Official Dedsec London Account

Tumblr account for the coolest resistance in London

[dedseclondon]

We shouldn't have added led lights to the servers for that party. We can't sleep anymore, it flashes through the entire rainbow every night, we don't know how to revoke access from him.

[dedseclondon]

After serious thought and discussion, we are no longer accepting requests for what to do with Malik, as a lot of proposed suggestions we have received are considered war crimes.

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We're superimposing a 25% opacity image of Bagley on every screen in the city.

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We're changing every traffic light in the city to green, just to see what happens

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When we freed Big Ben from Albion's tyranny, we also took the liberty of adding something else to it. At a completely random day and time, Big Ben will play the entirety of Megalovania.

[dedseclondon]

Bagley keeps fucking with the microwave so it ruins my casserole.

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We've started a program to attempt to train goats to ram albion guards.

In other news, our hospital bills have increased this month.

[dedseclondon]

Our New Year's party is being held at the Earl's Fortune in Westminster; First drink is on the house!

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As it is the season of giving, bagley is now allowed a 5gbps internet plan!

He's your problem now.

[dedseclondon]

We decided to connect bagley to a smart refrigerator.

This was a very bad idea.

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We should really do something with the massive boxing ring we keep in the safehouse.

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We are now testing the efficiency of producing plate armor for our operatives.

Problem is it's very expensive and we actually don't have any plate armor to test.

[dedseclondon]

After reviewing our quarterly expenditures, we have made the conclusion that almost 57% of our funding is dedicated to spiderbots.

The discussion surrounding this has gone violent.

[chris-but-alt]

[dedseclondon]

The downside of Bagley being omniscient in our actions means he keeps inserting himself in every conversation.

We don't know how to solve this.

[dedseclondon]

We're running out of things to research.

So we've just started strapping bombs on various objects.

The explosive dishwasher is a work in progress.

[dedseclondon]

New Rule: You are not allowed to forcefully take control of people's minds to make them lose the drone race.

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