dad stories!!!

submit yr dad stories!!!!!! by Lillian Olivia and Emily

[dadfunclub]

My senior year of high school, I was in the all-state choir, which was part of a huge music convention at a big convention center in the state capital. I had made some new friends and there were tons of people there I admired and respected. On the day of the concert, I'm milling about with some people when an alto is like, "Who is that guy doing pushups on the escalator?" and there was my dad, having spotted me in the crowd and determined to embarrass me in the most spectacular way possible. It was pretty awesome, actually.

[dadfunclub]

my daddy affectionately refers to himself as captain smooth bc he was a Bachelor™ for a long time after his first marriage before he married my mom. one time he picked me up from school w/a glass of champagne in one hand blasting eric clapton w/the roof open in his car. 

[dadfunclub]

when i was a sophomore my parents and i were planning on going to disney world for new years eve/day. with our luggage and some sandwiches that we picked up at a local deli in tow, we headed to the airport. we were flying out of a small airport, and once we checked in to our flight, the woman at the desk told us that our flight was cancelled due to the fact that we "didn't have a pilot" and that the next flight would be in another week, when i was in school.

my mother teared up as we walked away, saying she couldn't believe that we weren't going to disney anymore.

my dad stopped walking, looked at her for a solid minute, and then whispered "at least we have the fucking sandwiches"

[waltjrspookyclub-deactivated201]

I just walked in on my dad trying to slow dance with the dog ???

[fabulousnebazaidi-deactivated20]

One time my dad told his coworkers that my sister and I spoke in Spanish to each other and ???? We don’t even know spanish?

[dadfunclub]

my dad used to tell me stories about his fraternity back when i was around 9 or so? these tales of brotherhood and camraderie inspired me to join a fraternity as well so i could find out what was in the secret "bug juice" made up of "all the... stuff... we had left in the house after big parties" until i realized i was a girl and figured out that the dirt poor frat boys would simply pour all the alcoholic beverages in the house into one container when they couldn't buy any more

[dadfunclub]

i was sitting out on the deck and then heard my dad screaming (which he almost never does) things like "dammit" and "you shouldn't have done that" and i was scared and went to investigate only to find him sitting on the couch watching golf

[mailorderwife]

my dad just turned to me and said “what’s the name of this song I really like it” its i can’t wait from the Lizzie McGuire TV show soundtrack

[jerryhorne]

My dad called and asked if I wanted dessert because he was out to dinner and I said no and then I changed my mind so I called him and asked him to get me a Mcflurry and then I literally saw him drive past my house and turn around to go to McDonald’s

[fabulousnebazaidi-deactivated20]

SO MY dad loves German Shepherds and dogs in general like we showed him that video of that corgi going down the stairs and he had a bigger smile than he had in that picture of him being high So my sister and I got him a German Shepherd calendar for 2012 and he was sooo happy But when the year passed, he cut out the pictures of the dogs and pinned it around his office He even taped it over his current calendar

[dadfunclub]

my dad had a spaz attack in the car the other day when he realized i'd never really listened to Duran Duran and we had a 15 minute long 80's education/jam sesh

not that good of a dad story but hey my dad isn't that exciting except for the fact that he walks around in spandex all the time (hes a biker)

[dadfunclub]

I'm sitting at my desk with my feet up blasting Nas, and my dad just walked by and gave me a weird look. He stopped, started his very specific brand of Dad Dancing, and said "this is great! Just like Simon and Garfunkel!" and then abruptly left.

[dadfunclub]

there's this area in my yard that's full of waist high weeds and the other day i asked my dad why he didn't just cut it down and he said "i don't know, it's kind of a meme at this point"

[dadfunclub]

my dad goes to dunkin donuts every day and also hates wearing his wedding ring. when he started wearing it daily, mom got suspicious and discovered that a receipt from DD with a cashier's name/number and "call me ;)"

my dad has had a full head of grey hair for 25 years.

[neilheauxran-blog]

in college, my dad’s roommate blacked out and vomited next to his bed, so my dad spelled out “666” with cheetos in the pile of vomit and his roommate was really concerned when he woke up

[mailorderwife]

MY DAD BOUGHT TRANSITION LENSES BC HE THOUGHT THEY LOOKED COOL

[3dbabyfromallymcbeal]

TOnight i asked my dad if he wanted a nickname and which 1 and he said “Dad”