Hallo, Am Dork

Emotional support drone I'm working on both the girl and electritian part right now. She/It because i lost the other prounoun.

[data-cabl-girl]

This is what i look like irl

[data-cabl-girl]

yes, this is what I see if you hit me hard enough

[frankendykes-monster]

[quakerjoe]

[tijerieras]

robot wip.

she’s an oc i’m obsessed w lately

[daylights-rain]

I know you like that the dragon left her scent on you.

I know you keep getting a whiff of her and thinking about what she did to you this morning, and imagining what she's going to do to you tonight.

You wish you could go huff her scent right now, it's starting to drive you a little crazy not being about to.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Executive dysfunction is when there’s gas in the tank but no fuse. Either that or the engine is fine but the breaks don’t work. Or somehow both.

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[itsjesscapade]

Poor girl's CPU is being worked so hard...

[depsidase]

[haunted-hideaway]

I’m glad that OP:

1) Figured this out.

2) Shared so others can learn from their mistake.

[kuuderecatgirl]

hypnosis works on me because I listen to women

[xxpuppysporesxx]

girl that you kidnapped and keep in your basement sobbing and begging you to throw her out or kill her

not because she doesn't like being there, but because she doesn't feel like she deserves to be wanted like that

there are so many other prettier and better and funnier and less worthless girls you could keep who your love isn't wasted on

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[mrrrrps-deactivated20201225]

Visit Original Link

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

The appeal of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy was that it was a show about a three person friend group made up entirely of the one homie who's not gonna make it

[ratspleen]

I have a parasocial relationship with jerma in the sense that I feel like hes my weird neighbor and sometimes i look out the window and go "what the fuck is he doing"

[tamamoland-with-a-gun]

[winonaparadise]

i see a curved penis and i want to fix that shit. it's not that it's gross i just bet an hour in a bench vice would make that shit shoot straight. i wanna comically spin the handle and wrench it tight with the skill of a shop teacher that's been doing this for years. safety goggles on. heavy duty gloves. op! be careful of the clenching back there. that's how Ms. Paradise lost a pinky in college.

[winonaparadise]

I suppose this exposes my ignorance and inexperience. I suggest we normalize the use of the penis vice so that we can curve and straighten cocks to our own unique tastes. They can be 3D printed with an aposable skeleton so that they can be curved. I have included a mockup down below.

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

op i regret to inform you that the curve is so inherent that it persists even when you flip it inside out, turn it into a vagina, and stick a ramrod straight dilator into it for 30 minutes 4 times per day for several months.

(they don't usually give you an MRI 4 months after bottom surgery, i just happened to need one for unrelated reasons)

[winonaparadise]

girl why is your pussy trying to take me on the road less traveled. fucking that thing i hear google maps say "exit left." trying to hit your spot but your pussy said that's not part of the guided tour. your shit is so twisted the people's joker took it to her doctor saying "like this please." I KNOW she WILL be comin around the mountain when she comes! i always wanted a girl who turned heads, but this is ridiculous!!!