Circlejerks R Us

I don't get up to much. Yeg. Tags: #my_posts, #me

[wizardlyghost]

the horse has been caught at last

[tragedyposting]

Hospital Board To Vote On Letting It Back Into Hospital, Not Certain His Presence in Hospital was as Bad as We Thought

[dignity-not-intact-deactivated2]

Hospital Board Revealed To Be Made Entirely Of Horses

[destinyrush]

[sassystarlightcollection-deacti]

Lmao all of the moods

[demumbridge-deactivated20200301]

why is this so fucking funny

[hallownest-archive-deactivated2]

imo the best way to interpret those “real people don’t do x” writing advice posts is “most people don’t do x, so if a character does x, it should be a distinguishing trait.” human behavior is infinitely varied; for any x, there are real people who do x. we can’t make absolute statements. we can, however, make probabilistic ones.

for example, most people don’t address each other by name in the middle of a casual conversation. if all your characters do that, your dialogue will sound stilted and unnatural. but if just one character does that, then it tells us something about that character.

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

[clownboybebop]

We Put Some Dill and a Little Lemon on That Bad Boy, What Happens Next Will Slap Your Balls Clear Into Next Tuesday

[shawsbear]

[stranger-than-u-dreamt-it]

[secretstudentdragonblog]

I’ve been awake less than half an hour and I’m already dying laughing at this

[sexhaver]

remember when Koko the gorilla died and everyone on here was sad about it and then someone pulled receipts proving she had a nipple fetish and her handlers would encourage people to be topless around her? i fucking love this site where else am i gonna see a callout post for a dead gorilla

[dapperalbinobudgie]

She had a what now

[e-ghoul]

[barracoola]

[muppethole-deactivated20240312]

these three scenes in Airplane! come one right after another and together they form the most lethal sequence in cinema history

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[lexi-liesmith]

Dammit, I wanted a cat

[stephendann]

:shows up:

[lexi-liesmith]

Holey Moley, it worked! I’m seeing a catte in a couple of days!

[stephendann]

Well, you know us cattes

[trashboat]

customer: can you check in the back?

me: madam there are HORSES in there

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Tolkien: This character is Feanor, which in my language means Spirit of Fire, which gets at his personality, creative spirit, and destructive tendencies. 

Also Tolkien: This character is Treebeard because he’s a tree with a beard.

[cthulhu-is-metal-deactivated202]

Tolkien: Here’s an entire language I created for a race of people, full of history and lore

Also Tolkien: Mount Doom

[princessdameron-blog]

#the duality of tolkien

[canadiangold]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[yehudah]

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

[they-were-a-skater-gay]

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

[yehudah]

:/

[schizm-deactivated]

this is so fucking funny

[specialstarfish]

update:

[fortooate]

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

[the-dao-of-the-zerg]

[lohboh]

I googled “fat coyote” expecting a sensible chuckle but instead I got a sensible chuckle and Looney Tunes fetish art

[lohboh]

here’s the sensible chuckle

[defunct-blog]

now give us the fetish art

[lohboh]

no

[soldierwinters]

#same energy

[teathattast]

clemarchy

[kinkytwisted]

I’m sorry, what??

[teathattast]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

hey Emily I know we haven’t talked in 5 or 6 years, how’s it going? kids doing good? pregnancy going okay for you? anyway I sent you this because some rando on the Internet thought you might be happier knowing you inadvertently reposted MLP fetish art. wait what’s MLP? well okay let me start off with saying I am a completely normal individual caught in the crosshairs of a violently loud subculture on the internet I am not actually a part of but I constantly bear witness to. secondly does your kid watch cartoons? well you might have seen

[thatonegirlondiscord]

This post left more questions than answers

[sunicycle]

here are your answers. I don’t know if you still want them