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Crypto and Natalya being cute.

Playing Destroy All Humans 2 right now and I’m crying. So many horrible/silly sexual puns ever. Or just really random stuff.

Pervy quotes of Crypto flirting with Natalya.

Crypto: I’m extremely aroused right now is that a problem?

Crypto: How about you and me test the bed springs~?

Crypto: Marry me..?

Crypto: GET YOUR SEXY LITTLE ASS OVER HERE BEFORE THIS BOMB BLOWS UP!

BEST LINE EVER.

Crypto: *prank calls someone* What’s your favorite scary movie?

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woah, ive had wet dreams that weren’t this good….

Crypto 138 the most pervy Furon (via love-voodoo)

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Paul, of course, but words cannot describe how much I love Pox ad Crypto from Destroy All Humans.

Pox is so oddly adorable and Mr. Brainiac dry-wit and then Crypto is so damn sexual. Between the two of them, all of my loves are hit. I love they bicker and have such a ‘I hate you but have to deal...

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Come to me.

Crypto's Day Out

#Destroy All Humans

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((MTV2 Video Mods)) Sum41 - Pieces (DESTROY ALL HUMANS!)

You and pox should kiss

Aghhhhhh... Fan girls..... This isn't the first question that I've gotten about this topic.

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What am I doing with my life?

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"Wake me up when your ready for… re-entry"

These two I sWEAR.

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Ugh… Mind woozy…vision blurred… Bladder bursting…Must… get to a… lavatory…oh, my aching cranium. Crypto, you moron…. first step is… admit you… gotta… problem…. Please, please tell me, I’m… alone…. Oh, Thank you great frontal lobes. But - Where in space am I? Looks like… some primitive laboratory…. a cage. And humans! i’m being held against my will - and not in the fun way. UUghhhh, They touched me! I feel so dirty….Okay okay. That’s it! I’m getting outta here! NOW.

Drugged and held captive Crypto 137 (via love-voodoo)