Grade A Bullshit

WELCOME TO THE GAY AND ENJOY YOUR STAY Hi! My name's Crystal. 25. Libra. Single. From the boring state of PA. Gay as hell. she/her. Instagram: @cyanwhisper18 Snapchat: cyanwhisper

[thundergrace]

Oh my God! 😭 You dropped this queen 👑

[thundergrace]

To think I thought I knew what ethereal beauty was before now. Laughable.

[lymeandcoconut]

she’s so beautiful i had to include a few more photos

[modernsuperhero]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thestitchetywitch]

I’m gonna do another version that says “be gay, do crime” as well but this is something a friend of mine said that made me cackle.

Pattern: http://www.etsy.com/listing/822080819/be-crime-do-gay-counted-cross-stitch

Shop: http://www.etsy.com/shop/thestitchetywitch

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[aelwen]

[fuck-customers]

bullseye has started running a “congrats to our team members who are graduating!!!!!!” ad just days before hazard pay is set to end. fucking excellent y’all have done such a good job taking care of us I’m sure that commercial will do wonders for us all

[blueskittlesart]

a few acnh gijinkas bc all ive been doing for the last 2 months is playing this game

[chickennoodlepoodle]

I love bees and I think they make the perfect bakery theme

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[cool-dad-deactivated20240526-de]

... miss thang

[papermachette-deactivated202604]

Great dad. A+ for trauma.

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Oh my god

[that-stardust-deactivated201902]

I’m dead now

[laudanumcafe]

MURDER KITTEN SOUNDS LIKE A CHICKEN PEEPER

[meeru-san]

It sounds like the birds that live in my roof

[lavenderbud-deactivated20180916]

a video compilation of me attempting to do anything

[spudinacup]

I have tears literally everywhere I haven’t laughed this hard in so long. Who thought of this, I want to marry them and shake their hands 

[turing-tested]

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

[scatterbrainedadventurelog]

can i offer a smaller spoon?

[turing-tested]

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

[jaubaius]

Dog bringing home his new friend

[thisismylastwar4]

she is intense

[borderlands-disorder]

new cat

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

His new buff gf

[frauchun-racun-deactivated20220]

i love them both.

[theonetruegemini]

Oh that’s nice the dog met another OH MY LORD THATS A PANTHER

[lugiadepression]

[chickenfarmersan]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

At least show us the bison!

[chickenfarmersan]

[chrryblssmninja]

https://mobile.twitter.com/YellowstoneNPS/status/1244684209576239109

[animalcrossing-cutie]

...blobfish hat anyone?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[kidslovecudi]

Kid Cudi dancing on stage at Coachella durng MGMT’s set to “Electric Feel”

[l904]