Megatron will be so pleased!

I'm a good soldier. A loyal soldier! Wttpyls, Transformers: Armada Demolishor.

[tarananananza-blog]

demolishorr said: Waves back

!!! WAVES MORE INTENSELY 

[demolishorr-blog]

Continues wave during approach

Hi

[ur-gonna-have-a-bad-time-deacti]

happy tuesday everyone

[caserer-blog]

it’s thursday

[ur-gonna-have-a-bad-time-deacti]

oh. well you know. time zones and all that.

[demolishorr-blog]

[Laying face down on the floor snoring obnoxiously]

[mayordewdew-deactivated20170512]

Shint

[friend-object]

[waves from above] hello bill

[demolishorr-blog]

[casually lowers Doug back to the ground. Be free. Return to your friend.]

[mayordewdew-deactivated20170512]

I’d like to express my thanks to the giant robot for protecting Doug today

[demolishorr-blog]

#Also how would you like a paid temp job

Err... Thanks, but I kinda already have a job

[points to badge]

[demolishorr-blog]

Geez, and I thought Cybertronian programming was violent.. The name sounds…. fitting though,

[friend-object]

Yeah it’s about monsters fighting each other ‘till one of them dies.

I don’t let my daughter watch it.

[demolishorr-blog]

Huh... we got stuff like that too, but it’s not made for babies...

[friend-object]

Weomth is a real stabaman

[friend-object]

[ahh yes perfect, every buisness man must approprietly shake anothers hand or finger.]

What was that thing anyway. A cat????

[demolishorr-blog]

Beats me. Looked organic, then DEFINITELY not. Whatever it is, I wouldn’t mind not running into it again…

[friend-object]

He looks like hes from that one show whats it called…. stab a man?

[demolishorr-blog]

Geez, and I thought Cybertronian programming was violent.. The name sounds.... fitting though,

[friend-object]

[ahh yes perfect, every buisness man must approprietly shake anothers hand or finger.]

What was that thing anyway. A cat????

[demolishorr-blog]

Beats me. Looked organic, then DEFINITELY not. Whatever it is, I wouldn’t mind not running into it again...

[demolishorr-blog]

Not my fault you didn’t tell me that. And it’s Demolishor. 

[friend-object]

[looks around awkwardly and sticks hand out for hand shake]

Yes thank you Demolisher,,, for getting me out of that issue

[demolishorr-blog]

[Offers... single finger in return? This is gonna be weird, his fingers are hollow.]

Don’t mention it. That thing was creepin’ me out anyways.

[demolishorr-blog]

You might have a point there.. Well I dunno what to tell you, human.

[shrugs]

[friend-object]

My names Doug not human…. Robot

[demolishorr-blog]

No my fault you didn’t tell me that. And it’s Demolishor. 

[demolishorr-blog]

[Tiny back pat with pointer finger. Verry careful.]

Eh, you get used to it. Maybe you oughta get some armor. Or a blaster…… Or a tank.

[friend-object]

[doug appreciates the pats, doug will pat your finger in return]

I cant just GET armor it’s heavy and expensive and heavy. 

[demolishorr-blog]

You might have a point there.. Well I dunno what to tell you, human.

[shrugs]

[demolishorr-blog]

[the human is leaking, help him]

hey hey uh… relax. I think you’re good now… 

[lowers hand out of the sky and just to mid level]

And I’m not gonna drop ya..

[friend-object]

[wHEEZES AND CALMS]

everyone here is so violent!!

[demolishorr-blog]

[Tiny back pat with pointer finger. Verry careful.]

Eh, you get used to it. Maybe you oughta get some armor. Or a blaster...... Or a tank.

[friend-object]

[cries while clinging to robot finger]

[demolishorr-blog]

[the human is leaking, help him]

hey hey uh... relax. I think you’re good now... 

[lowers hand out of the sky and just to mid level]

And I’m not gonna drop ya..

[demolishorr-blog]

Hey, someone get @mayordewdew

I think we’re gonna need another round of Evanescence soon.

[friend-object]

 HE LP  ME

[demolishorr-blog]

[Lifts tiny man way up high]

That should keep ya safe

[demolishorr-blog]

Hey, someone get @mayordewdew

I think we’re gonna need another round of Evanescence soon.

[badda--boom-deactivated20160124]

how tough am I???

WELL ILL HAVE YA KNOW I STUBBED MY TOE ONCE AND I ONLY CREID FER TEN MINUTES

[demolishorr-blog]

That’s impressive.

Wish I could say the same..

[badda--boom-deactivated20160124]

fogeddabouit, pal! no chump can say theyre HALF as tough as i am!!!!

im the coolest guy on the block!!!! izza fact

[demolishorr-blog]

I bet I know a few guys who'd have something to say about that. Buuuut they're not here, so...

Uh. Anyway! I'm Demolishor, loyal Decepticon warrior! Who're you?