MOVED TO: daisydeucs

this is now an archive.

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also leaves link to new oc's blog ahaHAHA

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/leaves new blog here

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do the thing

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/aggressively throws new blog at u

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/aggressively throws new blog at u

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u qts should follow the new blog

beCAUSE THERE’S LIKE THREE HUNDRED OF YOU STILL HERE AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND?? ?

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u qts should follow the new blog

beCAUSE THERE'S LIKE THREE HUNDRED OF YOU STILL HERE AND I DO NOT UNDERSTAND?? ?

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daddy's back.

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daddy's back.

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daddy's back.

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"Dad, has anyone ever thrown any cheesy pick-up lines your way? Like, 'Hey, they say that love is blind, so could it be that I've found love?'"

   ”there may have been several instances. all they really found was a broken appendage or two.”

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[sms; Daddy Dearest] Dad, did you bite a god damn cobra?

[sms; daughter dearest] i would prefer it if we did not discuss this.

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i n t r o d u c t i o n :

Muse(s):

Names (in order of picture): deucalion, luca hale. Nickname(s): daddy, daddy demon, douchecalion, duke. someone has yet to give luca a proper nickname. Birthday: september 23. may 19. Relationship Status: both are widowers. no official relationships have been established yet. Random fact: neither duke nor luca were born in the states. deucalion was born in england, while luca was born in italy.

Mun:

Name: aisha. Tumblr URL(s): deucaliflower/deucandycorn, caroxlupo, xscriturra (writing blog), oenomania (normal whateverthefuck blog). Nickname(s): ashu, little shit, soulm8. Birthday: september 25. Relationship Status: single, but still involved with people, like?? ? my love life is complicated, but to make a long explanation short, officially single, forever and always. Random fact about you: i wear colored contacts oOPS

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      { do you smell that?

         that is the smell of a man about to decorate the library in fake cobwebs and plastic spiders while he drowns in pumpkin spiced lattes and candy corn.

         it is also the smell of a man who is going to demon wolf the hell out on halloween, just so he can hear the children ask, "are those real?"

         what they will be referring to remains to be specified. }

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           { that’s the expression on his face when he turns around to find his dad standing in the doorway of his room.

       and he knows he needs to reply quickly before his kneecaps are actually shattered by his father’s cane. because he doesn’t look at all like he’s joking. }

                 ”— Uh, hey, dad… you know that new club that opened downtown?”

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   "dad?" { and it hits him. the boy smells the way his daughter does because he is his daughter. ...or would it be son now? oh, the technicalities.

      with a huff, he folds his cane, tucking it under his arm because he obviously doesn't need to use it as a bludgeon now. }

   "no, but i'm sure it plays a role in whatever this is."

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                                 ”— fuck.”

                   { this was definitely n o t supposed to happen. }

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      { he can smell her. his daughter. but deucalion and the boy in front of him -- who better not be getting blood all over his floor -- seem to be the only ones in the penthouse. this doesn't set right with him. }

   "you have five seconds to explain where my daughter is before i shatter your kneecaps with my cane." 

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"My body's too bootylicous for you, Duke." {mun is 100% sure she spelt that wrong}

   — “i believe i am ready for that jelly.”