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Intro

Hey, I’m Pika! I use He/They/It pronouns, but I’m most comfortable with they/them! In this blog, I will post other fandom content and share my art!

My art tag is #sparksofpika, so if you see that, you now know what it is!

My Faves:

Bug Fables

Pokémon (VG, TCG)

RPGs in General

Rhythm Games

Nintendo

And more!

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daftpatience

i drew chell's mouth because i didn't want it moving, but the only voice i was able to produce that was far enough away from a voice that it didnt register to me makes it sound like she is absolutely shidding and farding her pants

#portal #chell portal #glados #tomodachi life #hey babe #shits agressively

novadraconis

I sure hope that when the inevitable banjo-kazooie pc port gets made, that someone will make a viola-kazooie mod.

crypticnoodleart

#banjo kazooie #viola kazooie #id in alt text

dayquil-driver

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#reblog #half life #nahh #also new hyperfixation go brrrrrr

kasaneteto

HAUHGUHAUHSUHGUDISHGGHUDHSG

kasaneteto

s3tok41b4

When you need to use royalty free music but can’t find any you like so you make your own but then you remember you don’t know how to compose music but you spent all this time making it and you’re not turning back now

genocider-syo

i was getting ready for bed and this gave me a heart attack holy shit

camalilium

which Ocarina of Time boss is this

#this is clownvomitcore #lmaooooo

hellish-undeath

i love my fans 💚

(for context anon (blank account) is trying to figure out how to misgender me)

hellish-undeath

she's been trying to guess my gender for 3+ hours so now we're talking about eels 💚

hellish-undeath

someone doesn't seem very excited to find out why i'm trans :/

#i love this strat #infodump the transphobes away #i need to do that lmao

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Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

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Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

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Science!

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I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

glumshoe

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

gemstone-gynoid

you mean like

ontologicalidiot-deactivated201

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares

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I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

sindri42

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

solwardenclyffe

Yeah there is. The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor. But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

sindri42

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

lady-byleth

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

saccharinesatchel

Elves are flat-earthers

cheattoe

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

#gotta bring this heritage post back around

choronus

Took reference

#adachi rei #avali #rei adachi #utauloid #utau #not my art #it fits ngl

wyrmtrain

dolin ily

#avali #not my art #not my oc

foxes-in-love

triforce-princess

ageofimprisonmentcountup

I love the animals in Twilight Princess. I love how they’re not afraid of Wolf Link while the villagers are. But still, it always makes me think of how that made Link feel. That the people he grew up around mistook him for a monster while the animals that should have been scared or cautious of a predator, recognized the wolf as nice like Link.