Lets Cause A Little Chaos.

Fergus stole my gender and made me gay

[ozempicofficial]

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

Time loops strike again 😔

[fallenangelvictorious]

No??? 18 years of time loop obviously 🙄

[ruusverd]

This post will gradually get less funny until reaching its lowest point in 2043, after which it will gradually become funnier indefinitely

[lizardsmp3]

everyone wish her a happy 9-year anniversary ♥️

[viejito-at-heart]

everyone tells me that ADHD isn't an excuse for being lazy and that there are people with ADHD who have overcome their symptoms and are successful but every day I drag around an invisible dopplegänger of myself who is horrible and listless and always complains. and he is so heavy. I'm ambitious and I'm passionate but he isn't and the problem is that to get anywhere in life I have to grab him by the leg and pull him along the whole way, kicking and screaming, and sometimes it gets exhausting. sometimes he pulls me down with him. and it gets a bit difficult to explain to people why I'm lying down on the floor in pain when they can't see him.

[justaratinacagexx]

I've never heard ADHD explained this way....but it's such a good depiction of it.

[jazetallo-art]

pov: you're making history. you're working with the most advanced technology in the world. outlook still doesn't fucking work.

[kyotoprotocols]

[cookiewishesyou]

[excitementshewrote]

Happy Birthday Marge Simpson!

[mousidy]

top 9 facts about yourself you probably already knew:

#9: on March 17th, 2026 you will bear witness to the mangled corpse of God

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

[all-the-good-usernames]

Oh boy todays the day!

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

[kedreeva]

I dunno about god but last night we definitely had a stand off to produce a mangled corpse one way or another

[dogpuppy]

[macabrevampire]

it probably feels good as fuck to have the energy to live

[dailyjermasparkle]

[hog-kong]

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

[galacticgateau]

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

[lmaonade]

awake as shit just looking at images trying to understand anything

[teaboot]

A lot of white people are scared of saying Black because they think it’s racist so they say African American to be respectful. Which is a bit funny in Canada because this guy at work we’ll call Todd is from neither Africa nor America and our coworker who can’t say Black has put himself in a spiral about it

[teaboot]

Still from Canada, have seen similar nervous breakdowns over “Native American”

*Cultural Note: In Canada, “America” only refers to the USA. We don’t typically mean North+South America so “African or Native in the Americas” is not the usual thought

[bitingyougently]

i hate people who know chess. “i’m moving my rook to c2” okay man. i’m driving down I-65

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2