DarthMasterVader

IG: killmommyanddaddy

[straightwhiteboystexting]

kolelatiralisaslut

i thought he was being sarcastic at first but the “?” changed it all

[enjay-35]

John Legend Winning Bruh

[just-shower-thoughts]

Using a phone case is like wearing a condom, sure it feels a lot more satisfying without it, but without it you run the risk of having an expensive accident.

[pr1nceshawn]

If Harry Potter Movies Had Honest Titles.

[multitrackdrifting-deactivated2]

[bladedamus]

September Mood

[just-shower-thoughts]

In this “Age of Information,” you’d think there’d be a lot less stupid people.

[pomeranian2]

[creamynut]

HOLLERIN 😭

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Pls 😂😂😂

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

if you read the whole label your third eye is permanently open

[sushinfood]

@heroboof

[onlyblackgirl]

A post shared by GotDamnZo (@iamzoie) on May 25, 2017 at 2:00pm PDT

[rosiebeen]

Lmafooooo!!!! Why he gotta be so damn extra! Nigga just die already!!!

[sure-alright-okay]

Me

[assijohnson-deactivated20181209]

that was absolutely needed 

[xmuvatokyo]

Crying

[psychedelicfelon]

doing the most 😂😂

[90skindofworld]

Carlton dropping some real shit

[troyxleonardo]

Black tumblr vs “Black” tumblr

[lilmamabeyellin]

When white people try to intervene with the culture 😂

[psychedelicfelon]

Yo I’m dying 😂😂 Bruh said “This ain’t footloose”

[thoughtsofalightie-deactivated2]

💃🏾🤸🏾‍♀️

[mindisc]

View this post on Instagram

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

these men risk their lives for us

[coyotebabe-deactivated20230727]

dan is crazy im surprised they not in jail because of him yet

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the way nick just sort of smiles and narrates with his melodic voice in more or less the exact same dialogue as dan deftly cat-burgles the world around him like a skilled dungeons and dragons thief character as though he isn’t seconds away from being piled on by forty security guards kills me

[kingkhufu94]

“Dan what is u.. Dan no” lmfao

[psychedelicfelon]

😂😂😂😂

[skateboarrdgifs]

Best video on the internet hands down Owen Wilson is GOAT

[macarena-of-time-deactivated201]

i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly

[kingrudegyalchina]

[jawnsanon]

Damn,

[vibezandchill]

And if I hear bad & bougee one more fucking time

[bewiubciueniocneoiheroihreoerfn]

rain drop

[so-icyj-deactivated20180223]

drop top

[marqweabyss]

Smokin’ on cookie in the hotbox

[lil-joosie]

Fucking on yo bitch she a thot thot

[onfourandthem-deactivated202202]

THOT

[personal-baggage-claim-deactiva]

Cookin’ up dope in the crockpot!

[pettypia-deactivated20170901]

We came from nothing to something nigga!

[brother2thenight]

I don’t trust nobody grip the trigger!

[thebigcoke]

Call up the gang, they come and get you 

[melaningoddessss]

Cry me a river, give you a tissue

[yafavblogger]

[b00otyfriedrice]

Cooking up dope with a Uzi !

[brvnda-deactivated20170403]

My niggas is savage, ruthless, (savage)

[nyckkaye]

Yuhhhhh

[wavvybone-deactivated20170530]

We got thirty rounds, hunnid rounds too

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

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