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do you think dickson sometimes forgets that he’s not supposed to have the strength of a giant when he’s in his homs form and he just,, super jumps all the way across like gaur plain and punches one of the plains’ many huge monsters in the face killing it instantly

#ooc #mfspoilers #y'know actually dickson is fun to think about i don't do it as often as i should #maybe because i want to write a normal fatherly figure for o n c e and this is the closest character i've had to one #but of course i love him the way he is and something would probably happen for him to just;; drop the act #and this would be the best way like he just does something like this and tries to pass it off as normal for homs to non-homs #he's just like 'uhh yeah homs do that all the time we're op i swear'#but if a homs saw him do it they'd just be like 'dUDE WHAT ARE YOU'

someone: dang you humans are all the same you’re so awful and evil

mumkhar: huh dang well golly-gee-gosh it’s a good thing i’m not a human then

someone: what the hell

#ooc #would've been dickson actually but dickson's probably not gonna get called an awful or evil human that easily #since he's basically just everyone's dad #speaking of him though i should do more ic stuff on his blog than just s h i t p o s t s

“Right, then, I suppose we’re going to go forward, whether we hit or miss.”

“Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?”

“Why are you always doing things like this?”

#ic #crack #asdfhjgk anyways #i think i'm going to end up making a starter call for mumkhar eventually #and of course continue what we have #but i think it'd work out fine because? dickson would likely sneak into mumkhar's threads #and also i still need to find out if dickson's a spirit or not- probably not #but if he is then i can add spirit verses for both of the b o y s

“You’ve...been pretty quiet over there, granddad. Is something the matter?”

It’s the season of Zanza Klaus, isn’t it? Dickson was actually a little worried. He wasn’t sure that anybody was ready for it, including himself.

But Mumkhar was just going to take that silence as a yes, something was wrong. But he wasn’t going to push to find out. It seemed like Dickson could always get everything together for himself, and he’d rather not get lectured for interrupting his thoughts.

#ic #?#mfspoilers #i'm;; not sure that it's actually even crack now that i think about it #like yeah at first i was making a santa claus joke but now i almost want to go through with an event #because i did consider having z a n z a k l a u s as a sideblog- and like a real one too not a joke one #so i almost want zanza to just;; say weird things to dickson and command him to do stuff #while everyone else is just like 'dude it's chrimus merr chrimus what u doin'#it could also be crack af though zanza's just like 'dude go stand on that table and t-pose or else'#dickson just;; freakin starts hating zanza because of his dumb memery #also i need to figure out if dickson's a spirit or not because if he is it's s m a s h v e r s e time #and i'll give mumkhar his spiritverse too #i've;; never even done an event before #and i already have things to respond to bUT #i'm tempted?? why this #and of course i'm gonna keep it over here because there's less followers meaning that #people are mostly following for xenoblade purposes and already know #i'm going to tag everything still but #i'd be much less likely to spoil anything here #probably just;; make an event starter call and that's it? as far as i know that'd probably be fine #amazing the first not-totally-crack post i do here in a while throws my muse into the air and makes me want to do an event #should probably reply to stuff first though but i want this event to happen during december #and what's gonna happen at the end? probably nothing honestly zanza just;; leaves #OR conversely dickson always hears zanza's voice and i add it as a headcanon because actually that would kinda make sense #either way makes sense- he either hears zanza when he gets closer/stronger or he always hears him idk

Mumkhar: wE’VE BEEN ORDERED TO PULL BACK, I’M LEAVING

Dunban/Dickson:

#ooc #i've just been over here shitposting all day instead of doing anything r e a l rip

other mood: hey yo nintendo why have you been showing off gaur plain so much in so many of the trailers/announcements

#ooc #delete later #honestly it probably means nothing but i can't help but notice how often i've seen it in like the character trailers #and the trailers in general like what are you d o i n g #i have high doubts it means anything but i basically just want another character from xenoblade #*cough*mumkhar*cough* but i'd be down for anyone else too they're all good characters tbh #i can't play ultimate rn because i have to wait for my bro to get home probably like;; what tomorrow or the next day #so i'm just trying to s h i t p o s t to distract myself #i should get onto writing stuff though

who wants to hear a dumb headcanon I have about Mumkhar?

he’s the overprotective uncle of pretty much every kid in colony 9

#ooc #and violently overprotective too like he hears someone called shulk or reyn or anyone else a hecking nerd or something #and he's just like 'alright then who needs the big clawed slappy(tm)'#someone's gonna get the b e a t d o w n #i can't believe that dickson's blog has become a mumkhar appreciation blog

reminder that

#ooc #i'm sorry okay i'm just;; i'm still so proud of him #i wish youtube wasn't rude when you pause though i want to see if i can read what he does #i would've posted this on metal face's account but asdjfas #i want to give him his smashverse but i want to make sure dickson's there too #so i can have both of em

“Hey, Mumkhar, quick question...you’d do anything for me, wouldn’t ya?”

Weird question, but...okay. “Yeah, I’d do anything for you...”

“Then perish!”

#ic #crack #all i've been posting here is bad crack between two bad children oof #sorry about that #i gotta reply to stuff but i'm also considering posting that hecking starter call so i can throw two bad children at people #cuz i always got high muse for mumkhar i mean really

Mumkhar: We should leave we were ordered to retreat

Dunban: Or we could stay and fight? Staying gives us the chance to-

Mumkhar:

#ooc #i haven't posted anything here in a while and this is what we get rip #i also do have some stuff to reply to here oof #i need to learn how to balance stuff smh #but this is basically the intro to xenoblade #i was gonna edit it but i'm too lazy rip

oof i just imagined mumkhar possessing shulk and just,, freaking out that he’s sorta using the monado

#ooc #delete later #i'm sorry for just bad ooc posts today i need to get onto stuff but i also don't want to write bad replies by forcing them #but just;; if that's how we're thinking the spirits work i think it'd be funny #he just;; does weird junk and destroys everyone in his excitement over the monado while shulk's like 'dude what'#and if dickson is a spirit i can imagine he'd be like 'mumkhar what are you doing no'#i keep almost calling the spirits stickers oof #i wonder if metal face is a spirit too that'd be pure art #but i'm sorry just;; imagining him possessing shulk is amusing to me

i need to give mu.mkhar himself a smashverse but i don’t know which blog to do that with

#ooc #delete later #mfspoilers #i mean sorta #that's the thing i'm kinda disappointed there's no trophies i was half hoping there would be a mumkhar one to spoil it for me #cuz i don't want to tag forever but i don't want to be the reason anyone finds out something they didn't want to know #but anyways i wish i knew if dickson was a spirit too then i'd just do it here #i wouldn't be surprised if he was but i don't know so;; i shouldn't assume so #but mumkhar is on both of the blogs and i want to do stuff with a spiritverse with him #but w h e r e would i do it #big oof i wonder if i should wait until dickson is confirmed or not but that'd take a while smh

“Oh, man, I still can’t believe Mumkhar’s dead.”

He’s just gonna...be over there if you need him. Trying to figure out his life. Help him.

#ooc #crack #i mean i think it is anyway #i'm proud of my bad son for being featured for a moment in the smash direct as a spirit okay #i'll hopefully be able to get to doing actual things here i just;; there he w a s #i'd of course be even happier if he were playable but you know he ain't gonna be #also the spirits basically are just d e a d right? i woke up early to watch the smash y'know and then had a nap #so i don't remember what i saw i just remember the big things and dumb things like my lil mumkhar #so some details may have been lost on me #especially since my brother and grandma complained the whole time

gee zanza how come you let yourself have two monados

#ooc #delete later #if i wasn't a lazy trashcan i would edit that one 'how come your mom lets you have two hot dogs' meme to this #buuut i'm too lazy at least right this moment #heck i'd better tag this because that boy's entire existence is a spoiler isn't it #mfspoilers #oi i forgot i was going to have an image there rip #there we goes now it's an even bigger spoiler #tomorrow if i'm not out all day i think i might do more than make bad shitposts #y'know i was going to put this on metal face's blog but;; dickson's fits better tbh

@multicicle

Islands now, huh? They didn’t appear to be any he was familiar with, either. The creatures he saw around the place weren’t much like anything he’d ever seen, but most of them seemed to be avoiding him, anyway. He didn’t mind that, though. Most of the creatures actually seemed a little cute, he’d hate to have to fight them.

There appeared to be a city up ahead, but Dickson stopped where he was to take things in, putting his hand on the top of the handle of his sabre and leaning slightly to the side with it to keep him balanced. He was aware of the presence of someone else, but he said nothing about it as he watched something moving in the grass. He was so focused on the creature in the grass that it seemed like he didn’t know somebody else was near by.

The creature was round and pink, with big bluish-green eyes and a large curl on the top of its head between its ears. Dickson really hadn’t seen anything quite like this before, which is why he was watching it so intently. He didn’t feel intimidated whatsoever, he was just curious about it. Without even looking at the other, he laughed a little. “Cute little thing, isn’t it? Do you happen to know what it is?”

#ic #multicicle #(I tried making this either for bourgain or ash just because why not-)#(hope that's alright with you!)#(dickson loves jigglypuffs confirmed-)

“But sir, it’s impossible to get back to the Military District in only four seconds!”

“I don’t want any excuses! Champions don’t whine, they whine!”

#ic #crack #guess who can't stop quoting ytps now #pls though somebody save mumkhar from dickson this is;; bad #anyways i'm going to hopefully get to doing some real stuff but i just;; idk what happened but my dizziness just acted up #and dizziness can make things pretty difficult so i might just have to wait a bit- sorry!

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#ooc #because i moved over here and didn't yet make a starter call whoops #i'm assuming most of these are going to be post-sword-valley meaning no mumkhar but #maybe one day i'll hecking make a starter call for just that verse because i want mumkhontent #also again- my starter calls basically last forever so if you stumble across one posted forever ago it still works dangit

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