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@dexteramortem-blog
call-me-vico:
You’re rubber and I’m glue, whatever you say bounces off - wait, no, uh. I’m rubber and you’re glue, yeah, that’s it. How’d you kill them? [muffled in the background] Two over there, yeah. Far as I know. Great.
Personal firearm. You seem busy. You should get the fuck off my frequency and make yourself useful.
call-me-vico:
No hey, come on, don’t be like that. It’s okay, I won’t make a big deal out of it. Did they deserve it?
Of course. I’m fair, aren’t I? I’m within my rights to defend myself and my home. I’m sure they’ll understand. You don’t have any friends at work, do you? No, surely not...
call-me-vico:
Do you need me to send the disposal team your way when they’re done here? Who died? I didn’t think you were the type to kill someone. Kinda sexy. Is it a black widow thing?
It’s a fuck off thing. Fuck off.
call-me-vico:
What? Sorry, the blood. Say again? I’m just waiting for body disposal and then I can be right over.
They’re going to need another body disposal if you turn up at my house, Ludovico. Go to the fucking hospital. Get blood all over their floor. They have staff for that.
call-me-vico:
Thanks so much for asking! I was on inner wall patrol and we got jumped by some kids. Well, not jumped per se, but they were throwing things. Took a brick to the side of my head. Anyway, thanks for offering, and I’ll definitely take you up on it! A bath sounds great right now.
...They must have knocked you pretty hard and rattled your brains even looser than they were. You don’t think I’m letting you into my house?
call-me-vico:
Yeah you - hm? Sorry, could you say that again? Got blood in my ear.
You’re going to have blood in your--
May I ask why the fuck you called me about first aid? You’re spoiling my bath.
call-me-vico:
Cool cool cool, sounds good. I’ll swing by in like ten minutes.
Swing by as you like, I don’t live at my office, Ludovico.
call-me-vico:
Because I need, like, twenty. Do you have twenty?
...You know, I wasn’t expecting you to actually up and ask me for something. That’s presumptuous.
@dexteramortem
Hey, Rios? Do you have any bandaids?
Ugh
Why?
themousebombs:
call-me-vico:
Oh I can help! It’s Dallas dia de los Muertos! Or… hm. Dallas de Rio de Janeiro?
Vico!!!
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@dexteramortem
Don’t think I caught your name, charmer. You can break hearts that way.
It’s Dallas. Full name’s off limits over the airwaves, nothing personal, you understand.
I don’t believe I caught yours, either.
themousebombs:
Promises, promises. I’ll be the judge of that, I think.
You know, people say I rig the judges panel, but you seem like a woman of integrity. Or at least discernment.
call-me-vico:
Oh I couldn’t agree more! And speaking of tireless - and relentless - if you’re looking for someone to help drown out the radio noise, I have all night free and a queen bed with your name on it ;) ;) ;)
Must be the one I threw out, you can have it. Let no one call me uncharitable.
call-me-vico:
Oh - I have that number right here, actually - give this a call, I know it’s a bit late but I’m pretty sure they have someone on-duty 24/7
Do they! You know, I think government employees go unappreciated. They may be cripplingly dull, but they are relentless. Tireless, I meant tireless.
themousebombs:
Mmm. Stay warm, I hear it gets cold behind those walls these days. Wouldn’t do to have your hands get too cold, would it?
They always warm up quick, I wouldn’t worry too much.
call-me-vico:
Lord, I know, right? Absolutely infuriating. All you want to do is lounge in your velvet armchair by a roaring fire with a Hemingway novel and a nice glass of port, and all these children start shouting over the radio about sand, and grey hairs, and whatever other nonsense. In my day everyone stopped talking at 9 pm sharp! It was the law!
Yeah, it was the law for you. When was that repealed again? And who should I call about having it reinstated? I'm trying to be more involved in local government.
themousebombs replied to your post “Just when I’d started to enjoy the peace and quiet. Isn’t it past...”
Put me to bed, charmer?
Love to, but I’m afraid duty calls as usual. Rain check?
