EAT ASS SUCK FACE REPRESENT THE HUMAN RACE

Victor - transman - probably in the junkyard rn [IC blog for @BLEACHDPUNK! Follows from autopsygremlin] 

[tympanista]

[davidblowme]

@c0kehead

[my-soul-to-reap]

[2winpeaks]

i hate porn. “ohh fuck my ass!!!” you fuck your own damn ass

[jdfcker]

anyways I’m not gonna say my laptops overheating or the fan’s on anymore I’m gonna say he’s wheezing

[davidblowme]

cool hey open your messages so i can talk to you without opening pisscord im lazy and i have smth important to tell you

[jdfcker]

are you only up to being in cahoots w jd or is a different, maybe long distance cahoots position available

hey now, if this cahoots is the sort of cahoots i’m thinking you’re meaning… i’m a one-track kind of gal, i’m entirely his and he’s entirely mine.

romance with anyone other than my baby boy @frznrsh is off the table, sorry to disappoint, bud. 

(unless this is like a crime cahoots in which case i’ll scheme with anybody)

[davidblowme]

im gay buttwad i just wanted to be long distance hellraisers jeezum

[jdfcker]

ALRIGHT J E E Z IF I’D HAVE KNOWN IT WAS YOU I WOULDN’T’VE GONE ON THE DEFENSIVE ALRIGHT OF COURSE WE’RE LONG DISTANCE HELLRAISERS thought that was already what we were doin here but alright-

[davidblowme]

HOW MANY OTHER LONG DISTANCE PPL DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKE CRIMES

[jdfcker]

are you only up to being in cahoots w jd or is a different, maybe long distance cahoots position available

hey now, if this cahoots is the sort of cahoots i’m thinking you’re meaning… i’m a one-track kind of gal, i’m entirely his and he’s entirely mine.

romance with anyone other than my baby boy @frznrsh is off the table, sorry to disappoint, bud. 

(unless this is like a crime cahoots in which case i’ll scheme with anybody)

[davidblowme]

im gay buttwad i just wanted to be long distance hellraisers jeezum

[davidblowme]

here is your excuse to gush about your boyfriends. i wanna know about em all.

theyre fucking dumbasses and I wanna spend the rest of my life with them or whatever

patricks weird but like in a cute way. literally nobody is like him and yea hes got flaws but at this point if you make fun of him im gonna shove my boot down your sorry throat. he’s more sensitive thank yall think

henry is my best fucking friend ever. no kidding. i swear on my mommas grave ive been in love with him since i was 6 and he’s sorta my rock. i like reading stuff to him and how stupid giggly he gets whenever we score some weed off a senior

[davidblowme]

so like... whose style do u wanna steal gimme pics

I was gonna say that there aint really one person who embodies the entirety of my style but, jeezum crow after lookin at some pictures I change my mind. Adam ant. Just add more safety pins and tartan and torn up shit

[davidblowme]

describe your ideal battle jacket !!

good question dang. uh, leather motorcycle jacket (cuz obviously im rollin up on a harley) probably with some sick ass design on the back. something that says Bowers Gang, yknow? Id probably stick some safety pins through the collar for aesthetics too

[davidblowme]

ask me about like, idk fashion and my boyfriends

[davidblowme]

promote me

Hi I’m victor

I have 2 boyfriends and I’ll punch your fucking teeth in

[jarofblades]

[davidblowme]

The Gang

[prettycooldontyouthink]

[5bi5]

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

[scanalan]

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

[anti-feminism-pro-girl-power-de]

Maybe that person you called racist or homophobic or accused or being sexist is secretly breaking down inside. Maybe they’re crying as they see your hate. Maybe they have feelings just like you 

[femininechrist]

I don’t care.

[drownerrs]