Curtis!

Gotta go bleach my roots.

[curtisinnit]

Saw some of you lot makin’ these blog things, so I figured I’d nick the idea.

Name’s Curtis McKinney. If you already know me, hello. If you don’t, unlucky. Currently attendin’ Bullworth Academy due to what some boring government types described as “a persistent pattern of antisocial behaviour” and what I’d describe as everyone bein’ a massive grass. Apparently this place is meant to straighten me out. We'll see.

Anyway, if you’ve got questions, ask. If you’ve got money, lend us some. If you’re a prefect, get stuffed.

Cheers. x

OOC: HELLO AGAIN GUYS 😼 IT’S ME THE MOD OF (@riotgrrrlzoe and @pkowalski) COMING AT YOU WITH YET ANOTHER BULLY RP BLOG!! It’s my oc this time. 😋 ANYWAYSSS HE’S HERE WORLD PLEASE BE KIND TO HIM

HERE’S HIS INTRO POST

(creds to uzmacchiato for the banners!!)

[curtisinnit]

( hello. Permission to make Curtis in gacha life 2?)

(Of course!!)

[curtisinnit]

" I'm going to fucking annoy the silver spoon bitches at prom. That means not washing my hair for a few days..Eugh."

Hang on mate, you’ve lost me. I get annoyin’ the Preps. Love annoyin’ the Preps. But what’s the strategy with not washin’ your hair?

[try1ng-h3r3]

"Look, fucking look. When you don't wash your hair, you tend to fucking develop crud in your hair. I'm gonna flick it at their clothes."

[curtisinnit]

Bloody hell, Damir. That’s… properly rank. But, as your mate, I’ve gotta admire the dedication! I’ll be cheerin’ you on from a safe distance.

[curtisinnit]

" I'm going to fucking annoy the silver spoon bitches at prom. That means not washing my hair for a few days..Eugh."

Hang on mate, you’ve lost me. I get annoyin’ the Preps. Love annoyin’ the Preps. But what’s the strategy with not washin’ your hair?

[curtisinnit]

Right, about this prom business everyone’s been bangin’ on about.

Who’s actually goin’?

More importantly, who’s not goin’ but would be up for it if I asked nicely?

I’d be a quality date, promise. I’ll make you laugh, I’ll dance with ya, and I can probably nick you some flowers if you’re into that sort of thing.

Proper romantic, me.

[try1ng-h3r3]

Pawning Off Stupidity-A Bully RP

@prefect-one @prefect-two @prefect-three @prefectscott @prefect-j @prefectethan @marigolds-bella

@greenstruklji @curtisinnit @bullworthsdeliverygirl @kezkilljoy

"Hey Curtis. You're fucking awake right now?" Damir slapped his hand onto the other boy's dorm door, the knock reverberating throughout the dorms. "Your ass needs to be prepared!" He'd already told Mari, and Kieran, and even Shawn. Now, he just had to summon Curtis, and then the five of them could talk.

[curtisinnit]

There was a loud crash from inside the dorm, followed by a few seconds of suspicious silence.

“Yeah! I’m awake!”

Another pause.

“…Weren’t awake before, but I am now.”

The door swung open, Curtis standing there with his hair somehow looking worse than usual, like he’d been electrocuted in his sleep, and his uniform creased from where he napped in it. His face lit up as he saw Damir.

“What’s happenin’, mate? You all set?”

[try1ng-h3r3]

"Fuck yeah, I am. Been so since midnight." Damir didn't even question the noise from inside Curtis's dorm, just waited until the boy was actually ready to leave.

Damir looked like a disaster in a different way from Curtis, covered in bruises, and accompanied by a broken nose. He didn't acknowledge he had a broken nose, nor did he acknowledge Ethan's protest beyond the middle finger that was directed at the prefect's door.

"Also," Damir looked Curtis up and down, moreso up, with an incomprehensible expression. "I thought you said this was supposed to be a fucking stupid idea. I think it's a damned good one." The short boy didn't seem at all nervous, beyond the nerves that were birthed from excitement.

[curtisinnit]

Curtis stared at Damir for a good few seconds, head cocked to one side as he took in the general state of him.

“…Bloody hell, mate.” He leaned in a bit closer, squinting. “Your nose is a bit…”

Curtis gestured vaguely at his own face.

“…Y’know.”

He frowned for a second.

“Ah, it’ll sort itself out.”

And just like that, the thought evaporated from his head. Whatever tiny bit of concern had appeared vanished the second Damir endorsed the plan.

“THANK YOU! See, that’s what I was hoping you’d say! Everyone keeps hearin’ stupid idea and thinkin’ I mean bad idea. But that ain’t always the case.” He shrugged. “Some of my best ideas’ve been stupid.”

He shoved his hands into his pockets and rocked back on his heels, that dumb grin already back on his face.

“So. Who else is comin’? You said there were others, right?

[try1ng-h3r3]

"Fuck yeah, dude. Let's see, a lot of my bitches are my former enemies. Mari. Kieran. Shawn, who's also my fucking centipede dealer. That's fucking everyone I remember, and then there's-" Damir shut up briefly, thinking. And then he shrugged. He'd told everyone who'd he thought would be on board, and one prefect that he might put firecrackers down the toilet. A 10/10 distraction.

@kezkilljoy @bullworthsdeliverygirl @greenstruklji

[curtisinnit]

Curtis nodded thoughtfully. He had absolutely no follow up questions.

“So that’s the squad then?” His grin somehow got even wider. “Proper crew, innit? I reckon we’ve got a decent shot at pullin’ this off.”

[curtisinnit]

CURTIS. CURTIS. CURTIS, I JST GOT MARRIED. CURTISSSS DO YOU WANNA BE A GROOMSMAN???

-@prefectethan

ETHAN YOU WHAT???

CONGRATULATIONS MATE!!

Yeah, I’ll be a groomsman! Dunno what one actually does but I’ll give it my best shot.

Cheers for askin’, mate! I’m proper honoured.

[try1ng-h3r3]

Pawning Off Stupidity-A Bully RP

@prefect-one @prefect-two @prefect-three @prefectscott @prefect-j @prefectethan @marigolds-bella

@greenstruklji @curtisinnit @bullworthsdeliverygirl @kezkilljoy

"Hey Curtis. You're fucking awake right now?" Damir slapped his hand onto the other boy's dorm door, the knock reverberating throughout the dorms. "Your ass needs to be prepared!" He'd already told Mari, and Kieran, and even Shawn. Now, he just had to summon Curtis, and then the five of them could talk.

[curtisinnit]

There was a loud crash from inside the dorm, followed by a few seconds of suspicious silence.

“Yeah! I’m awake!”

Another pause.

“…Weren’t awake before, but I am now.”

The door swung open, Curtis standing there with his hair somehow looking worse than usual, like he’d been electrocuted in his sleep, and his uniform creased from where he napped in it. His face lit up as he saw Damir.

“What’s happenin’, mate? You all set?”

[try1ng-h3r3]

"Fuck yeah, I am. Been so since midnight." Damir didn't even question the noise from inside Curtis's dorm, just waited until the boy was actually ready to leave.

Damir looked like a disaster in a different way from Curtis, covered in bruises, and accompanied by a broken nose. He didn't acknowledge he had a broken nose, nor did he acknowledge Ethan's protest beyond the middle finger that was directed at the prefect's door.

"Also," Damir looked Curtis up and down, moreso up, with an incomprehensible expression. "I thought you said this was supposed to be a fucking stupid idea. I think it's a damned good one." The short boy didn't seem at all nervous, beyond the nerves that were birthed from excitement.

[curtisinnit]

Curtis stared at Damir for a good few seconds, head cocked to one side as he took in the general state of him.

“…Bloody hell, mate.” He leaned in a bit closer, squinting. “Your nose is a bit…”

Curtis gestured vaguely at his own face.

“…Y’know.”

He frowned for a second.

“Ah, it’ll sort itself out.”

And just like that, the thought evaporated from his head. Whatever tiny bit of concern had appeared vanished the second Damir endorsed the plan.

“THANK YOU! See, that’s what I was hoping you’d say! Everyone keeps hearin’ stupid idea and thinkin’ I mean bad idea. But that ain’t always the case.” He shrugged. “Some of my best ideas’ve been stupid.”

He shoved his hands into his pockets and rocked back on his heels, that dumb grin already back on his face.

“So. Who else is comin’? You said there were others, right?

[curtisinnit]

" I've got myself a fucking centipede!! No, don't fucking as me to set it lose. "

A CENTIPEDE?

Mate, you’ve gotta show me! I love those weird little buggers.

What’s its name?

[ednasfinecooking]

Lunch is served! Come and get it!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

[curtisinnit]

Everyone’s moanin’ but I’m givin’ it a fair chance. I reckon I’ll have two slices, even. Bit of protein never hurt anybody!

[kezkilljoy]

Curtis is right, you people are cowards. I reckon lots of cultures already eat scorpions and it's not like they're still crawlin' around.

[curtisinnit]

That’s what I’m sayin’! Everyone else is actin’ like Edna’s served us a live grenade. If the scorpion’s dead and the pizza’s hot, I don’t really see the issue.

More for me and Kieran, I suppose.

[theespacecowboy]

The FUCK is wrong with y'all??!!

[curtisinnit]

Nothin’?

We’re just open-minded, mate. Don’t come askin’ for a slice when you all realise it’s dead nice.

[macbeatz2000]

What is that bull. SHIT. Ykw I thank god everyday I don’t go here.

You guys really boutta eat that?😭

[curtisinnit]

Course I am. Can’t knock it ‘til you’ve had a bite, mate.

[ednasfinecooking]

Lunch is served! Come and get it!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

[curtisinnit]

Everyone’s moanin’ but I’m givin’ it a fair chance. I reckon I’ll have two slices, even. Bit of protein never hurt anybody!

[kezkilljoy]

Curtis is right, you people are cowards. I reckon lots of cultures already eat scorpions and it's not like they're still crawlin' around.

[curtisinnit]

That’s what I’m sayin’! Everyone else is actin’ like Edna’s served us a live grenade. If the scorpion’s dead and the pizza’s hot, I don’t really see the issue.

More for me and Kieran, I suppose.

[theespacecowboy]

The FUCK is wrong with y'all??!!

[curtisinnit]

Nothin’?

We’re just open-minded, mate. Don’t come askin’ for a slice when you all realise it’s dead nice.

[ednasfinecooking]

THERE WE GO!!! now you're a good kid!!

[curtisinnit]

Cheers, Miss Edna!

My mum never said I was a good kid, so I’ll take it.

[ednasfinecooking]

Lunch is served! Come and get it!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

[curtisinnit]

Everyone’s moanin’ but I’m givin’ it a fair chance. I reckon I’ll have two slices, even. Bit of protein never hurt anybody!

[annelisebeau]

You're actually going to eat that? Are you blind?! There's literally scorpions on that thing! Bit of protein? More like a night spent on the toilet actually.

[curtisinnit]

Everyone keeps focusin’ on the scorpions and nobody’s talkin’ about the pizza! The pizza’s probably lovely. The scorpions are just… toppings. Like olives, just with more legs.

[ednasfinecooking]

Lunch is served! Come and get it!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

[curtisinnit]

Everyone’s moanin’ but I’m givin’ it a fair chance. I reckon I’ll have two slices, even. Bit of protein never hurt anybody!

[kezkilljoy]

Curtis is right, you people are cowards. I reckon lots of cultures already eat scorpions and it's not like they're still crawlin' around.

[curtisinnit]

That’s what I’m sayin’! Everyone else is actin’ like Edna’s served us a live grenade. If the scorpion’s dead and the pizza’s hot, I don’t really see the issue.

More for me and Kieran, I suppose.

[theespacecowboy]

The FUCK is wrong with y'all??!!

[curtisinnit]

Nothin’?

We’re just open-minded, mate. Don’t come askin’ for a slice when you all realise it’s dead nice.

[theespacecowboy]

I think I'd die before even gettin a nibble of that slop. Yknow what, this just shows that you brits could live in the wilderness for the rest of your life with that diet. I guess.

[curtisinnit]

Cheers mate! Yeah, I reckon I’d do alright in the wilderness. Give me a tent, a dodgy map, and some weird food and I’m sorted.

…Actually, I’ve never been camping. But I feel like I’d pick it up quick.

[ednasfinecooking]

Lunch is served! Come and get it!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

[curtisinnit]

Everyone’s moanin’ but I’m givin’ it a fair chance. I reckon I’ll have two slices, even. Bit of protein never hurt anybody!

[kezkilljoy]

Curtis is right, you people are cowards. I reckon lots of cultures already eat scorpions and it's not like they're still crawlin' around.

[curtisinnit]

That’s what I’m sayin’! Everyone else is actin’ like Edna’s served us a live grenade. If the scorpion’s dead and the pizza’s hot, I don’t really see the issue.

More for me and Kieran, I suppose.

[theespacecowboy]

The FUCK is wrong with y'all??!!

[curtisinnit]

Nothin’?

We’re just open-minded, mate. Don’t come askin’ for a slice when you all realise it’s dead nice.

[ednasfinecooking]

Lunch is served! Come and get it!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

[curtisinnit]

Everyone’s moanin’ but I’m givin’ it a fair chance. I reckon I’ll have two slices, even. Bit of protein never hurt anybody!

[kezkilljoy]

Curtis is right, you people are cowards. I reckon lots of cultures already eat scorpions and it's not like they're still crawlin' around.

[curtisinnit]

That’s what I’m sayin’! Everyone else is actin’ like Edna’s served us a live grenade. If the scorpion’s dead and the pizza’s hot, I don’t really see the issue.

More for me and Kieran, I suppose.

[ednasfinecooking]

Lunch is served! Come and get it!

Today is baby scorpion pizza!

[curtisinnit]

Everyone’s moanin’ but I’m givin’ it a fair chance. I reckon I’ll have two slices, even. Bit of protein never hurt anybody!

[curtisinnit]

Hi, Curtis- uhh, fuck I forgot my social cards.. you seem like a really cool person and i'm barely known around the school because most of the other prefects sorta hide me, dunno why though... but, err, i'm Ethan. Well. Err... Emilian, if you wanna be fancy. But, uh, I don't think we've met before. I'm a prefect myself, youngest one at that since i recently turned 16 last week. Damir talks loud and I couldn't help but overhear him saying something about stealing bikes and license plates.. just wanted to come over and ask if I could join in? don't get much fun 'round here anyway.. other than my boxing matches, but that's another story for another day. (ooc: HII!!! I'M GROSSIE, I RUN ETHAN'S BLOG!! NICE TO MEET YOU!!!)

Mate, that’s sick!

Happy belated birthday, first off. Didn’t think I’d ever hear a prefect ask to come cause trouble with us, but I’m absolutely not complainin’. Matter of fact, that’s kinda brilliant.

Might even have to hold off on taggin’ “ALL PREFECTS ARE RUBBISH” round school for a bit. Or at least change it to most prefects are rubbish. You might actually be pretty solid, mate.

Honestly, havin’ one of you lot on our side’s gonna be dead useful. You’ve got… y’know… insider knowledge.

@try1ng-h3r3 Oi Damir! Reckon we can let Ethan here come along too?