a small collection of crazy stuff sam has said on the layover/jet lag the game
āi think we should make adam beg for the point.ā and then when he did āi think you need to elaborate, that just didnāt convince me enough.ā and afterwards āokay you can have the point. since you begged.ā
āi like the butt action. i probably shouldnāt say that. well it could still be true.ā
āwell yeah, but the big one sounded like you were having anā¦ im not gonna say it, but you know what i mean.ā - āi didnt think you were actually having it, i have video here. it just sounded like you were having aā¦ close evening with a snake.ā
agreeing when adam says that middle aged men can be hot and says about george clooney that he is āa Hot old manā
āits kind of like im just spanking our snowman. hes a bad boy. hes been a bad boy.ā
āmy snowman had a bigger booty.ā
āwe want deep large holes.ā
āyeah, i donāt care unless i put it in my mouth.ā
āi am not unionized so you can exploit me however you wantā
āi apologize if my energy levels arenāt high enough for yall. i will dance however you tell me to dance. just tell me how to please you.ā
ānew company policy, letās not refer to our guests as, quote ādaddyā and for the sake of equality also no referring to guests as āmommyā or any gender neutral version of thatā
when tom calls him out for his innuendos āsome are maybe a tiny bit purposefulā
āthe more you complain, the longer iāll keep going adamā
"jet lag is a bit of a game of humiliation"
ādoes this turn you on?ā (when talking to ben about electrical plugs) also -āthis is bens reaction when he sees one, whoopā
āim going to stay on the ground. where i belong.ā
āi hope you come watch and see which one of us has the longest snake (sfw)ā
āi really like when people make decisions for me.ā
"there's a good looking adam."
"i've played with myself. no, cut that."
"here's another juicy question. actually no this one is a little problematic to frame as juicy. his one is no juice at all because of the implications of that. 'can you tell us about the hanging out behind the scenes'"
sam: "let's tentacle his ass." adam: "we said we were gonna stop phrasing it that way." sam: "i didnt say that."
"it's nice to just listen to directions" and "it's kind of nice to be detached from that decision making for a while" and "you know, i kind of like the dynamic of being told which rope to pull" in that pirate ship video
āiām suckinā on juicy ballsā
