⚔️CHRISTOPHE BAUDELAIRE⚔️ @deicidedefiance - Tumblr Blog

“And we dance where the sky crashes down.”

I don’t follow God’s path. I go where I want to go. And I happened to want to go on zhis app. Non, I was not influenced by anyone— bon, peut-être un peu— but it does not matter.

I can provide useful.. services to anyone who happens to have someone agitating on zheir back. Costs a lot, but in my opinion, it’s worth it. Who’s got zhe time to hear your parents nagging, right? I can help with zhat… just know zhat zhe results are irreversible.

Hire me, is what I am saying.

P.S— if anyone sees zhat fucker, Gregory, let him know zhat zhe mass sending of bibles to my doorstep isn’t going to convince me to convert at all.

Gregory, one day I will commit deicide, and you cannot stop me.

#christophe ze mole #Christophe Delorne #South Park foreign kids #South Park #the mole south park #the mole #South Park roleplay blog #roleplay blog

Spare any cigarettes?

-@weirdoorphankid

Do you zhink I get zhese for free?

I am not a cigarette charity, American. Get your own.

#christophe ze mole #south park roleplay blog #south park foreign kids #christophe delorne #the mole south park

A fellow foreigner, I see! Interested in comradeship?

I have a little heist coming up…

Eh? A heist? Who do you take me for— a burglar?

Don’t ever suggest something stupid like zhat..

but if you wanna maybe help me fight off some shitheads at a warzone…

#christophe ze mole #south park roleplay blog #south park foreign kids #christophe delorne #the mole south park #roleplay blog

HIHIHHI MOLE HOW ARE YOU !!

I’m fine, zhank you.

I mean. I recently failed a commission and nearly got shot, but yeah. I’m okay.

#christophe ze mole #south park roleplay blog #south park foreign kids #christophe delorne #the mole south park

pip-in-proper

Ugh. I can smell zhe tea and freshly cooked, buttered crumpets from over here… ça sent la merde, en plus...

Disgusting.

- @deicidedefiance

My crumpets are DELICIOUS, you—you— YOU BAGUETTE‑BRANDED BOLLOCK! IF I COULD HIT YOU WITH A SHOVEL I WOULD! (he cant bcz he doesn't heave the upper body strength [shovel too heavy])

Say ONE more thing about my tea and I'll— I'll… I'll tell DAMIEN on you! YEAH!

deicidedefiance

DON’T USE MY FUCKEEING COUNTRY’S FOOD AGAINST ME, YOU BEANS-ON-TOAST FUCKER!!

I’M NOT SCARED OF SATANS LITTLE WEASEL SON. ZHAT DIPSHIT COULDN’T LAY A MARK ON ME.

pip-in-proper

[Pip is TERRIFIED at the fact that he YELLED at Christophe.]

Um... I... I'm sorry. About.. you know. This. I wasn't... myself. I had a great deal of sugar.

I didn't mean to... insult your... baguettes.

deicidedefiance

British piece of shit..

Maybe don’t eat sugar next time? Whatever you ate couldn’t have been nice, anyways. You British people have no sense of taste..

#more frenchness #south park foreign kids #south park roleplay blog

British piece of shit

-@bigboned69

BRITISH?

Do not compare me to such a filthy species. I am French and proud.

#christophe ze mole #christophe delorne #south park foreign kids #south park roleplay blog #the mole south park

what part of france are you from, frenchie..

Île-de-France. Can’t say zhat I grew up very wealthy, zhough.. at least not up until I was found and adopted.

#christophe ze mole #christophe delorne #south park foreign kids #south park roleplay blog #the mole south park

who are your friends?? :3

I do not have many. I guess I am in a good enough alliance with Damien to consider him… sort of a friend. Gregory is my closest comrade— I zhink zhat makes us friends.

Err.. zhere is not many ozhers.

#christophe ze mole #christophe delorne #south park foreign kids #south park roleplay blog #the mole south park

what’s your opinion on gregory??

Annoying prick… who happens to have very nice eyes. I enjoy looking at Gregory’s eyes.

#christophe ze mole #christophe delorne #south park foreign kids #south park roleplay blog

didnt even spell decided right

ooc: it’s deicide. not decided. 🥀😭

#ooc post #christophe ze mole #christophe delorne #south park roleplay blog

pip-in-proper

Ugh. I can smell zhe tea and freshly cooked, buttered crumpets from over here… ça sent la merde, en plus...

Disgusting.

- @deicidedefiance

My crumpets are DELICIOUS, you—you— YOU BAGUETTE‑BRANDED BOLLOCK! IF I COULD HIT YOU WITH A SHOVEL I WOULD! (he cant bcz he doesn't heave the upper body strength [shovel too heavy])

Say ONE more thing about my tea and I'll— I'll… I'll tell DAMIEN on you! YEAH!

deicidedefiance

DON’T USE MY FUCKEEING COUNTRY’S FOOD AGAINST ME, YOU BEANS-ON-TOAST FUCKER!!

I’M NOT SCARED OF SATANS LITTLE WEASEL SON. ZHAT DIPSHIT COULDN’T LAY A MARK ON ME.

#christophe ze mole #christophe delorne #south park foreign kids #south park roleplay blog

hi christophe!!

Bonjour, étranger.

.. it’s MOLE, to you.

#south park foreign kids #south park roleplay blog #christophe ze mole #christophe delorne

failed abortion

.. who zhe fuck told you zhat.

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gregoryofyardale-ask

Gregory, you left one of your ribbons at my house. Zhose silly black ones you use to tie your hair. Just get a hair tie, fuck..

- @deicidedefiance

Ribbons are more classy than a hair tie, silly Mole.

Thank you for letting me know, though… you can give it to me at school.

deicidedefiance

Eh.

I don’t zhink you need it.

gregoryofyardale-ask

I beg your pardon.

deicidedefiance

I don’t zhink zhat it is something zhat you need. You have other ribbons

I will keep it instead.

gregoryofyardale-ask

Christophe, that is my ribbon.

deicidedefiance

Don’t care.

Nanny nanny boo boo.

gregoryofyardale-ask

Gregory, you left one of your ribbons at my house. Zhose silly black ones you use to tie your hair. Just get a hair tie, fuck..

- @deicidedefiance

Ribbons are more classy than a hair tie, silly Mole.

Thank you for letting me know, though… you can give it to me at school.

deicidedefiance

Eh.

I don’t zhink you need it.

gregoryofyardale-ask

I beg your pardon.

deicidedefiance

I don’t zhink zhat it is something zhat you need. You have other ribbons

I will keep it instead.

gregoryofyardale-ask

Gregory, you left one of your ribbons at my house. Zhose silly black ones you use to tie your hair. Just get a hair tie, fuck..

- @deicidedefiance

Ribbons are more classy than a hair tie, silly Mole.

Thank you for letting me know, though… you can give it to me at school.

deicidedefiance

Eh.

I don’t zhink you need it.

#christophe ze mole #the mole south park #south park foreign kids

deicidedefiance

Christophe, must you be so vile with your words?

God will not be as forgiving in death as he is in life. It is not too late.

Gregory, get out of my inbox.

I do not care for where I end up after death. I will start a fuckeeing revolution for all zhat I care. Down with zhe monarchy.

gregoryofyardale-ask

Sigh..

There isn’t any convincing you, is there?

Does the thought of me going to heaven and you going to hell not scare you?

deicidedefiance

What are you implying.

gregoryofyardale-ask

That we’d be separated, dear Chri— Mole.

deicidedefiance

Pfft— you zhink I care about that..?

.. what days did you say zhat you go to church?

gregoryofyardale-ask

Aw. How cute.

deicidedefiance

Nevermind.

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