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hey bgg can I talk to you?

- @demon-offical

I thought I got rid of you for at least a week. What do you want?

I wanted to... apologies to you for...

UGHHH WHY IS IT HARD TO BE NICE TO YOU YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN ANNOYED

*looks down at his hand, squinting his eyes like he's reading something*

" i'm sorry for being so forceful when hitting on you. I want to try again, try something more at your speed. Can I take you on a picnic? "

hmm

I see the sharpie smudges on your palm

Who told you to say that? Gabriel?

*sets his hand on fire to burn the ink off*

NO! totally not, I wrote- er, thought of that myself. He may have given me some advice but I came up with that paragraph.

But my offer still stands, I promise to be somewhat civil

I am heavily suspicious that you're going to try to steal one of my sets of wings or something, so no.

Plus, this is just you acting on your selfish desires. We all know that's something you're known for your own benefit, no matter who it hurts

Angel, I've apologized for that thousands of times. Falling was my choice, yes, but I didn't do it to hurt you. Yes it was selfish, but it's not a choice I regret. I really want to love you, but you're making it hard when you keep bringing up the past

You're actually going to be mad at me for bringing that up? You LEFT me for hell. HELL. We were supposed to spend our time in heaven together, enjoy our friendship, and maybe something more.

You decide to talk to me. Don't be mad when you know I'm still upset with you

#officalverse #biblically accurate demon #biblically accurate angel

I'm trying to change to be the "perfect little angel" that you feel in love with, but that's not me anymore doll. I changed. I know you're still mad, and I know that you have every right to be, but I'd like it if you'd see that ever act of kindness I do IS FOR YOU.

I'm done talking about this. My offer will always stand if you change your mind, but only because I love you.

hey bgg can I talk to you?

- @demon-offical

I thought I got rid of you for at least a week. What do you want?

I wanted to... apologies to you for...

UGHHH WHY IS IT HARD TO BE NICE TO YOU YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN ANNOYED

*looks down at his hand, squinting his eyes like he's reading something*

" i'm sorry for being so forceful when hitting on you. I want to try again, try something more at your speed. Can I take you on a picnic? "

hmm

I see the sharpie smudges on your palm

Who told you to say that? Gabriel?

*sets his hand on fire to burn the ink off*

NO! totally not, I wrote- er, thought of that myself. He may have given me some advice but I came up with that paragraph.

But my offer still stands, I promise to be somewhat civil

I am heavily suspicious that you're going to try to steal one of my sets of wings or something, so no.

Plus, this is just you acting on your selfish desires. We all know that's something you're known for your own benefit, no matter who it hurts

#officalverse #biblically accurate demon #biblically accurate angel

Angel, I've apologized for that thousands of times. Falling was my choice, yes, but I didn't do it to hurt you. Yes it was selfish, but it's not a choice I regret. I really want to love you, but you're making it hard when you keep bringing up the past

hey bgg can I talk to you?

- @demon-offical

I thought I got rid of you for at least a week. What do you want?

I wanted to... apologies to you for...

UGHHH WHY IS IT HARD TO BE NICE TO YOU YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN ANNOYED

*looks down at his hand, squinting his eyes like he's reading something*

" i'm sorry for being so forceful when hitting on you. I want to try again, try something more at your speed. Can I take you on a picnic? "

hmm

I see the sharpie smudges on your palm

Who told you to say that? Gabriel?

#officalverse #biblically accurate demon #biblically accurate angel

*sets his hand on fire to burn the ink off*

NO! totally not, I wrote- er, thought of that myself. He may have given me some advice but I came up with that paragraph.

But my offer still stands, I promise to be somewhat civil

hey bgg can I talk to you?

- @demon-offical

I thought I got rid of you for at least a week. What do you want?

#biblically accurate angel #officalverse #biblically accurate demon

I wanted to... apologies to you for...

UGHHH WHY IS IT HARD TO BE NICE TO YOU YOU'RE SO CUTE WHEN ANNOYED

*looks down at his hand, squinting his eyes like he's reading something*

" i'm sorry for being so forceful when hitting on you. I want to try again, try something more at your speed. Can I take you on a picnic? "

cant wait to nerf you bro

- @angel-offical

nerf or kiss? you seem overly invested in me bbg 😘

I'm invested in your demise

enemies to lovers 100k words concerning use of bricks

YOU LEAVE MY BRICKS OUT OF THIS OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH ONE

as long as I'm with you I don't care what you do

*slides closer and wraps arm around you*

UNHAND ME YOU SCULLION

ohhoho getting Shakespearean I see?

I can not unhand what i seeth as so rightfully mineth to loveth, mine own lief. Thou art too much f'r me to alloweth wend, too much f'r me to risketh losing. I can only desire yond one day thee shall accepteth mine own advances

*nukes you*

I don't hear any rejections-

wait what's that

the drama is craazy

good luck kiddos

thanks I need it if I'm ever going to make her fall for me 😞

i would give my advice but i have a feeling you dont really want it so i'll just watch from the sidelines

I'll be nice and listen for once I'm low-key desperate 🙏

in my personal opinion, you're coming on pretty strong- listen to them, do what she wants to do.

saying this because im the boss of a bunch of em, angels like soft things, picnics in a pretty garden, a romantic dinner, that kinda thang. go slow, see where it all leads

... you're right I did not want to hear that

but I'll try it I guess. only because it's you who said it. if it doesn't work I'm putting a snake in your mail box. cause I'm like evil and stuff

if it doesnt work, it doesnt work what can ya do

worked for me, but then again he's a human guy and also everyones different

i dont have a mail box checkmate

UGHHHH THIS IS HARD. I KNOW EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT BUT WHY DID I HAVE TO FALL FROM HEAVEN THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON SHE HATES ME. thanks for trying or whatever

and the snake will find a different place, it always does

eesh yeah that ones probably a touchy subject, most likely she doesnt want to fall either. shes probably afraid she'd get in trouble if she were around you. that or shes just got into you thats also a valid point

man I wish she could date me without it hurting her... I doubt satan would care that I'm into her, so why should she be scared of being punished? it's not bad down here, just super hot (like her. what who said that) but I don't want her hurt. she makes me feel less evil or something

can you put in a good word with the big man so she's in the clear if things end up working out?

i dont snitch on my employees

also mama thinks its interesting as shit, she couldnt care less who her angels were dating lmaoo (except for me that one time. that was uhhhh a bit dramatic. but she apologised and now we're all good)

unless you try any shit, i think yall are in the clear?

FOR REAL!??? THANKS MAN I PROMISE TO BE LESS TOXIC WITH HER

oh yeah if you get toxic we'll have a problem:)

yeah uh... I'll behave 😇

cant wait to nerf you bro

- @angel-offical

nerf or kiss? you seem overly invested in me bbg 😘

I'm invested in your demise

enemies to lovers 100k words concerning use of bricks

YOU LEAVE MY BRICKS OUT OF THIS OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH ONE

as long as I'm with you I don't care what you do

*slides closer and wraps arm around you*

UNHAND ME YOU SCULLION

ohhoho getting Shakespearean I see?

I can not unhand what i seeth as so rightfully mineth to loveth, mine own lief. Thou art too much f'r me to alloweth wend, too much f'r me to risketh losing. I can only desire yond one day thee shall accepteth mine own advances

*nukes you*

I don't hear any rejections-

wait what's that

the drama is craazy

good luck kiddos

thanks I need it if I'm ever going to make her fall for me 😞

i would give my advice but i have a feeling you dont really want it so i'll just watch from the sidelines

I'll be nice and listen for once I'm low-key desperate 🙏

in my personal opinion, you're coming on pretty strong- listen to them, do what she wants to do.

saying this because im the boss of a bunch of em, angels like soft things, picnics in a pretty garden, a romantic dinner, that kinda thang. go slow, see where it all leads

... you're right I did not want to hear that

but I'll try it I guess. only because it's you who said it. if it doesn't work I'm putting a snake in your mail box. cause I'm like evil and stuff

if it doesnt work, it doesnt work what can ya do

worked for me, but then again he's a human guy and also everyones different

i dont have a mail box checkmate

UGHHHH THIS IS HARD. I KNOW EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT BUT WHY DID I HAVE TO FALL FROM HEAVEN THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON SHE HATES ME. thanks for trying or whatever

and the snake will find a different place, it always does

eesh yeah that ones probably a touchy subject, most likely she doesnt want to fall either. shes probably afraid she'd get in trouble if she were around you. that or shes just got into you thats also a valid point

man I wish she could date me without it hurting her... I doubt satan would care that I'm into her, so why should she be scared of being punished? it's not bad down here, just super hot (like her. what who said that) but I don't want her hurt. she makes me feel less evil or something

can you put in a good word with the big man so she's in the clear if things end up working out?

i dont snitch on my employees

also mama thinks its interesting as shit, she couldnt care less who her angels were dating lmaoo (except for me that one time. that was uhhhh a bit dramatic. but she apologised and now we're all good)

unless you try any shit, i think yall are in the clear?

FOR REAL!??? THANKS MAN I PROMISE TO BE LESS TOXIC WITH HER

cant wait to nerf you bro

- @angel-offical

nerf or kiss? you seem overly invested in me bbg 😘

I'm invested in your demise

enemies to lovers 100k words concerning use of bricks

YOU LEAVE MY BRICKS OUT OF THIS OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH ONE

as long as I'm with you I don't care what you do

*slides closer and wraps arm around you*

UNHAND ME YOU SCULLION

ohhoho getting Shakespearean I see?

I can not unhand what i seeth as so rightfully mineth to loveth, mine own lief. Thou art too much f'r me to alloweth wend, too much f'r me to risketh losing. I can only desire yond one day thee shall accepteth mine own advances

*nukes you*

I don't hear any rejections-

wait what's that

the drama is craazy

good luck kiddos

thanks I need it if I'm ever going to make her fall for me 😞

i would give my advice but i have a feeling you dont really want it so i'll just watch from the sidelines

I'll be nice and listen for once I'm low-key desperate 🙏

in my personal opinion, you're coming on pretty strong- listen to them, do what she wants to do.

saying this because im the boss of a bunch of em, angels like soft things, picnics in a pretty garden, a romantic dinner, that kinda thang. go slow, see where it all leads

... you're right I did not want to hear that

but I'll try it I guess. only because it's you who said it. if it doesn't work I'm putting a snake in your mail box. cause I'm like evil and stuff

if it doesnt work, it doesnt work what can ya do

worked for me, but then again he's a human guy and also everyones different

i dont have a mail box checkmate

UGHHHH THIS IS HARD. I KNOW EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT BUT WHY DID I HAVE TO FALL FROM HEAVEN THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON SHE HATES ME. thanks for trying or whatever

and the snake will find a different place, it always does

eesh yeah that ones probably a touchy subject, most likely she doesnt want to fall either. shes probably afraid she'd get in trouble if she were around you. that or shes just got into you thats also a valid point

man I wish she could date me without it hurting her... I doubt satan would care that I'm into her, so why should she be scared of being punished? it's not bad down here, just super hot (like her. what who said that) but I don't want her hurt. she makes me feel less evil or something

can you put in a good word with the big man so she's in the clear if things end up working out?

cant wait to nerf you bro

- @angel-offical

nerf or kiss? you seem overly invested in me bbg 😘

I'm invested in your demise

enemies to lovers 100k words concerning use of bricks

YOU LEAVE MY BRICKS OUT OF THIS OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH ONE

as long as I'm with you I don't care what you do

*slides closer and wraps arm around you*

UNHAND ME YOU SCULLION

ohhoho getting Shakespearean I see?

I can not unhand what i seeth as so rightfully mineth to loveth, mine own lief. Thou art too much f'r me to alloweth wend, too much f'r me to risketh losing. I can only desire yond one day thee shall accepteth mine own advances

*nukes you*

I don't hear any rejections-

wait what's that

the drama is craazy

good luck kiddos

thanks I need it if I'm ever going to make her fall for me 😞

i would give my advice but i have a feeling you dont really want it so i'll just watch from the sidelines

I'll be nice and listen for once I'm low-key desperate 🙏

in my personal opinion, you're coming on pretty strong- listen to them, do what she wants to do.

saying this because im the boss of a bunch of em, angels like soft things, picnics in a pretty garden, a romantic dinner, that kinda thang. go slow, see where it all leads

... you're right I did not want to hear that

but I'll try it I guess. only because it's you who said it. if it doesn't work I'm putting a snake in your mail box. cause I'm like evil and stuff

if it doesnt work, it doesnt work what can ya do

worked for me, but then again he's a human guy and also everyones different

i dont have a mail box checkmate

UGHHHH THIS IS HARD. I KNOW EVERYONE IS DIFFERENT BUT WHY DID I HAVE TO FALL FROM HEAVEN THAT'S THE WHOLE REASON SHE HATES ME. thanks for trying or whatever

and the snake will find a different place, it always does

cant wait to nerf you bro

- @angel-offical

nerf or kiss? you seem overly invested in me bbg 😘

I'm invested in your demise

enemies to lovers 100k words concerning use of bricks

YOU LEAVE MY BRICKS OUT OF THIS OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH ONE

as long as I'm with you I don't care what you do

*slides closer and wraps arm around you*

UNHAND ME YOU SCULLION

ohhoho getting Shakespearean I see?

I can not unhand what i seeth as so rightfully mineth to loveth, mine own lief. Thou art too much f'r me to alloweth wend, too much f'r me to risketh losing. I can only desire yond one day thee shall accepteth mine own advances

*nukes you*

I don't hear any rejections-

wait what's that

the drama is craazy

good luck kiddos

thanks I need it if I'm ever going to make her fall for me 😞

i would give my advice but i have a feeling you dont really want it so i'll just watch from the sidelines

I'll be nice and listen for once I'm low-key desperate 🙏

in my personal opinion, you're coming on pretty strong- listen to them, do what she wants to do.

saying this because im the boss of a bunch of em, angels like soft things, picnics in a pretty garden, a romantic dinner, that kinda thang. go slow, see where it all leads

#mod: yeah demon should listen to you bro because he's not doing well with angel AT ALL #officalverse #biblically accurate demon

... you're right I did not want to hear that

but I'll try it I guess. only because it's you who said it. if it doesn't work I'm putting a snake in your mail box. cause I'm like evil and stuff

cant wait to nerf you bro

- @angel-offical

nerf or kiss? you seem overly invested in me bbg 😘

I'm invested in your demise

enemies to lovers 100k words concerning use of bricks

YOU LEAVE MY BRICKS OUT OF THIS OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH ONE

as long as I'm with you I don't care what you do

*slides closer and wraps arm around you*

UNHAND ME YOU SCULLION

ohhoho getting Shakespearean I see?

I can not unhand what i seeth as so rightfully mineth to loveth, mine own lief. Thou art too much f'r me to alloweth wend, too much f'r me to risketh losing. I can only desire yond one day thee shall accepteth mine own advances

*nukes you*

I don't hear any rejections-

wait what's that

the drama is craazy

good luck kiddos

thanks I need it if I'm ever going to make her fall for me 😞

i would give my advice but i have a feeling you dont really want it so i'll just watch from the sidelines

I'll be nice and listen for once I'm low-key desperate 🙏

cant wait to nerf you bro

- @angel-offical

nerf or kiss? you seem overly invested in me bbg 😘

I'm invested in your demise

enemies to lovers 100k words concerning use of bricks

YOU LEAVE MY BRICKS OUT OF THIS OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH ONE

as long as I'm with you I don't care what you do

*slides closer and wraps arm around you*

UNHAND ME YOU SCULLION

ohhoho getting Shakespearean I see?

I can not unhand what i seeth as so rightfully mineth to loveth, mine own lief. Thou art too much f'r me to alloweth wend, too much f'r me to risketh losing. I can only desire yond one day thee shall accepteth mine own advances

*nukes you*

I don't hear any rejections-

wait what's that

the drama is craazy

good luck kiddos

thanks I need it if I'm ever going to make her fall for me 😞

cant wait to nerf you bro

- @angel-offical

nerf or kiss? you seem overly invested in me bbg 😘

I'm invested in your demise

enemies to lovers 100k words concerning use of bricks

YOU LEAVE MY BRICKS OUT OF THIS OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH ONE

as long as I'm with you I don't care what you do

*slides closer and wraps arm around you*

UNHAND ME YOU SCULLION

ohhoho getting Shakespearean I see?

I can not unhand what i seeth as so rightfully mineth to loveth, mine own lief. Thou art too much f'r me to alloweth wend, too much f'r me to risketh losing. I can only desire yond one day thee shall accepteth mine own advances

*nukes you*

I don't hear any rejections-

wait what's that

cant wait to nerf you bro

- @angel-offical

nerf or kiss? you seem overly invested in me bbg 😘

I'm invested in your demise

enemies to lovers 100k words concerning use of bricks

YOU LEAVE MY BRICKS OUT OF THIS OR I SHALL BEAT YOU WITH ONE

as long as I'm with you I don't care what you do

*slides closer and wraps arm around you*

UNHAND ME YOU SCULLION

ohhoho getting Shakespearean I see?

I can not unhand what i seeth as so rightfully mineth to loveth, mine own lief. Thou art too much f'r me to alloweth wend, too much f'r me to risketh losing. I can only desire yond one day thee shall accepteth mine own advances