angels

//just to make it clear, this is not an OC. david is in the episode "The Poor Kid". my main is @notagiantman

[scotttenormanaskblog]

You’re the best egg fucker in the land

@davidweatherheadsgooglehistory

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

damn right i am

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

are you fucking serious

[scotttenormanaskblog]

You’re going to end up like a cracked egg

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

why are you doing this you fuckin bitch

[scotttenormanaskblog]

I have my reasons

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

but i dON'T WANNA DIE!!!

i thought we were friends bro...

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

are you fucking serious

[scotttenormanaskblog]

You’re going to end up like a cracked egg

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

why are you doing this you fuckin bitch

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

are you fucking serious

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

@douglasgooglehistory i wrote u a song...

[douglasgooglehistory]

join my cult

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

i want to be co owner

[douglasgooglehistory]

FIRST hello im not dead

SECOND hey mountain dew is great

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

HI DOUGLAS!!!!!!!

[douglasgooglehistory]

HEY DAVID !! im sorry i was gone my parents surprised me with a vacation into the middle of nowhere

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

its okay I was gone for a while too!!! I was in the hospital$!!!

[douglasgooglehistory]

FIRST hello im not dead

SECOND hey mountain dew is great

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

HI DOUGLAS!!!!!!!

[kevinsgooglesearch]

egg?

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Throw it at David’s head

[kevinsgooglesearch]

no! that’d be mean

[scotttenormanaskblog]

I thought it be funny

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

fuck you scott u fffuckin bitch

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Hey do you know what I have eggs? But I think you could use them more you want em?

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

are you being serious?

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Sure there yours

For twenty bucks

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

...deal!! you got it scott!!!

how many eggs are there?

[kevinsgooglesearch]

egg?

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Throw it at David’s head

[kevinsgooglesearch]

no! that’d be mean

[scotttenormanaskblog]

I thought it be funny

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

fuck you scott u fffuckin bitch

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Hey do you know what I have eggs? But I think you could use them more you want em?

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

are you being serious?

[kevinsgooglesearch]

egg?

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Throw it at David’s head

[kevinsgooglesearch]

no! that’d be mean

[scotttenormanaskblog]

I thought it be funny

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

fuck you scott u fffuckin bitch

[kevinsgooglesearch]

hey

does anybody wanna like

dance or something? with me?

[kevinsgooglesearch]

guess thats a no.

i’m gonna watch star wars. who needs dancing haha?

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

oh hEy can i watch with you?

my boyfriend seems….pretty dead so i don’t think ill be going to the dance either.

[kevinsgooglesearch]

oh hello yes!

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

awesome!!

I've never seen any of the movies before so this'll be fun!!!!!

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

where?

[kevinsgooglesearch]

hey

does anybody wanna like

dance or something? with me?

[kevinsgooglesearch]

guess thats a no.

i’m gonna watch star wars. who needs dancing haha?

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

oh hEy can i watch with you?

my boyfriend seems....pretty dead so i don't think ill be going to the dance either.

[scotttenormanaskblog]

I have a fresh carton of eggs for you my blonde friend

@davidweatherheadsgooglehistory

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

i do not trust you at ALL

you’ll probably just throw the eggs at my feet just to see me suffer

[scotttenormanaskblog]

Not at all I’m turning over a new leaf

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

i don't believe that for a second

you've fooled me enough times scott. my trust for you is absolutely 0

[scotttenormanaskblog]

I have a fresh carton of eggs for you my blonde friend

@davidweatherheadsgooglehistory

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

i do not trust you at ALL

you'll probably just throw the eggs at my feet just to see me suffer

[craigsgooglesearch]

egg fucker

[scotttenormanaskblog]

David is his name and fucking eggs is his game

@davidweatherheadsgooglehistory

[davidweatherheadsgooglehistory]

WHATEVER uH

BOSS BABY FUCKER...