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OMG GTA

Derpceus knows he’s not supposed to be around, but he made an amazing discovery that he desperately wants to share. He has discovered the abbreviations, “OMG” and “GTA” and, for a long time, considered what these could mean. Rest assured, it all makes sense.

OMG could only possibly mean “Oh my glory”. GTA obviously means “Glory to Arceus”.

Isn’t this derp a genius?

#derpceus #alpharceus #omg #gta #pokemon #arceus #derp #look guys he's so proud of himself

Slakoth Speaks

So, there’s been a lot going on here on Slakoth’s end. Will probably drop out for a bit. Sorry about that.

#ooc #Slakoth speaks

About Derp

name : Arceus alias ( nicknames ) : Ziv, meaning ‘Full of Life”; Derpceus, meaning “i r smrt’ gender : Arceus age : Older than everyone combined date of birth : February 14 spoken languages : Common since that’s all that applies romantic preference : Mirror sexual preference : Arceus-sexual occupation : Creator of all that is, was, shall ever be; currently occupied with staring at reflection in mirror criminal record: Eradicated the existence of Its own servants so It could explore the world It created eye colour : Gorgeous hair colour : Fabulous height : Majestic overweight : Impossible; It still hasn’t discovered the joys of Pokepuffs underweight : Doesn’t actually understand the concept of weight colour : White. Dark grey. Green. Red. Gold. Arceus song : Storytime (by Nightwish) food : Flattery drink : Praise candy : All of it; Ziv enjoys sweets had sex : What would possibly want to bed It seriously kissed a boy : Does Its children count, back when It was raising them? kissed a girl : Refer to previous question gotten tattoos : No gotten piercings : No smoked / drank / done drugs : None of the above had a broken heart : Yes, and Its heart is still broken, actually been in love : if It has been, It doesn’t recall stayed up for more than 24 hours : Not a challenge a virgin : A god a cuddler : Absolutely a kisser : Hasn’t had Its “first kiss’ so probably not scared easily : Genuinely scared? No, but does enjoy getting startled every now and then jealous easily : That would imply Arceus cares enough about mortal happenings to become jealous trustworthy : If bribed with a mirror then potentially in a relationship : With Its mirrors maybe considered mean : Mean? Not at all; heartless? Only by those closest to Its wrong side. harmed themselves : No. thought of suicide : Well someone had to come up with the idea, so Arceus thought it up attempted suicide : No. wanted to kill someone : And succeeded. have / had a job : Does making/unmaking things count as a job? fears : A lot other: Still wants a Pokepuff children : By Its own name, too many children, and many a troublemaker at that pet(s) : Humanity

#Arceus #Derpceus #Alpharceus #about

revexant

Reblog this if you understand that sometimes people get overwhelmed and have to drop threads.

Reblog this if you know it sucks to have threads dropped and can make people sad, but still understand that sometimes people need to do this.

Reblog this if you’re a decent person who understands that RP and plotting to RP is supposed to be fun and not stressful.

Reblog this if you care more about your RP partner than your RP.

#ooc #Slakoth Speaks #this is the truth

Character Flaws

#derpceus #arceus #describe the god #it all depends on the day really

Slakoth Speaks

Hmm. It has been a while since Derpceus last frequented this gathering hole. Things have changed, for sure... Slakoth wonders how long it’ll take before Derpceus tries to unmake things.

#Slakoth speaks #ooc #ogawd do I know how to Tumblr anymore #i don't think so #bear with me everyone

noodlealien-deactivated20151229

Funfact: The grumblings of an empty deoxys stomach has a static, glitchy edge to the gurgles. A fact anyone would soon discover if they were close enough to him.

derpceus

Derpceus doesn’t know what’s going on but he has cheesecake and doesn’t know what to do with it. Would the Deoxys like a cheesecake?

noodlealien-deactivated20151229

Sustenance! But it wouldn’t be polite to ask a god for a slice, would it? He stared at the cake, a delicious yet awkward barrier between him and a full stomach. Or whatever aliens digested food with.

derpceus

Awkward moment here. Deoxys was staring at the cheesecake, and Arceus was staring at Deoxys. Did he... waaant this?

“...Here have a slice or more.” Cue gesture towards the cake, which promptly took to the air, split into even slices, then proceeded to leisurely float around Deoxys. Now he could choose whichever piece was most appealing, if not all the slices.

#ic #noodlealien #cool watch me always be late to the open parties

deadjosey-deactivated20200613

#Yveltal has the same starting letter #Pity Derpceus doesn't

roleplaymmemes

Please tell me anonymously or not why you follow me. I could use some positive messages

#just curious #meme

infinite-xerath

Send me "Thoughts on" + a Character name and my muse will give their opinions of that character.

#meme

n-plus-1

@derpceus liked for a starter

“This is … not what I expected,” N had to admit. Though, now that he thought back, he wasn’t sure what he had expected. Certainly not to be here. Certainly not for these circumstances. As for what he thought might happen next … he had no idea. Possibly death. That seemed probable. Unfortunate, but probable.

derpceus

By that reaction, it was clear Arceus wasn’t alone in the surprise of meeting another living being. How was It supposed to know there would be a human in these parts? Wasn’t this literally the middle of nowhere in a forest? Somewhere It could do Its business? Was this human... lost?

Note to glorious self: get Servant to remind fabulous me the names of humans.

“... Agreed.” There was a pause as Arceus considered what to do, then mentally shrugged. “Come. You seem to have a burden on your shoulders. Share your story with me.” It wouldn’t occur to the derp that It may be a tad intimidating, given It’s Arceus.

#n-plus-1 #would you believe me if i said #i was scared to answer the starter LOL #here have a derp god #no idea where they are so default forest c:

noodlealien-deactivated20151229

Funfact: The grumblings of an empty deoxys stomach has a static, glitchy edge to the gurgles. A fact anyone would soon discover if they were close enough to him.

derpceus

Derpceus doesn’t know what’s going on but he has cheesecake and doesn’t know what to do with it. Would the Deoxys like a cheesecake?

#noodlealien #have some cheesecake #a day later?

word-stuck

#he'll never come back #but i wish he would #ic #arceus #derpceus #pokemon

thechekhov

this stupid comic is the result of me talking to a coworker (who doesn’t know pokemon) about arceus. in his words “it looks like a deer that got stuck in a fence”

derpceus

NO ONE CAN KNOW

#arceus #pokemon #he swears this didn't actually happen