moved to crowbarn

☆★☆★☆ harley.he/him.pansexual

[unfortunately-awake]

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

did u kno that if you put a bell collar on an outdoor cat they will learn to hunt around the bell’s sound and then when you take the bell off they will be 1000x better at hunting

[totally-not-toby]

[crowbarn-moved]

hey again my new account is crabweekend so... go follow me there

[d0nn0]

Well this is me

[sologatos]

[hayley566]

Sour cream baby

[totalariana]

[mcmangos]

[umjammercammy]

[deaddolin]

i cant even genuinely come up with something funny to caption this, it’s just kinda absolutely like, maybe the best picture of Michael ive ever seen. i mean like, he looks like an animal. like some sort of predator, like not a good one, but maybe he can kill you if he gets lucky

[twitterlols]

[r--g--b]

creators: here’s an edgy character!

me: cool

creators: here’s an edgy character that hides how much they love their friends but would still die for them without hesitation.

me, barely holding back tears: th-thanks

[ruinedchildhood]

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Council of gays. Assemble

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Good afternoon, and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperature lower than 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius

[eroscestlavie]

ride by on rollerskates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

motion passed council adjourned

[tamagotchi]

[xinsii-deactivated20140130]

my fuckin health teacher came in as a plague doctor for halloween and proceeded to say nothing to us for the whole class. he did hit a few desks with a walking stick tho

[superpower-lottery-deactivated2]

how do you know it was your teacher

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

WHAT IS DONALD TRUMP DOING IN AN ANIME. I SEE THIS GUY EVERYWHERE

[supersoftly]

First off

How dare you

[horhardaho-deactivated20180622]

[puppeteamepic]

[gghero]

these arent even all the ways to evolve pokemon

[jedi-kammy]

W H A T

[werewolve]

Teacher: you failed your final.

Me: haha *smirks*

*coughs up blood*

That’s funny. But you know what? *looks to the ceiling*

I have friendship. I have people who support me. With them I can do anything.

Teacher: your final was 20% of ur grade. You got a C in this class.

Me: *shakes head* it’s funny. How alone you are. I feel sorry for you…..bc I have the best friends in the world…..