Cynthia and Samus

Independent rp blog for Champion Cynthia and Samus Aran. Multi-fandom, ship, and NSFW friendly. Current Visiting Muse: Skyla, Elesa, Ouro Kronii, Takanashi Kiara, Harley Quinn, Power Girl Tracking: cynthiaandsamus

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Dark Souls 2 beaten!!

All bosses, no summons, 30/38 Achievements, may try SotfS at some point but not any time soon.

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"Perhaps I should get in on this 'swimming in coffee cups' trend."

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AHAHAHA THE RED IRON TWINBLADE DID IT, GET FUCKED CATS, THREE BOSSES LEFT

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Ancient Dragon down, that was pretty easy, five bosses to go

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Vendrick too, first try, four left

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Ancient Dragon down, that was pretty easy, five bosses to go

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Isn't power girl Kara

How did you get my mammies so big

"Yes, but also no... I'm not sure how to explain it, it's complicated. One of the Robins did a whole powerpoint presentation on it."

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"I'm not arguing with a woman with G-cups. Whatever you say, bouncy castle."

"WHAT THE FUCK"

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(Alright, six bosses left, Ancient Dragon, Vendrick, Throne Watcher/Defender, Nashandra, Aldia and Zallen/Lud, gonna do some leveling while working towards the Ancient Dragon/Vendrick combo and save Zallen and Lud for as long as I can, maybe get some more health and dex since I've mainly been doing a str build, feels good to make progress after three days of nothing)

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(Alright, Burnt Ivory King down, almost forgot what a good boss looked like for a second there, I'll come back to Zallen and Lud some other time maybe)

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(Think I may just go fight the Burnt Ivory King and the endgame bosses to avoid doing this, it's so frustrating)

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I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE LUD AND ZALLEN FIGHT!

(I've done it so many times now, I do decently well in the first phase but I can't kill Lud fast enough to stop them both from ganging up on me, I actually got Lud dead and Zallen down to low HP and my fucking hammer broke mid-fight so I had to try switching weapons in the middle and pulled out the first weapon I could grab to try and get him and he fucking killed me, I've been at this all day I'm so fucking sick of this fight I don't want to do it any more...)

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(I hate it, I can't kill them fast enough before the other spawns in, they jump around too much, I have a +10 rapier I keep putting charcoal pine resin on and a bunch of fireball pyromancies but I can't fucking get them to stay still or give me an opening when they're together I hate this fight, clearing the runback was easy compared to actually fighting them...)

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(I'm so fucking wound up from that fight and I need to go to bed since I have work tomorrow x.x)

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(Watching some videos and I have no idea how some people in no armor are basically taking the same amount of damage per hit as me, like idk their defense stats are just crazy to compensate or what but I swear equal amounts of damage come off them as me and I'm in a +5 medium chestplate and full armor what the fuck)

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I AM SO FUCKING TIRED OF THE LUD AND ZALLEN FIGHT!

(I've done it so many times now, I do decently well in the first phase but I can't kill Lud fast enough to stop them both from ganging up on me, I actually got Lud dead and Zallen down to low HP and my fucking hammer broke mid-fight so I had to try switching weapons in the middle and pulled out the first weapon I could grab to try and get him and he fucking killed me, I've been at this all day I'm so fucking sick of this fight I don't want to do it any more...)

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(Okay I wiped out the Lightning Ice Reindeer through the first and second checkpoints so that I can get to the fog gate relatively consistently, now I just have to git gud enough at the boss to actually beat it...)

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I'm just gonna keep killing Ice Lightning Reindeer until there are no more Ice Lightning Reindeer, this species is going extinct

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How the fuck am I supposed to get through Frozen Electric Deer Hell? I can't book it through since there's like five at a time and trying to take them out seems like an infinite number keep coming no matter where I stand, plus I can't see where I'm going half the time what the hell x.x I haven't even made it to the boss once...