//Penguin Waddle

A penguin just living there life as a derp. Many fandoms (I can't even list here)

[madamspeaker]

[mamalazzer]

The new Star Wars trailer looks amazing

[finsngils-deactivated20210213]

Why is she holding it like a wand

[southernalchemy-deactivated2019]

Because she’s a fucking witch, Grant.

[gracestealingcastiel]

I don’t care what this is but I’d love some context

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

Why are the stunts in that shit better than in most action movies of the past decade ?

[scienced-deactivated20250710]

Passion.

[phuijl]

#you work a lot harder on things you actually want to do #versus things you may not want to do but are being paid for

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[mindlessly-reblogging-life]

I will never not reblog this 😂

[gif87a-com]

[deathcomes4u]

honestly this is why Assassins Creed cosplayers are my favourite cosplayers because you’re never sure when one of them is gonna just bust out the parkour but you know at least one of them in a group can do it.

[macko-99]

Are you sure they are not Actual Assassins?

[darkandstormyranger]

modern day Assassins dress as historical assassin to blend in a crowd of cosplayers and #remain_undetected

[shepherds-of-haven]

none of the people even turned when he did that, too, so I’m convinced we’re either living in a simulation or that was an actual assassin

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Huh

[hjartasalt]

Hhhhhhh

[soup-erb]

[soup-erb]

[retrogamingblog]

Super Smash Bros moves performed by Marvel stuntmen

[followwhereshegoes]

christmas season is upon us so here are my fav christmas vines

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

can we all pls collectively agree to make tying ur jacket around ur waist fashionably acceptable again

i don’t wanna carry my jacket anymore when i get hot

[seshrat]

so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out

[seshrat]

this is absolutely what they’ve done

[uristmcdorf]

I did it to myself so you don’t have to

send help

[saints-row-2]

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

[poiplefunguy]

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

[crutchie-morris]

you. you get it

[thequantumqueer]

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[mmilhouse]

look at marbles being an apex predator

[cerulean-beekeeper-deactivated2]

She’s sure teaching that snake

[fangirlofall]

Snake never stood a chance

[babyanimalgifs]

I didn’t know cheetahs meow I’ve always thought they roar my whole life has been a lie

[anarchapella]

Ok but the other one is purring so hard

[valgalart]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[excessively-english-jd]

Fun fact: technically, because of its inability to roar and its ability to purr, the cheetah is not a ‘big cat’ (or Great Cat) - they are still classified as Lesser Cats.

Also you haven’t heard anything until you hear them cheep.

[kunaiman]

YOU CANNOT JUST SAY THAT AND NOT PROVIDE A VIDEO

[excessively-english-jd]

I HAVE REALISED MY MISTAKE AND SHALL RECTIFY IT:

Cheeps.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Oh my god

[that-stardust-deactivated201902]

I’m dead now

[deerwife]

i need to put all three of these pictures in a single post. this is significant. this matters. this is why i exist

[esculent-macabre-deactivated201]