bliss.

the inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma 💀death positive💀

[evilwizard]

ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura

[thiccr0mancer-deactivated202312]

-1

[thiccr0mancer-deactivated202312]

-1

[evilwizard]

ma’am please

[bebx]

IM F***ING DEAD?????

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Are you having a good time in the afterlife?

[tumblerculosis]

I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

[markscherz]

Frogs are friends

[neenarchive]

maidens if you are going to flee dramatically from my castle in the middle of the night once i reveal my true nature to you please leave your candelabra on the little ledge by the portcullis we are running out of them

[neenarchive]

starting to think these maidens are stumbling in soaked through from the rain just to steal my beautiful gowns and homeware are any of you actually lost

[foodserviceconfessions]

[a-flickering-soul]

OTC BIRTH CONTROL APPROVED BY THE FDA

[puzzledjay]

FDA approves first over-the-counter birth control pill in US | CNN

The US Food and Drug Administration on Thursday approved the birth control pill Opill to be available over-the-counter, the first nonprescri

[somecutething]

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

[luidilovins]

I'm loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It's interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone's gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

Human: play?

Aquatic creature from an entirely different branch of the animal tree: play!

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

the main problem i have with america is that nothings old as hell there. i cant be so far away from a castle it damages my aura

[chillyfeetsteak]

man people really just say stuff on here huh

[stars-bean]

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

[ap0stle]

"i cant wait to get home from work so i can do all that stuff i wanted to do"

when i get home from work:

[guerrillatech]

[hekatontarch]

[queertail]

The site is '12ft Ladder' found here:

12ft – Hop any paywall

Show me a 10ft paywall, I’ll show you a 12ft ladder.

[sola-whumping]

Reblogging this on ALL my blogs because holy shit is it useful

[flyfeline]

"holy fucking shit holy fucking shit how did they get away with making the bluey dad so hot"

the bluey dad:

[thetreetopinn]

Excuse me... no... that doesn't capture it...

If you're going to argue against this example of husband and fatherhood perfection, then you'd best make sure you're making an argument from intellectual honesty... 'cause... just fuggin' look at that.

This dude absolutely fucks.

[fortidogi]

Thats a rectangle with ears and a tail

[deathlyvibe]

As someone who just saw Bluey for the first time the other day, it's cause he's such a good dad and kind of a troublemaker but in a cute way.

[eternallovers65]

Fred Prinze Jr's Fred walked so Ryan Gosling's Ken could run

[the-a-j-universe]

That's just the same man again.

[inloveforevr-deactivated2025041]

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

[lostcryptids]

the problem with horror now is there is no men in little tank tops and booty shorts

[deadmentellnotales13]

[mint-stone]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly

[everyfreakingusernameitryistaken]

[rosslynpaladin]

We Stan this San Diego Man

[sugawara--san]

this

[dooflizard]

C o m e d yy

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

Some recent gems:

[hugtheteadrinkthekitten]

And of course there’s

[theseaissilent]

[disease-danger-darkness-silence]

#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish​)

I gotchu, bro:

[trilllizardstrikesback]

[abysmallylost23]

i’m wheezgJmf stoP

[assassinregrets]

[parlezvousladybug]

Honestly every time this thread just makes me laugh. And new additions…excellent.