Prepare to fall in love with pie.

The chronicles of Charles Foster Offdensen, CFO, manager, and lawyer of Dethklok, Inc. Welcome.

[dethmanager]

I need a vacation.

I'm stressed even though I finished all of the paperwork for the week 2 days early.

I'm feeling like I should get ahead of myself..

[dethmanager]

[dethmanager]

reblog if u hate paperwork

[nathaanexplosion]

Good thing all that shit is up to you.

[dethmanager]

Yeah...siigh

[dethmanager]

reblog if u hate paperwork

[lavonaxsuccubosox]

thegreatestroadie is now following you

Looks him over. “Hallo.” Her thin black brows raise. “Cen I help you?”

[thegreatestroadie-deactivated20]

Eddie’s eyes went up and down the woman before locking them with her’s. ” ‘Sup. I heard uh.. you’re in charge for something with some band? Dethklok?”

[lavonaxsuccubosox]

She smiled at him. “En a way, I am ze managers assistant. Do you need somesing?” Her arms crossed under her chest.

[dethmanager]

When did you uh, become my assistant? 

[dethmanager]

Charles...why is there so much pie?

WHY NOT

[dream-ager-deactivated20140525]

[dethmanager]

What a sweet misfortune.

I can't stop reblogging pictures of uh, pie.

[relentless-romantic]

[pzeudonym]

[weeheartfood]

Strawberry Fudge Pie

[princessmisas2]

[tashygrl]

My only company tonight

[dethmanager]

My only company every night.

[diogenestypist]

true facts

[lafleurdesmurailles]

sans titre by chih chen on Flickr.

[gastrogoodies-blog]

No Bake Snickers Pie

[eat-stay-live]

Key Lime Pie Cheesecake