Here until Congress kicks me out

Danny (she/her/he/him) | 27 | i would apologize for my tagging system but let’s face it we’re both on tumblr

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[the-marxist-mash]

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game

[fagenthusiast]

[lakevida]

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[thux-ei]

they want you to care more about 'job' than yuri... don't fall for this scam

[ashstfu]

idk but when i discover new books and music i’m just excited to be alive again. yes a bit dramatic but that’s how i feel when i discover them

[anticurses]

[jessepinwheel]

I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

[nonlynear]

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

[theehorsepusssy]

[mashmouths]

[fatelectrician-deactivated20260]

I wish these people were oppressed

[fatelectrician-deactivated20260]

stop tagging this saying shit like “me and jakey!!! 🥺”

[dovv]

[sailormoonsub]

Top 10 sailor Moon Monster of the week

10. Screaming violin woman (093)

9. Pegasus hits the gym (143)

8. WHAT the ACTUAL HELL (151)

7. An 80s stripper who also happens to be a shoe (106)

6. Me (114)

5. The animation department had a lot of extra pink paint (174)

4. An elephant vacuum cleaner, but like in a sexy way (094)

3. My breasts are two small screaming snowmen (038)

2. Ball Family (132, 140, 146)

1. A straight-up, actual volcano (067)

[dewgongo]

when you play a trick on someone, and deceive them

[badtvblog]

[jordserry]

every times this comes around I laugh harder than the time before

[fadeintoyou1993]

breaking my silence. me