imbarazzato figlio di papà

Indie AU! Giorno Giovanna.

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goldreign replied to your post: son do i look pretty in this dress

WHAT THE FUCK

Wow first you steal in front of me and now you’re cursing? Really losing points on the good dad scale huh?

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son do i look pretty in this dress

No.

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goldreign‌:

Blue and blonde look perfect together. If you say otherwise you’d simply be insulting yourself.

I don’t know what you’re talking about I’m wearing pink. Give that nice woman her dress back you’re gonna make someone cry.

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goldreign‌:

u’d talk to ur dad like that…

????

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goldreign‌:

You cheeky mongrel.

Thanks I get it from my father.

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goldreign replied to your post: wow Gilgamesh is a thot just just like my real...

excuse me??

Sorry I don’t like repeating myself.

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wow Gilgamesh is a thot just just like my real dad...

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goldreign‌:

I was close, that should count for something hm?

/pulls this out of his pocket and hands it over

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goldreign‌:

From your little name tag of course. It’s almost as if you knew I was going to bless you with the role of son.

Well then I’m insulted you didn’t get my name right if I have a name tag.

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goldreign‌:

– Excuse me? You don’t know who I am? The fact that you do not know who you’re in the presence of is quite frankly, insulting. Do you  truly not know royalty when it stands in front of you?

...I meant your name.

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leoninecrown replied to your post: If I can advise you: Don't speak to the one in...

It’s rough. He’s a whole infestation on his own. Good luck.

Thanks for the warning.

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/writes down two more names on his ‘parents that are not blood related but are now my parents’ list

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If I can advise you: Don't speak to the one in gaudy armor. It's like feeding a cat. If you indulge him once, he thinks he's welcome.

Well he already broke into my house I don’t think I can get rid of him now. I’ve had worse company anyway.

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goldreign‌:

Absolutely not. But I will get to Kirei to pay for it, I suppose.

Well as long as it gets paid I don’t care. If you’re going to take over my house though, at least tell me who you are.

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goldreign replied to your post: hello donut wearing youth

This is now my house.

...Are you going to pay the electric bill?

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hello donut wearing youth

...How’d you get in my house?

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whitelaced‌:

How wise. But y’know, it’s awfully naive to appreciate just any woman. She could be real nasty for all you know.

You’re right. Sometimes a beautiful thing can hide an ugly secret. We’ve all got to take chances though. Where’s the fun in just playing things safe?