Crazy Quotes from Friends

A collection of the silliest and funniest things the people around me say.

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I wore a penis pearl for you.

Meredith

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Some ponies are badass.

Carly

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Your dog's an alchie.

Cristina

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You're in the car now and I have child locks!

Monique

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Seriously, Netflix. What do you think?

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Voldemort is Brexit.

Azzurra

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Rules are the slingshot of fun. They launch you in the right direction.

Julia

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I gave you the candelabra. You can Christine Daaé all up in this shit.

Meredith

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Drunk and entitled: the worst of all situations.

Meghan

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Yeah, I'm older than you bitch.

Ashley

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It's Yom Kippur. I'm feeling biblical.

Meredith

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Carly co-opted one of the great cheeses of my people and made queso.

Meredith

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Shalom y'all.

Meredith

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I need water too. I'm dehydrated. From all the wine. You know.

Julia

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Julia: I'm such a goob. Why are you even friends with me?

Taline: You came with the brows. I Facebook stalked Amanda and you were a plus one.

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Me: Is it sad?

Julia: Well. It's literature.