âmiss piggy could do better than kermitâ and you know what? she probably could! miss piggy is a catch. sheâs a businesswoman, supermodel, actor, singer, she knows fucking karate. sheâs extraordinary by all counts. anyone would be happy to have her. but you know what. kermit makes her happy. kermit plays straight man to all of her hilarious endevours. kermit loves her. and she loves kermit. she doesnât WANT better. she wants KERMIT.









