* DEMONOLOGY / DAD !

INDIE FANDOMLESS OC WRITTEN BY MAMA MADDIE.

[justalexwinter]

[demcndad]

werewxlfcflondon:

“Uh, thanks, mate,” Baz mumbled, slightly agitated. He brought his index finger to mouth and licked it before he wiped away whatever was on his nose. He glanced down at his finger and noted the reddish-brown colour. Oh yeah, he knew exactly what the substance was. “It’s dried blood. Now quit staring at me, old man.”

             now, niles is no way a dumb man. is he good at playing it so he doesn’t end up involved in something he doesn’t want to be in? of course. like did he know that it was dried blood? of course he did. he can’t help but scoff at his words, rolling his eyes before he gives a shrug of his shoulders. “i mean, if you want to walk around with dried blood on your nose, be my guest. don’t say i didn’t try to tell you about it,” 

[demcndad]

prcphesiied:

           “ he’s sleeping with my girlfriend and my best friend, so probably more than you want to know. who’s asking?”

              “well, that’s certainly something i could have lived without knowing,” he’ll stuff his hands into the pockets of his basketball shorts, raising an eyebrow. “don’t lollygag, harry.”

[demcndad]

my favorite thing about niles is that he doesn’t dress in suits. like, he owns a bunch, of course. he is 100% the man wearing jeans and a hawaiian shirt. he’s 100% the dude wearing a pink floyd shirt with basketball shorts. that’s him.

[d0llpill]

Screencaps from Freaked! These are for @demcndad

[demcndad]

niles has big heart and big dick energy.

[demcndad]

new dash icon of mr. ambrosia looking absolutely dashing!

[vroengard-deactivated20220818]

What's the kinkiest thing you are into?

feeling wanted

[wehaveallgotknives]

this morning on yard duty, i saved a large, sleepy bumble bee from some children who were gonna stomp on it because children are afraid of things. the bee was cold, and moving very slowly, not up to flying yet. i picked up the bee and it climbed my arm. the children screamed. i told them it was ok. the bee got onto my neck and into my hair. the children kept telling me that it was in my hair. i turned my head so the bee was in the sun. i stood there with the children and the bee until it warmed up and flew away. see, i said, it didn’t hurt me. if you don’t hurt things, they usually don’t hurt you. 

[wehaveallgotknives]

I went back to this school after a week away and a boy in year one in the lunch line said to me “remember when you holded the bee?”

[randomslasher]

pure

[demcndad]

one day i’ll find caps from freaked because that’s how i imagine younger niles looking....1993 era alex winter.

[forgamers]

Russian exorcisms be like

[missster-anderson-deactivated20]

This bitch haunted… YEET

[nitashinori]

From what i could roughly understand: [no idea sorry] *GASP* *exhale* “In the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit, FUCK OFF, please.”

[demcndad]

these two memes are niles in a nutshell. this is all you need to know.

[demcndad]

              “college professor, huh? what do you teach?” // @unadjust 

[lafcyettes]

favorite Hamilton lyrics: 9/?

“In my sleep? Seven feet ahead of me? If I see it comin’, do I run or do I let it be?”

[koyla-archived-deactivated18112]

whoever has my voodoo doll pls kiss it’s forehead i need it

[kidcoco]

[demcndad]

            well, he was an odd looking fellow, wasn’t he? his skin pigment was off. green? yeah. it was green. reminded him of some of villains from that cartoon that his daughter liked. what was it? oh, the powerpuff girls. the gangrene gang? yeah. fingers run through slight curls, head tilting to the side. “aren’t you from that one band?” yeah, he’s in with the times! // @hisband