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i lowkey need you so bad

complete my obstacle course and then we’ll talk

dogsdayilya

Loyalty (1869)

— by Briton Rivière

Loyalty (2025)

— by Ilya Rozanov

evilwizard

it’s pride month, minions. you know what that means

galactic-mayhem

do you want us to, like, cast gay spells my leige?

evilwizard

<|:^)

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#muscle butt #gay #hubba hubba #i love buttz #beefy butt #nsfw

handsywoman

strangers to colleagues to friends to soulmates <3

sozvezdiyay

Obsessed with the idea of Shane randomly encountering Bad Bunny at a bar just like he encountered Rose. (Because he has the BEST luck.)

But he doesn't know who Bad Bunny is, and Bad Bunny doesn't know who Shane is... So they're both just making small talk with this hot guy they met at the bar while they wait for their drinks. They're enjoying talking to someone who doesn't know their celebrity status. And Shane is getting a little flustered despite being married, because damn if this guy isn't his type, and Bad Bunny is lowkey flirting with him.

And then Ilya shows up and has a heart attack. Alternating between fanboying over Bad Bunny and wanting to fight him. Just standing there frozen with this bonkers expression on his face.

And Shane is completely oblivious. "Hey, you're back! I ordered you a beer. Oh, and this is Benito. Benito, this is my husband Ilya........... Baby, are you okay? Why do you look like that?"