Cause I'm Sparkles, Bitch

"It doesn't matter, cause you lose anyway. And you know why?"

[perpetualvulnerability]

I realized that I’m searching, searching for what I really want in life. And you know what? I have absolutely no idea what that is.

How I Met Your Mother S08E09 (via perpetualvulnerability)

[carriefrances-deactivated201912]

You are not pregnant

[adpismylife]

me when barney and robin finally got married.

[yellowsumbrella]

HIMYM + Life Lessons: Season 7

[ourbooth]

It was raining the day I auditioned for HIMYM. It’s raining the day I finish. English majors, what does this mean?!

[yellowsumbrella]

-Practically the only unhealthy behavior I didn’t see from you people was physical violence.

[teddywestside]

[lasertagandcigars-blog]

‘If you wanted curly fries so bad why don’t you just order them in the first place?’

[itsjaneshepard]

It could have been so simple, Ted!

[yellowsumbrella]

[insp]

[damonstilinskibelikov]

Has Always belonged TM. “To Me”

[punninglyswift]

Ted: You’re too liberal with the phrase “That’s the dream”. Barney: Name one other time I’ve said that. Ted: A suit made of prosciutto so you can eat your way naked, that’s the dream. A pack of lions fighting a tyrannosaurus, that’s the dream. Being able to take a whole year’s worth of dumps in one, non-stop twenty-four hour period then not having to dump again for the rest of the year, that’s the dream. Barney: I never said Dump Day was the dream. I said science is this close to a pill. Ted: There can only be one “the dream”! You’re saying it’s going to jail for a bro? You’re comfortable with that being the one and only dream, forever?

[yellowsumbrella]

Aunt Robin didn’t know what to say. This kid has never been dumped before. But then she realized this kid had never been dumped before. She could use every cliché in the book.

[yellowsumbrella]

-Practically the only unhealthy behavior I didn’t see from you people was physical violence.

[robinstinsonforever]

Sometimes you fall for someone you’d never expect but it doesn’t make it wrong. Doesn’t everyone deserve to be happy?”

[echofades]

“She doesn’t say ‘I love you’ like a normal person. Instead, she’ll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say.. ‘You’re an idiot’. If she tells you you’re an idiot, you are a lucky man.” “You’re an idiot.”

[daisyeriksen]