke. Ever.

[earpangel]

[popsunner]

So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”

To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”

I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.

[popsunner]

Oh! I forgot to mention! I saw him at lunch the same day, and he ran up to me, tapped me on the shoulder, pointed at this super sweet girl who comes to GSA and asked if she’s gay. I told him he should ask her because that’s not my place and he said he would.

I thought that would be the end of it.

Except ten minutes later he came back and told me he found out (she’s bi) and that both of us have a shot. I said “You more than me.” because he’s attractive and popular. 

But this wholesome dumbass looked really confused and asked, “Because I’m tall?’

[popsunner]

So this isn’t lesbian/jock solidarity but I thought you guys would want to know-

My math teacher was trying to fix the rolling whiteboard and he just offhand said “This would be easier with a wrench”

And deadass, dudebro said “Hang on” and then proceeded to pull a fucking wrench out of his backpack

[popsunner]

Update- after school today he saw me in the library and he didn’t say anything? He just pointed at the book he was holding and I gave him a thumbs up because it’s a pretty good book, and he went “Yes!” Really quiet and pumped his fist and then left

[popsunner]

Okay so today he asked me if I know how to help people having a panic attack and I was like yeah? And he smiled at me and then went “cool I think I’m having one”

And I was like what the fuck Colin we’re in the middle of Tech class sit down and we went out in the hall and sat there for a while and he told me about the test he’s stressed about so we kind of went over his study guide and when he was feeling better he kind of like… smacked his head against mine gently? And I helped him up even though he’s almost a foot taller than me and yeah

[popsunner]

Today at lunch we walked to the football field and laid in the grass and I told him thank you for being my friend (because I don’t have that many) and fistbumped me and said, “You always looked so nice and chill, how could I not want to be your friend?”

And honestly y’all, I would’ve started crying if he hadn’t sneezed and accidentally smacked me

[literallyaflame]

“wait so are u gen z or a millennial” dude idk i was born in 1997, everyone has an opinion about what generation i should be in except me. i don’t really remember the 90s cause i was too busy being born and shitting myself, but i remember dialup internet and shit. idk dude i’m so tired, like, i’m only legally old enough to drink as of a few months ago but im somehow already thousands of dollars in debt