Curtis!

Gotta go bleach my roots.

[curtisinnit]

Saw some of you lot makin’ these blog things, so I figured I’d nick the idea.

Name’s Curtis McKinney. If you already know me, hello. If you don’t, unlucky. Currently attendin’ Bullworth Academy due to what some boring government types described as “a persistent pattern of antisocial behaviour” and what I’d describe as “everyone bein’ a massive grass”. Apparently this place is meant to straighten me out. We'll see.

Anyway, if you’ve got questions, ask. If you’ve got money, lend us some. If you’re a prefect, get stuffed.

Cheers. x

OOC: HELLO AGAIN GUYS 😼 IT’S ME THE MOD OF (@riotgrrrlzoe and @pkowalski) COMING AT YOU WITH YET ANOTHER BULLY RP BLOG!! It’s my oc this time. 😋 ANYWAYSSS HE’S HERE WORLD PLEASE BE KIND TO HIM

HERE’S HIS INTRO POST

(creds to uzmacchiato for the banners!!)

[kezkilljoy]

Who wants to come help me beat Curtis? Don't have money but I'll pay in cigarettes.

[curtisinnit]

Bit harsh innit? All I said was you’d both confuse me in a line-up.

Anyway just so we’re clear I’m not intimidated, just not really available for gettin’ beaten at the moment. Got detention and all.

So, uh, counter offer…

I’ve got blank CDs and access to a mate’s collection with some proper noisy tracks. You’re into that loud industrial stuff, yeah? Can probably sort you a compilation. Call it a peace offering. No need for all the violence business.

[kezkilljoy]

...If you're trying to bribe your way out of this it just might work.

Fine. I will accept an apology in the form of one industrial mix, but it better be a good one.

[curtisinnit]

YES.

Sound.

Right, give me like… a day or two. I’ll get the tracks from my mate’s collection, might even add a bit of my own taste in there. Experimental and that.

I’ll put somethin’ proper together. You’re gonna rate this, I can feel it.

[kezkilljoy]

...yeah alright, i'll bite, what do you even listen to anyways?

[curtisinnit]

Bit of everything really.

Sex Pistols, obviously. Bit of The Clash. A mate of mine’s into proper noisy German tracks, no idea what half of it’s called but it bangs. Also listen to random garage stuff if I’m cycling or whatever.

Just needs to be fast.

[kezkilljoy]

Who wants to come help me beat Curtis? Don't have money but I'll pay in cigarettes.

[curtisinnit]

Bit harsh innit? All I said was you’d both confuse me in a line-up.

Anyway just so we’re clear I’m not intimidated, just not really available for gettin’ beaten at the moment. Got detention and all.

So, uh, counter offer…

I’ve got blank CDs and access to a mate’s collection with some proper noisy tracks. You’re into that loud industrial stuff, yeah? Can probably sort you a compilation. Call it a peace offering. No need for all the violence business.

[kezkilljoy]

...If you're trying to bribe your way out of this it just might work.

Fine. I will accept an apology in the form of one industrial mix, but it better be a good one.

[curtisinnit]

YES.

Sound.

Right, give me like… a day or two. I’ll get the tracks from my mate’s collection, might even add a bit of my own taste in there. Experimental and that.

I’ll put somethin’ proper together. You’re gonna rate this, I can feel it.

[kezkilljoy]

Who wants to come help me beat Curtis? Don't have money but I'll pay in cigarettes.

[curtisinnit]

Bit harsh innit? All I said was you’d both confuse me in a line-up.

Anyway just so we’re clear I’m not intimidated, just not really available for gettin’ beaten at the moment. Got detention and all.

So, uh, counter offer…

I’ve got blank CDs and access to a mate’s collection with some proper noisy tracks. You’re into that loud industrial stuff, yeah? Can probably sort you a compilation. Call it a peace offering. No need for all the violence business.

[curtisinnit]

Tea or coffee?

Tea.

Add a bit of milk and a couple sugars, you’re sorted.

Coffee is for people who’ve given up on joy.

[curtisinnit]

I think yer pretty keen mate, just don't wear it out. Cheers.

»» he's tapping into his Canadian roots to contact the mother country and understand the English English language. Like Dick Van Dykes fake cockney accent from Mary Poppins (but he’s more of a Chitty Chitty Bang Bang guy)

@greasyfish

CHEERS MATE!

I am pretty keen actually.

Keen on success. Keen on winnin’. Keen on not failin’ maths again if I can help it.

You’re one of us, aren’t ya? I can tell.

You’ve got that… international British accent. Bit refined. Like you’ve been abroad but still got a bit of home in the voice.

Where you from then? East End? I’m from South London myself.

[rickyrides]

Oi Ricky!

Bit of a weird question.

Hypothetically, yeah, if someone had a bike and then attempted a jump that was, in hindsight, perhaps a touch ambitious, the bike was now in several different pieces, and that same hypothetical person didn’t really need those pieces anymore, would you want ‘em?

Frame’s absolutely knackered, but I reckon there’s still some decent bits left.

Front wheel’s mostly circular.

Cheers.

Ya asking me that , answer's always be a yes. All parts of em got a use! 'Sides I do need to touch up my girl a little (the bike). Give a guy his parts and you'll fix his broken heart for days.

[curtisinnit]

Sound!

Knew you’d understand.

I’ll bring the bits over then yeah? There’s quite a lot of them so I’ll put ‘em in a bag or somethin’. If anything’s missing it’s probably still in a hedge somewhere.

[curtisinnit]

Your GPA is NOT that high, mate 💔💔

@bullworthsloser

Nah nah, it’s higher than you think.

They just haven’t updated the system yet ‘cause it’s still processin’ my academic greatness.

Give it time.

[curtisinnit]

What do you think your GPA is

No idea. Probably high though. I’m dead smart.

[cornondecob]

Oi Cornelius!

Or… Corne-lius? Corny? Is that alright? I’m callin’ you Corny for now, shout if that’s wrong.

Quick question yeah.

What’s that game you lot were playin’ in the caf today? Gravy and Goblins? Grottos and Gobstoppers? Somethin’ like that. Looked complicated.

Anyway I was wonderin’ if you could explain maths to me at some point because I’m currently failin’ and Hattrick’s been on my case. Not all of it. Just the bits that matter.

Cheers mate.

Uhhh no. You may NOT call me Corny, Cornell or Corn is fine, JUST NOT CORNY.

It's called Grottos and Gremlins, mostly luck based if I'm being honest. If you want, I can try asking Melvin if he could include you into the party if you're interested.

As for the mathematical questions, sure, IF you're willing to learn instead of just making doing the work.

Uh- cheers to you too!

[curtisinnit]

Right, sorry Corn. No wait. Cornell. One of those. And yeah I’d be up for that Grottos and Gremlins thing. Can’t promise I’ll understand what’s goin’ on but I reckon I can learn. Probably.

As for maths, I am willing to learn. I just don’t wanna learn all of it. Only the useful bits. Like passin’.

[kezkilljoy]

hey, are you the other english kid? the uhh london one?! I've never seen another kid from the uk in bullworth!!

@bullworthsloser

I think I'm the other-other-other one, between Curtis @curtisinnit and Glitter @glitterbombprep (though I don't know if Glitter even counts honestly), but I am the coolest one of the lot.

Which part are you from, then? At this rate we'll take over.

[curtisinnit]

THIS IS MASSIVE.

We’re basically a full unit at this point. That’s at least three British people which I’m pretty sure is enough for jurisdiction or somethin’. I reckon we should form a council. Or a gang. Or both.

[kezkilljoy]

As long as it isn't a fuckin' band, I'm not becoming the Beatles. The second any of us start sounding Scouse i'm pulling a gun.

[curtisinnit]

Yeah nah, agreed. No Beatles business. We’re not doin’ that. I reckon we’d be more like The Cure anyway, since you’ve got the whole goth thing goin’ on.

[bullworthsloser]

I mean if we just all stuck together that would be fine by me.. considering there's no one else I really talk to. also I'd rather not be like another Blur or Oasis too. as much as I like both bands

[curtisinnit]

Yeah exactly, see that’s the spirit. Better than everyone bein’ on their own innit. We’ll just stick together then. This is actually goin’ well for us, I think.

[kezkilljoy]

I'd accept bein' the spice girls.

And gang it is. We can all get patches or something.

[curtisinnit]

Spice Girls is actually a solid shout, yeah. We can sort roles out later but I’m callin’ it now, obviously I’m Sporty.

Patches is a class idea as well. I know a bloke who knows a bloke who can do fabric stuff. Probably.

[kezkilljoy]

hey, are you the other english kid? the uhh london one?! I've never seen another kid from the uk in bullworth!!

@bullworthsloser

I think I'm the other-other-other one, between Curtis @curtisinnit and Glitter @glitterbombprep (though I don't know if Glitter even counts honestly), but I am the coolest one of the lot.

Which part are you from, then? At this rate we'll take over.

[curtisinnit]

THIS IS MASSIVE.

We’re basically a full unit at this point. That’s at least three British people which I’m pretty sure is enough for jurisdiction or somethin’. I reckon we should form a council. Or a gang. Or both.

[kezkilljoy]

As long as it isn't a fuckin' band, I'm not becoming the Beatles. The second any of us start sounding Scouse i'm pulling a gun.

[curtisinnit]

Yeah nah, agreed. No Beatles business. We’re not doin’ that. I reckon we’d be more like The Cure anyway, since you’ve got the whole goth thing goin’ on.

[bullworthsloser]

I mean if we just all stuck together that would be fine by me.. considering there's no one else I really talk to. also I'd rather not be like another Blur or Oasis too. as much as I like both bands

[curtisinnit]

Yeah exactly, see that’s the spirit. Better than everyone bein’ on their own innit. We’ll just stick together then. This is actually goin’ well for us, I think.

[kezkilljoy]

hey, are you the other english kid? the uhh london one?! I've never seen another kid from the uk in bullworth!!

@bullworthsloser

I think I'm the other-other-other one, between Curtis @curtisinnit and Glitter @glitterbombprep (though I don't know if Glitter even counts honestly), but I am the coolest one of the lot.

Which part are you from, then? At this rate we'll take over.

[curtisinnit]

THIS IS MASSIVE.

We’re basically a full unit at this point. That’s at least three British people which I’m pretty sure is enough for jurisdiction or somethin’. I reckon we should form a council. Or a gang. Or both.

[kezkilljoy]

As long as it isn't a fuckin' band, I'm not becoming the Beatles. The second any of us start sounding Scouse i'm pulling a gun.

[curtisinnit]

Yeah nah, agreed. No Beatles business. We’re not doin’ that. I reckon we’d be more like The Cure anyway, since you’ve got the whole goth thing goin’ on.

[kezkilljoy]

hey, are you the other english kid? the uhh london one?! I've never seen another kid from the uk in bullworth!!

@bullworthsloser

I think I'm the other-other-other one, between Curtis @curtisinnit and Glitter @glitterbombprep (though I don't know if Glitter even counts honestly), but I am the coolest one of the lot.

Which part are you from, then? At this rate we'll take over.

[curtisinnit]

THIS IS MASSIVE.

We’re basically a full unit at this point. That’s at least three British people which I’m pretty sure is enough for jurisdiction or somethin’. I reckon we should form a council. Or a gang. Or both.

[verymasculineguy]

Oi Juri!

Finished your chemistry homework. Dunno why everyone’s always complainin’ about it. Was dead easy.

I’ve put some extra science words in there to make it sound professional. Things like “reactants”, “molecules”, and “catalytic” somethin’ or other. One of ‘em’s definitely gotta be right.

Anyway, I expect payment for my services. Let’s say a fiver. Or a packet of crisps. I’m flexible.

(ooc: peer reviewed by absolutely nobody btw. do NOT turn that shit in)

Hm, alright.

I do not know want that means but whatever

And your payment is that I wont pummel that dorky face of yours, you maggot!

(Ooc/ it's probably better than anything juri could do by himself 🥹

[curtisinnit]

Alright, deal. Bit of a weird way to say thanks but I’ll let it slide.

Anyway, pleasure doin’ business with ya. If you need more chemistry stuff just shout. I’ve basically got it down now.

[curtisinnit]

Who did you think is the coolest guy in the academy? (Except yourself)

Right, well you’ve ruined my first choice there.

Erm. Probably Russell. He’s massive, he’s dead strong, and you always know where you stand with him. If Russell thinks you’re a mate, he’ll tell ya. If Russell thinks you’re a knob, he’ll tell ya. If Russell’s gonna slam you into a wall, he’ll probably tell ya that as well.

Top bloke.

[curtisinnit]

D'you do your colour yourself or does your stylist just hate you, mate?

(Reminds me of someone...)

@kezkilljoy

I do it myself actually, yeah.

Bit of a talent really. You’d never guess I weren’t a natural blonde if I hadn’t said so, would ya? If anything I think it’s my best feature.

You don’t get a look like this from a stylist, mate. This fully self-inflicted. Art, innit.

[kezkilljoy]

Yeah yeah, I get it, mate. Proper visionary stuff this. Self-taught bleach engineer, yeah? Bit of a rebel artist, you are. Should get you in a gallery, next to them paintings of a blue square for six grand.

[curtisinnit]

That’s what I’ve been sayin’! The hair’s just ahead of its time. Everybody laughs at the greats before they change the world. Van Gogh. Picasso. Me. History repeats itself, mate.

[kezkilljoy]

Yeah, exactly. Van Gogh cut his ear off, Picasso reinvented modern art, and you turned your barnet into a packet of instant noodles. Proper lineage of genius, that.

[curtisinnit]

Honestly? I’ve been thinkin’ this through. If I can do my own hair, I reckon I could do other people’s too. Not even reckon. I know I could. Got a natural eye for it. If anyone wants a trim or somethin’, I’m available. Might start a little service out the dorm. Keep it underground.