Incorrect DBH quotes

Fairly inactive

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Sorry for anyone who follows but this blog may have long periods of hiatus, but I may still post.

If I do it will be inconsistent (aka whenever I find motivation).

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Gavin: I love hearing Fowler shouting at someone else. It makes such a nice change.

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Fowler: You're ignoring all your problems.

Hank: I know.

Fowler: You also know it's an unhealthy coping mechanism?

Hank: I'm ignoring that fact as well.

Fowler: ...

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Josh: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.

North: You're right, Josh.. Violence can't be the answer.

Josh: Correct, North. Now, on to the next lesso-

North: Violence is the question.

North: And the answer is yes!

Josh: North, no!!

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

*after discussing a plan*

North: Does anyone have any questions?

Markus: Is this legal?

North: Does anyone have any relevant questions?

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Hank: *Drunk* Why's it called an oven when you of in the cold food and you of out hot eat the food?

Connor: ...What?

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Hank: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait

Connor: You and me!

Hank: *tearing up* Ok

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Connor: I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Fowler: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Gavin: No.

Connor: No.

Fowler: Didn't think so.

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Connor: Good morning!

Hank: Bold statement

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

North: And if you have any suggestions, please put them in the suggestion box.

Markus: That’s a trash can.

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Connor: Dad I'm bored

Hank: Hi bored, I'm dad

Connor *tearing up*: Did you just make a dad joke?

Hank *crying*: Did you just call me dad?

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

*At a crime scene*

Connor *arm cut off from fight with a criminal*: Hey Hank

Hank: ya?

Connor *holds out dismembered arm*: Do you need a hand?

Hank:...

Hank: Fucking hell, I don't get paid enough to deal with this

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Gavin: Today, I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can’t say. But yes.

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Gavin: *trying to play the guitar*

Connor: Do you take requests?

Gavin: Sure

Connor: Please stop

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Connor: What's going on over there?

Hank: I don't know, it's probably Gavin's fault

[dbh-incorrectquotes]

Gavin: My head hurts!

Hank: That's just your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity