dick jokes

don't put your weiner in spicy foods. send me nudes on gh: dancingwithajack

[dancingwithajack-blog]

I have End Game by Taylor Swift stuck in my head. 

[reginasphalanges]

[wellbutrinboy]

i love laying the FUCK down and sleeping

[creamwaves-deactivated20200818]

☀️☀️☀️

[bimbandboozled]

[kuthipls-deactivated20180321]

mood: rihanna saying nakey nakey naked

[younggillum]

My own personal Marilyn. 🖤 @realchampagnemvmi

[chelschelskane]

Hi, I’m Chelsea. I’m an actress and I’ve done a decent amount of things that even I can’t keep up anymore. I appreciate the simple things in life, like family and friends. I can always appreciate a nice winery and good food. I live in the LA area and sometimes I throw small parties. You can find me on gh @ chelschelskane. ☺

[dancingwithajack-blog]

I’m still trying to scrub the glitter off my body from new years eve.  I woke up yesterday looking like a hello kitty factory. 

[asdlfjsadfgsdgfhn-deactivated20]

snapchat filters fix everything 🐭

[agajkssjsjsk-deactivated2024052]

she’s blurry but still cute!

[dancingwithajack-blog]

Alright well this is going to be shit since my boyfriend Rian won’t do it for me, everyone knows he’s the smart one. Anyway, the name is Jack, I pretend to play guitar for a Blink 182 cover band called All Time Low. Everyone knows Alex carries us through the show, I’m just there to be sexy and entertaining. My favorite movie is Home Alone so if you’ve seen Home Alone or you want to talk to someone about Home Alone, I’m your guy. My gh is dancingwithajack

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[dancingwithajack-blog]

@lightinthecave but i really wanted this orange :/ i’ve been peeling it for like twenty minutes already. 

@pinkbathsandfloralsuits they’re all unavailable, help me harry. i’ve seen you peel an orange at an award show once, you’re a pro. 

[dancingwithajack-blog]

@lightinthecave my apologies to the orange community but jacky needs a snacky.

@pinkbathsandfloralsuits well come peel this for me then. i usually get my boyfriend alex to do it but he’s busy. 

[dancingwithajack-blog]

why is it so hard to peel an orange?

[dancingwithajack-blog]

@rejectedhatchimal do it for me, I’ll give you a kiss.