this blog is lobstromonus

Carley. Aged 23. Texan. Buckeye. Hufflepuff. Terrible at writing about myself. This blog is used for reblogging things I like or find funny. Also sometimes I whine about things. Sideblog about Bioware Games "I'm sort of like Costco. I'm big, I'm not fancy and I dare you to not like me."

[strawberryboy]

some gems from The Room’s script

[flyingpurplepizzaeater]

Sorry That I Haven’t Seen You In Six Months Because I’m Depressed and My House Is a Mess Because I’m Depressed and I Can’t Talk about What I’ve Been Doing Lately Because I Haven’t Been Doing Anything Lately Because I’m Depressed: the Trilogy

[theotherwesley]

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like

DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

[mrbenwyatt]

[deerlord]

me with every dog ever

[crisontumblr]

[bastlynnthe2nd]

I JUST UGLY LAUGHED SO HARD I WOKE UP THE DAMN HOUSE JFC!!!

[kelzthalasbandtherion]

LOL

[thegoldenwyvern]

DO NOT CLICK THIS IF YOU NEED TO BE QUIET

[ktjnn]

LMFAOOOOOO

[sonicthehedgegod]

[yiffmaster]

the enemy of my enemy is my friend

[just-shower-thoughts]

Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.

[cankristi-deactivated20180325]

i didn’t know i needed this until it arrived

[wangpatang]

“your generation is obsessed with instant gratification” mom you freak the fuck out and stomp out of a restaurant when you wait more than 15 minutes for your food

[master-of-all-villainy]

Technically speaking there is a lot of food in this house. However, none of it is sweet and none of it is microwaveable. Therefore, there is no food in this house.

[ooeygooeyy-deactivated20201114]

[kirstengillibrand]

[thesochill]

Some weird shit is about to go down…

[jjong]

me when i enter a room

[damaseas]

I want all of the content on this site to be deleted apart from this video

[catmoving-deactivated20181124]

im glad tumblr people are finally discovering the gem that is indian soap operas

[kadeart]

When I have a trouble ,drawing Corgi (and butt) can help me 

[actualdoglord]

kids on skype have such legit things as their moods like

but all the people over age 16 have shit like this

[actualdoglord]

[yungsquidward]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is like looking at the original draft of the constitution

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

Me, July 3rd, 11:59pm: America is deeply flawed

Me, July 4th, 12:00am: