𝘀𝘂𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝘀 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗼𝘁 ʳᵒᵇ

indie tim drake/red robin from dc comics. pre-new 52

[detectivc]

 ⸻ and i'm sure as hell not robin.        a  mutuals  only  TIM  DRAKE   from  detective  comics,     pre  new-52  based.     21+.      written  by  patrick.

carrd. memes.

affiliated with: GIRLSUPE , purplearchcr

[commonzinnia]

maybe i wasn’t meant to be loved

[bestiarie]

zahra khan edit 1/? feat @detectivc

[detectivc]

❛ well clearly you enjoy it since you’re still here. ❜ from zahra

🌙 * ― 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 @becomegood

      the  words  took  out  any  air  that  he  had  in  him,  opening  his  mouth  to  protest  at  first  before  closing  it  and  letting  them  sink  in.  taking  in  a  slow,  deep  breath.  holding  her  eyes  for  as  long  as  he  could  before  he  had  to  look  away,  "  i  .  .  .  i  used  to  enjoy  it."  even  saying  it  out  loud  seemed  to  sing,  giving  life  to  a  part  of  him  that  he  thought  was  dead.  so  many  things  that  he  could  enjoy  before,  and  all  of  them  slowly  taken  away  bit  by  bit.  just  like  me.  but  that  wasn't  true  anymore.

      "  i  used  to  think  it  was  all  i  was  good  for.  all  i  had."  breathing  out  a  small  laugh,  a  hint  of  a  smile  that  used  to  be  so  foreign  to  him  now  seemed  so  easy.  finally  picking  his  eyes  up  from  the  floor  so  he  could  meet  hers  again,  the  sadness  in  his  voice  fading  away  with  each  second.  "  but  .  .  .  not  anymore.  now  i  have  something  else  that  i  think  i'm  best  at--or  well--someone  i'm  best  suited  for."

[yeehawrpc]

GOING OFF THE RAILS ON A CRAZY TRAIN !  PART 1/? a  collection  of  ozzy osbourne quotes  taken out of the osbournes show in honor of the legend himself.

we're not going to break the law, [ name ].

who's pissed?

i'm going to throw it into the pool.

it's that fucking terrorist.

why do they do it, sharon? what's the big deal, man?

it must have an extra tank in it's ass.

i love the smell of armpits in the morning. smells like victory.

she's fucked.

maybe you have to drive without your car.

you can train the dog to balance balls on it's fucking head but not to open the door.

i feel like i'm invisible again.

you attack people.

don't get rid of lola. i love her.

no, darling, you don't need a therapist. you just need to get up at 7 and open the fucking door.

why don't we get a piece of wood and whack the dog 'round the back of the head with it?

i thought i saw it all but now i have a dog therapist. fucking hell.

what? shit?

SHARONNNNNNN!

what the fuck are you doing?

i'm standing here like a stripper with no clothes on.

i don't like it, okay?

this is very flamboyant.

do you think this looks like ricky martin on his day off?

i hate these fucking stretches.

i feel like a dick head in these things.

fucking pimp mobile.

oh wonderful. we'll live here then.

we're going to talk about sexual intercourse and things.

you know, with the antidepressants, it screws your sex life up.

i'm all loaded and i fire blanks now!

i'm lying there like i'm camping with a tent pole!

oh, fuckin' hell.

i told him to buy a proper fucking backpack.

how the fuck to you feed a tree?

do you put a fucking ham sandwich on the tree or something?

what happened? what happened? what happened?

what did she do.

you got a tattoo? where?

have you shown mummy?

you've got that there for the rest of your fucking life.

that's going to get an infection.

she's not mad.

she's just disappointed.

she just thinks you're a very stupid person.

to be somebody unique, don't have a tattoo.

everyone and their friend has a tattoo.

my father went insane.

i thought she was going to show me a picture of an eagle on her ass or something.

look. tell her to book me a gynecologist appointment. i won't mind.

i'd go. i'll go for you 'cause i feel like a cunt.

i wouldn't book him to a dick doctor!

every time i mention a vagina doctor you get a smirk on your face.

what have you been up to?

you haven't been playing doctors and nurses, have you?

oh, beam me up, scotty.

[stabbyresources]

Send 🌿 to accidentally get caught under the mistletoe with my muse.

[soulprompts]

KNOCK - KNOCK PROMPTS.

listen i recently became obsessed with the amount of television shows that have a mystery person knocking on the protagonist's door as a major finale cliffhanger, and it got me thinking, and now we have this list that a few immensely talented people helped me with! that said, we know the drill by now. DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST OR CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN! IF YOU HAVE IDEAS FOR MORE PROMPTS SEND THEM TO ME AND I WILL ADD THEM!

[ KISS ]: sender shows up at the receiver's door and impulsively pulls them in for a passionate kiss that punctuates a lengthy slow-burn between the two.

[ WOUNDED ]: sender arrives at the receiver's door with considerable injuries, in dire need of help and emergency care that only the receiver is either trusted enough or convenient enough to provide.

[ TEARS ]: sender shows up at the receiver's door in tears and in need of comfort after a long day (or week, or month…)

[ DEFEATED ]: sender arrives at the receiver's door after having lost a considerably important battle (metaphorical or literal) and needing a place to recuperate from the loss.

[ FUGITIVE ]: sender, having just become a fugitive from the law, runs to the receiver's home in the hopes of finding shelter and safety with them.

[ GIFTS ]: sender arrives at the receiver's house with gifts for the homeowner themselves.

[ APOLOGY ]: sender goes to the receiver's house to apologize to them for a past wrong-doing (specify if you wish!)

[ DATE ]: sender arrives at the receiver's house to take them on a romantic date.

[ HANG OUT ]: sender arrives at the receiver's house to hang out with them for the day.

[ GO OUT ]: sender heads to the receiver's house to take them out for a day of fun/relaxation.

[ COLLECT ]: sender shows up at the receiver's house to collect something that the receiver has either purchased for them or borrowed from them.

[ DELIVER ]: sender shows up at the receiver's house to deliver something to them that either the sender borrowed or the receiver requested from them.

[ CONFRONT ]: sender goes to the receiver's house to confront them about an on-going problem between the two of them.

[ FAVOR ]: sender goes to the receiver's house to ask them for a favour.

[ RECRUIT ]: sender goes to the receiver's house to recruit them for an upcoming task that the sender is unable to do alone.

[ ROOMIE ]: sender goes to the receiver's house to move in with them.

[ COMFORT ]: sender goes to the receiver's house to comfort them after the receiver has a difficult time or experiences a significantly difficult event.

[ HELP ]: sender goes to the receiver's house to help them with something that the receiver is either procrastinating or unable to accomplish on their own.

[ LEISURE ]: sender goes to the receiver's house for a movie night or a game night.

[ WARN ]: sender goes to the receiver's house to warn them against doing something that they suspect the receiver is preparing to do.

[ THREATEN ]: sender goes to the receiver's house in order to threaten them.

[ REUNITE ]: sender returns to the receiver's house after having been away for a while, intending to reunite with them.

[ GOODBYE ]: sender goes to the receiver's house to say a final farewell after learning they're due to leave town, possibly for good.

[ SECRET ]: sender sneaks out to the receiver's house to meet with them in secret.

[ BAD NEWS ]: sender arrives at the receiver's doorstep to deliver some bad news to them (SPECIFY THE NEWS).

[ PARTY ]: sender arrives at the receiver's house to attend a party that the receiver is hosting.

[ NEIGHBOUR ]: sender, having just moved in next door, arrives at the receiver's house to introduce themselves.

[ ENGINE ]: sender's car breaks down in the same street that the receiver lives on, leading the sender to knock on their door to ask for help.

[ PRETEND ]: sender knocks on the receiver's door to ask them to pretend to know them for the sake of a cover story.

[ VISIT ]: sender goes to the receiver's house for a casual visit.

[lunememes]

🌙 * ― 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐃 ( a collection of unhinged and relatable things said on discord. feel free to change wording as needed! do not add to the list. )

❛  you know bullying is my love language and you’re still here so… ❜ ❛  i mean... who am i to say no to that. ❜ ❛  hey, some might be into that. i won’t judge. much. ❜ ❛  we can both be dumb but pretty. ❜ ❛  because you wanna know why? fictional men can't disappoint me like real life men can. ❜ ❛ i need someone that’d end the world for me.  ❜ ❛ can’t be sad with dick / pussy. or nice tits.  ❜ ❛  thinking of how they're all old in this movie like wow i love dilfs and milfs. ❜ ❛  he fucking is like a ROACH, CAN'T EVER GET RID OF HIM. ❜ ❛  [name] do not encourage their antics, I BEG OF YOU. ❜ ❛  don't bully me, i'll cry. ❜ ❛  [name]..... why are you such a people pleaser. ❜ ❛  i am an indecisive bitch okay. ❜ ❛  don't squish his TUMMY! ❜ ❛  fair enough but what did you do dumb bitch? ❜ ❛ i have a flyswatter, i will smack him.  ❜ ❛  oh god yeah, add that motherfucker as well... the hate list grows. ❜ ❛  he gets no peace in any universe. ❜ ❛  if they get hurt, they get hurt. ❜ ❛  no love… there is no love in this house. ❜ ❛  truly, the braincells are not in my head. ❜ ❛ i wanna grab his waist. ❜ ❛  they just… need to fuck the anger out. ❜ ❛  could be worse but i'm judging. ❜ ❛ yes, oil me up baby.  ❜ ❛  don't you shush me. ❜ ❛  how dare you make me NOT distracted. ❜ ❛  i'm sure you've seen each other naked before, this is nothing new. ❜ ❛  suffer. ❜ ❛  i ... fucking THIEF. ❜ ❛  old men are just superior. ❜ ❛  sometimes people just deserve to be stabbed. ❜ ❛  bisexuals don't sit normally. ❜ ❛  i never said i was smart. ❜ ❛  what am i to say about this? want me to kiss your booboos better? ❜ ❛  JOKES ON YOU, I ACTUALLY DO, AHAHAHAHA. ❜ ❛  we both know you have a mask kink. ❜ ❛  kick him six feet under. ❜ ❛  to be fair i only killed those at the gate. ❜ ❛  well sooooorry, can't all be goody-two-shoes like [name]. ❜ ❛  i'm gonna murder you. ❜ ❛  it's because you're OLD. ❜ ❛  we're just ... too nice for our own good. ❜ ❛  and then you got sweaty [name] out here going batshit crazy and killing a whole building of people. ❜ ❛  we are in fact too dumb and yet here we are. ❜ ❛  actually i'm a liar, i'd let a lot of men get it. ❜ ❛  oOP NOT ME SEEING ANOTHER VIDEO/PICTURE AND I THINK HE'S FINGERING HER. ❜ ❛  he's adorable when he isn't being a gremlin and trying to randomly bite me. ❜ ❛  it’s in my contract of existing to bully everyone. ❜ ❛  well clearly you enjoy it since you’re still here. ❜ ❛  feeling a little called out? ❜ ❛  anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough. ❜

[cfmusings-blog]

                           i never needed four walls ; just you. 

[splinter-sister]

Hey fellas.

There's a blog named @/fucktrpc that's putting posts of dead animals in tags used for rpc. I'd recommend blocking that blog asap as they seem to be a troll blog looking to get some sick kicks.

Please feel free to reblog this to spread awareness.

[detectivc]

i blame billie

[purplearchcr]

𝙎𝙃𝙀 𝘾𝙊𝙐𝙇𝘿 𝙎𝙀𝙀 𝙃𝙄𝙎 𝙉𝙀𝙍𝙑𝙀𝙎 ripping through him in waves. Much like hers and she hoped, it was all for the same reason. She can't recall the last time she allowed such a level of vulnerability between herself and another. The unfortunate crash landing it had come to or the tragic paths separating. It struck fear in her heart briefly, but Kate did her best to keep those thoughts in the back of her mind. Wishing nothing more than to actually focus on the now.

❝ Yeah? ❞ Kate breaths out, relief has shoulders relax and eyes blink hard as though unsure if what she heard were true or not. ❝ No I ... I totally get it. Easier said than done right? ❞ Corners of lips twitch as eyes fall back down to their hands, watching his thumb rub gently across her skin. Lower lip is clenched between teeth, hoping it would hide the blush she could feel creeping up her skin. ❝ Can ... ❞ question lingers on the tip of her tongue. Trying desperately to find the courage to look up and meet his gaze with the remainder of her question. ❝ Can I --- kiss you?  ❞

[detectivc]

there was no way he'd have been able to get through this without holding onto her hand, the way his walls came down more and more the longer he was around her. his breath catching in his throat as the words he'd thought of telling her for a while now weren't being held back, " actually, it's...it's pretty easy to do when it comes to you. not just...not just say."

watching her eyes, it was hard not to note how nervous she was too. and part of him was happy about it, knowing that this wasn't something either were taking lightly. his heart never leaving his throat until she finished her question and only then did he move. tugging on her hand to pull her in, his other arm coiling around her waist as his lips sealed against hers. tension that he didn't even know he was carrying was suddenly gone, the idea that he'd waited this long only now seemed insane. leaning back just enough so he could speak against her, expecting his heart to be racing but instead it...wasn't. it was calm, feeling like he'd finally taken a step in the right direction. " that..." he started to say, smiling against her lips, " that's a yes."

[detectivc]

i did it once for dramatic effect and it just got to be a habit.

AS SAID BY JASON TODD/ROBIN/RED HOOD

the sound of his own laugh was almost foreign at first, looking down quickly while he tried to keep himself from smiling and laughing too much. " I...don't think I can throw any stones at that." pulling his lips into his mouth to quiet his laugh, " when first getting my cape, I may have...had some fun being dramatic with it." waiting for a second before adding, " so...I think it's a habit you should keep."

[mcflymemes]

AS SAID BY JASON TODD/ROBIN/RED HOOD *  assorted dialogue from multiple dc universe sources, adjust as necessary

i did it once for dramatic effect and it just got to be a habit.

you can't tell, but i'm dozing off under this mask.

a whole night in paris... and i managed to not kill anyone. not bad.

you made the same mistake everyone does when it comes to me.

i want to warn them... but i know i can't.

don't know, don't care. i got my hands full.

do you remember the last time we were together?

looks like you guys could use a hand!

i'm looking for someone.

i'm afraid it's about to get much worse.

the angry, reckless vigilante bit is my thing.

i'm not good or bad. i'm just practical as hell.

you and i are more alike than you realize.

i get it. starting over is scary as hell.

i don't even need to turn around to know that's you.

thanks for thinking of me. i'm happy to help. honored, even.

i generally have several madness-inducing hallucinations before breakfast.

nothing in the real world can be as frightening as what we can imagine... right?

you don't think i understand what it's like to be abandoned? forgotten?

i'll be damed if my best friend is going to die... because he was dumb enough to trust me.

i'm sorry. i'm never going to be the hero you want me to be.

next time i see you, i'm going to kick your butt for this dying crap.

you have ten seconds to walk way. nine... oh, screw it.

there are better ways to spend your energy.

that looks like it's gotta hurt. well, i say that like i'm speculating or something. i know it hurts.

we chose to be a family.

if there's hope for us... there's hope for everyone.

you still haven't figured it out?

life's just a game... and this time, you lose.

i seem to have made myself an enemy of all the bad guys.

it's too late. you had your chance.

i'm just getting started.

hard to forget that night, huh?

in a way, this was the site of your first great failure.

ah... memories.

you can't stop crime. that's what you never understood.

you want to rule them by fear, but what do you do to those who aren't afraid?

i'm doing what you won't.

i'm taking them out.

now tell me... how does it feel?

is that what you think this is about?

i don't know what clouds your judgement worse. your guilt or your antiquated sense of morality.

i forgive you for not saving me.

he took me away from you.

i am no one's son.

what do you think this was all about?

welcome to planet earth, baby.

fear isn't the answer.

you son of a bitch.

we were friends, helping each other pick up the pieces of our lives.

it might not be a popular thought, but not everyone wants to be alive.

can you hear it?

funny, i actually escaped death.

the past keeps dragging me back.

they're not monsters. they're victims of programming, abuse, and trauma.

they can change.

fact is, they're just like us.

we became something else.

you hurt a lot of people.

we don't discriminate here.

sometimes you don't know what you want 'til you learn what you don't.

trust? you? i'll give it a try. but i'll tell you right now, i'm probably going to screw it up.

guys like us? the life we lead? we're never truly alone.

i have no idea who you people are.

you pompous ass.

before i kill you, i want the truth.

i'd like to think i'm an open-minded guy.

sure it was fun. but does that mean it was right?

sometimes i wonder if i'm just part of the problem.

i'm not doing one more damn mission with them unless you get me someone i can trust to watch my back.

knew you couldn't do it.

it's official. class is in session.

[detectivc]

dani's back and is @'ing me in stuff so i guess i have to try and be on here again. thems the rules

[detectivc]

❝ don't tell me to quit being melodramatic it's the only time i have any fun. ❞

A FEW VARIOUS SENTENCE STARTERS

he opened his mouth at first, starting to say something only to close it and give it some second thought. " I'm...not one to judge." not exactly having much of a social life anymore didn't give him any outlet for fun. hell, this was fun for him. " I suppose there's worse ways to have fun."

[conesoldstobers]

don’t jokeship with me because 2 hours later i’ll have feels for the pairing.