earth mother goddess space

[bonsigh]

the vet needed to shave my baby's legs for the anesthesia and now she just has little boots on, met gala invite when

[creepish]

people hold so much hate in their heart. me especially though

[nge-deactivated20220127]

[afloweroutofstone]

Fun fact: by court order, no Burger King franchise is allowed to operate within this black circle, a 20 mile radius around an independent local restaurant named Burger King that had used the name first

[catastrophicerror]

habitable zone

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[wudgiefudgie]

[wudgiefudgie]

[decaffeinatedvoidwombat]

*sits down*

dont you think its weird. dont you think its weird that the space race last time was two of the biggest powers in the world. and now its a handful of rich men. dont you think its weird they can afford that. dont you think its bad that rich men can afford the same things as the government.

dont you think its weird that while the world is suffering and poverty is everywhere, where there's wars and climate change and human pain and homelessness. the same month I've watched people die on the news from unbearable heat and unprecedented flooding. that a rich handful of men are going to space, causing more carbon emissions. dont you think its weird that instead of putting their vast amount of money to use for good they're using it to find a way off the planet theyre destroying.

dont you think its really fucking weird.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[lena-luthor]

i can’t lose you

[thenatsdorf]

Coming through. (via)

[insomniac-arrest]

a graph based on my observations

[samayla]

I would like to apply a Dolly Parton quote to this most excellent graph.

[teratomarty]

YES.

[7244395]

Some of us have real problems like there’s somehow not a plain pink heart emoji

[funnytwittertweets]

[gutatrix]

Kathryn Hahn by Thom Browne for the Billboard Music Awards, 2021.

[frogboydan]

love it when movies are under 1h 40m like yes girl get to the point

[romantic-musings]

Jan Ironside

[valtsv]

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me