this been done yet?
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
we're not kids anymore.

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@darkacademyandscience
this been done yet?
My thought that no one asked for:
Why John and Mary ? I just want Wayward Sisters for the love of god.
Am I enjoying the drama? Yes
Do I still need them to make up? Yes for the love of god
its 2018. we need to stop blaming serotonin and dopamine and start blaming the real culprit which is the hippocampus that son of a bitch
its 2021. we need to stop always blaming our neurochemical functions and start blaming the real culprit which is our inherently flawed society that prioritizes greed of the few over the needs of the many which enables mental illnesses to flourish without the ability to receive treatment. son of a bitch
i really hate coming out but still want my extended family to know, so my mother took it upon herself to invent the game “guess which one of my kids is gay.”
the rules are simple.
sit down with uncle so-and-so
he says something about gay people in passing
my mom says “there’s a gay person at this table right now. guess which of my kids it is!
he looks frantically between the three of us trying to figure out if she’s joking or not and trying desperately not to offend anyone but also she won’t continue with the conversation unless he makes a guess so he has to make a guess
we all enjoy his discomfort immensely
This isnt coming out of the closet. This is coughing loudly from within the closet to scare the people outside of it, which is immensely more entertaining.
Gay USA (1977) dir. Arthur J. Bressan Jr.
3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak
why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them
add that one to the list, boys
some people were asking for actual advice and i can never pass up an opportunity to procrastinate so here’s just a couple of things i always need to remind myself of…now back to my paper :(
the last time i went to pride a few years ago i brought one of these things and filled it to the brim with vodka and i was too busy sharing hits off the secret vodka bag with every stranger who wanted to partake to care about anything else. it became a whole bartering system where people gave me pins or lei's or other trinkets to gain a spot in line for the secret vodka camel bag. didn't matter what they looked like or how much clothes they wore, drag queens and leather kings and all the other ruffians got a hit from the camel bag if they had something to share, even if all they had was themselves. it was fucking disgusting. nobody had to bend down or anything because the straw was several feet long. moral of the story is at the end of the day... coexist.
the essence of pride but the soup is secret camel bag vodka
Plant people see the "you wouldn't download a fruit" and go "NOT ONLY WOULD I DOWNLOAD A FRUIT, I'D STEAL SIX MORE FRUITS AND GRAFT THEM TOGETHER INTO A MASSIVE FRANKENFRUIT AND WHEN THAT GOT BIG ENOUGH I'D MAKE ADDITIONAL COPIES AND FORCIBLY UPLOAD THEM TO PUBLIC PLACES TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE HAD ACESS TO THESE FRUITS FREE OF CHARGE FOREVER" and that's why botany is great.
#the garden of earthly hoa violations#am i planting a small forest of fruit trees with the intent of propagating them into a localized food forest?#yes. yes I am.
listen i’m so here for they/them pronouns but if a trans man uses he/him and you call him they because calling him he makes you uncomfortable, ur transphobic
same absolutely goes for trans women, as well.
Degendering is an act of misgendering. If you know someone’s pronouns, and you refuse to use them and you use they/them instead, that’s still misgendering and you need to stop. It’s no different than using he/him if you’re referring to someone who goes by she/her. If you know the person’s pronouns, use them. Don’t weasel your way around it.
You'll never be bioluminescent
Okay this one hurt.
Advice for studying in lockdown
Get yourself a thermos or insulated pitcher. Fill it with hot water. Bring a mug and a few tea bags back to your room. Now you have a day’s worth of hot tea at your fingertips.
Get away from the computer and take some pen-and-paper notes. I know it may be tempting to just stare at your screen all day, but any chance to rest your eyes is a good one.
On that note, invest in some computer glasses, or a blue light filter program for your computer. We’re all in the digital realm these days, and protecting our vision is important.
If you need to, set yourself a weird sleeping schedule. All of my classes are in the afternoon or evening, due to classmates in other time zones. I stay up til 2:00 am and sleep in until 10:00 am or later most days.
Have different clothes set aside for class. I understand the temptation to show up to that Zoom call in your pajamas, really I do. But your mind connects certain physical objects with certain activities, and it can be difficult to truly wake up when you’re giving your brain signals that it’s time to sleep.
For the same reasons, do not study in your bed. If you get sick of your desk or table, try spreading out on the floor instead.
Do not check the news before studying or class time. You will be distracted, anxious, and unable to focus. Get your own day in order first, then worry about what’s going on outside.
If you are struggling to feel productive even while you’re getting your schoolwork done, take breaks to do chores. It means you’re still getting things done, but you’re switching from mental progress to physical, tangible progress.
Go sit outside for a while. Leave your phone in the house and just sit on the front porch, or in the back garden. Being shut inside is not good for creatures like us, so we need all the sunshine and fresh air we can get.
Please, for goodness’ sake, do not compare yourself to other people. For every blogger out there proudly posting 3 pictures a day of their immaculate, artistic, detailed notes, there’s two dozen who have gotten absolutely nothing done and feel like shit because of it. Other people’s success is not your failure. We are all struggling right now, even those of us who are good at hiding it.
A while ago I saw a post that was like "OK we've unlocked gender envy what about the other deadly sins" [a good-natured shitpost made by a member of the community] so I propose:
Gender wrath: "respect my pronouns and identity or I'll make your pronouns be was/were."
Gender greed: "I wanna be a cottagecore witch. And also punk. And also look like the human embodiment of the vaporwave aesthetic. And also be whatever Lil Nas X had going on in his video for MONTERO/Call Me By Your Name, you know?"
Gender envy: "Ooooh damn I wanna be this."
Gender sloth: "Hoodies, blankets, denim jackets, it's whatever man gender is fake anyway."
Gender pride: "GUYS I'VE FINALLY ACHIEVED MY FINAL FORM I LOOK AMAZING AND I'M OFF TO KILL GOD NOW."
Gender lust: "do I want to be this or do I want to smash this?"
Gender gluttony: "My gender identity changes depending on how hungry I am."
what is rebloging if not passing the virtual blunt
We’re going to need a lot of cups #pascalcampion