JPJ

Zeppelin's bassist

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

Hi.

Jonesy was dragged onto here by the group of buffoons that call themselves "the rest of led zeppelin"

He maintains that he only stays out of exasperation!

Ooc:

-This is a John Paul Jones roleplay blog! I am in NO WAY claiming to actually be him.

-This is technically a side blog from my main

-This blog is just for fun! Any explicitly offensive comments etc will be deleted!

-I also run blogs @chr1s-c0rnell (Chris Cornell rp blog), @withepollsout-itslessdangerous (music polls) and @notmeobsessedw60y-o-rockstars (basically shitposting; all aren't technically my main)

Thank you :)

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

i love you jonesy, ill be your groupie

....🤯

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

help me

-bonzo

how may i be of assistance?

[mrspagey]

he’s such a dork, I need him.

[led-heart]

Fun. Got no recollection of these being taken.

[mrspagey]

that’s crazy!! I’m gonna touch you

[led-heart]

Please... Ah, please do.

[mrspagey]

did you just moan…

[led-heart]

Wouldn't you like to know..?

[oingussboinguss]

*trips you over and you fall into a bottomless pit*

[led-heart]

It's not that different from what I've been up to recently anyways.

[oingussboinguss]

*you fall into the pit, the horrors of which you have never experienced*

[led-heart]

Surely no worse than having to put up with @definitelyjohnpauljones 's boring ass.

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

it is a pleasure to not give you any entertainment. I am honored.

[led-heart]

Has anybody seen my new picks? It's a wooden box full to the brim. Very clinky too. Makes a nice sound if ya shake it. Maybe someone held it to shake it for a song. Like maracas... Maybe @definitelyjohnpauljones ? Have you seen my new picks? Did you see them?

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

i think the acoustic guitar monster ate them

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

where did Rob and Jimmy go :(

[led-heart]

Rob isn't here?

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

he was but he disappeared as well :(

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

Why is my head cut off in your header picture?

im assuming this is jimmy but the short answer is that im a non tech-savvy old man

[m0by-dick]

jimmy said i gotta shave my mustache. should i?

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

jimmys back bonzo (@ask-zoso), you should ask him about it :)

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

Hi.

Jonesy was dragged onto here by the group of buffoons that call themselves "the rest of led zeppelin"

He maintains that he only stays out of exasperation!

Ooc:

-This is a John Paul Jones roleplay blog! I am in NO WAY claiming to actually be him.

-This is technically a side blog from my main

-This blog is just for fun! Any explicitly offensive comments etc will be deleted!

-I also run blogs @chr1s-c0rnell (Chris Cornell rp blog), @withepollsout-itslessdangerous (music polls) and @notmeobsessedw60y-o-rockstars (basically shitposting; all aren't technically my main)

Thank you :)

[led-heart]

Oh fuck off, you got here on your legs!

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

seeing as this is an online platform, I do not believe traveling here by foot is possible :)

also Jimmy you disappeared off the face of the earth for like a year so welcome

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

where did Rob and Jimmy go :(

[m0by-dick]

whats a skibi?

[jimdmorrison]

No idea and I’m scared to ask

[m0by-dick]

jim help im scared to look it up

[jimdmorrison]

Well hopefully it’s not too important because I’m also not touching it

[m0by-dick]

i think its a body part

[jimdmorrison]

Maybe I’m bad with biology

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

sorry bonzo you should probably just look up a picture. minimize the psychological damage.

[m0by-dick]

guys what the fuck is this?

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

Im sorry you had to find out this way.

[m0by-dick]

whats a skibi?

[jimdmorrison]

No idea and I’m scared to ask

[m0by-dick]

jim help im scared to look it up

[jimdmorrison]

Well hopefully it’s not too important because I’m also not touching it

[m0by-dick]

i think its a body part

[jimdmorrison]

Maybe I’m bad with biology

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

sorry bonzo you should probably just look up a picture. minimize the psychological damage.

[4rebehz-deactivated20250221]

[basswhoisalsoellie]

I guess when Kurt sang “we don’t have to breed” Dave couldn’t hear it do to the sounds of the drums

[another-little-hippie]

i am going to do a part 2 because i am just not impressed with my overall presentation. i know i have something greater inside of me and i need to reach my full potential…

[m0by-dick]

IM TRYING TO HAVE A NICE DINNER WITH MY SON WHEN @lerxst-lifeson IS CALLING ME HAM BOY!!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?

[lerxst-lifeson-deactivated20240]

*nervous laughter* Uh- yeah- let bygones be bygones?

[m0by-dick]

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?!??

[lerxst-lifeson-deactivated20240]

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IM ONLY IN MY EARLY TWENTIES

Neil said it once after getting in a fight with out manager

[m0by-dick]

ASK HIM WHAT IT MEANS!!!!

[lerxst-lifeson-deactivated20240]

HE TOLD ME TO PISS OFF CAUSE HES READING!!! IM GONNA FUCKIN STEAL ALL HIS BOOKS AND WINE >:(

[m0by-dick]

RAHHHAIEIEIDJDJDJDJDIDIDIDIDIDWWNWWKOA

[lerxst-lifeson-deactivated20240]

HEY MAN LETS NOT KILL MY DRUMMER PLEASE!!!! HE’S TOO SMART TO DIE (also he writes the best Rush songs and we would be nowhere without him)

[m0by-dick]

tell him that i may break into his home ♥️🥰

[lerxst-lifeson-deactivated20240]

please man… please oh fuck no, he’s gonna haunt me and read me philosophy books while I’m sleeping and it’s gonna fucking suck

[m0by-dick]

can you babysit jason? i have some business to do.

[lerxst-lifeson-deactivated20240]

PLEASE MAN!!! HES GONNA HAUNT ME AND READ PHILOSOPHY BOOKS TO ME WHILE IM IN BED OR THE SHOWER TO GET BACK AT ALL THE PRANKS I PLAYED ON HIM!!!!!

[m0by-dick]

MWAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[lerxst-lifeson-deactivated20240]

PLEASE!!! I WILL DO ANYTHING SO YOU DONT KILL HIM!!! HES TO YOUNG AND SMART TO DIE!!!!

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

bonzo, dear lad, what in the name of the devil we sold our souls to is going on?

you do know that if you kill someone the onion overlord will doom you to eternal onionation.

[definitelyjohnpauljones]

HELP ME, OH GREAT ONE, JOHN IS GONNA KILL MY DRUMMER AND I CAN’T DTOP HIM!!! PLEASE HELP, OH GREAT JOHN PAUL JONES!!!!

uhm

there are like a hundred Johns we know but I assume you mean bonzo 😬

I can try I can try