𝐶𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑘𝑦

[diegoboncta]

troianbell​:

You’re not gonna regret it, and plus you’d never doubt my skills. You know that I’m pretty much a wizard in the kitchen, so if you do try it and don’t like it, I’m gonna be wounded. Honestly, if it wasn’t for team Spoby prevailing, you were definitely my number two for Spence.

You may be a wizard in the kitchen but I am a troll so if I end up burning my house, I’m gonna blame you entirely for encouraging me to cook in the first place. Oh what an honor. Was it my incredible moves that got me in the list? If I didn’t fear repercussions, I would’ve thrown my name on the hat for Spencer too. She’s a nice girl.

[diegoboncta]

emmyxrossum​:

Why thank you, you are very kind Sir. Somehow I think you have things well under control. I love cocktails as well. When I go to a bar I have to try at least one specialty cocktail. I fully understand as I got into singing and performing at a young age as well. It’s nice to have those special things away from the limelight to cherish. It gives you that little place you can call your own. I love the idea being added to the Christmas tequila list. The most challenging thing about POTO was wearing the corsets. They pushed everything up and out and were so tight all I could eat was ice cream. I had a blast at Cordon Bleu. Not only did I learn how to cook for myself but I learned how to bake. 

My pleasure, giving you full control of your soul. Cocktails are a yes, perfect. I have so many tequila based cocktails, you’re in good hands. Oh, back home, we have this drink called ‘Jarritos’, there’s grapefruit and fruit soda involved, very refreshing. Oh that’s fun, how old where you when you started on the showbiz? I started in a reality show, actually. That was fun. And exactly! It keeps your feet on the ground, I believe. Getting all that recognition at a young age can be so damaging, you need something to ground you. Oh, the belting and high notes were nothing compared to the corsets? Did you at least enjoy the ice cream? Nice, do you like baking more than cooking? I never learned to do any of those, so I already admire you.

[diegoboncta]

elitemargot​:

I don’t think there’s a wrong way to party either! Though four hours of sleep is really not the best thought, I love my sleep. Ohh no, it’s not as warm in LA as it is back home, I’ll stay in my place and just dream about the hot weather!

Hey, we do worst things to our body on a daily basis, a couple of nights of no sleep can’t be that bad, right? And if I may recommend a place warm enough in the continent— always happy to throw Mexico’s name in the hat. Not sure f it’s as warm as Australia, but some beaches are warm enough. Argentina too, they have Christmas during their summer I’ve heard.

[diegoboncta]

troianbell​:

Oh! Yes, you still layer it all up. Surprisingly, the spaghetti will stay in it’s place, it doesn’t fall out the edges. Quite remarkable, really. Hah! Gotcha, I was just testing you. I could never forget about my kitchen dance partner.

Interesting, I have to try this. All my culinary expertise leads me to when it comes to strange lasagna is a mexican version so I’ll try your way and see if you have good taste, missy. Okay, I’ll pretend I believe you, just because I missed my kitchen dance partner.

[kenetjapa]

you know, every day i’m getting closer to my solo mini album dropping and i’m still not entirely sure how i feel. there’s so much excitement and nerves. like i can’t wait, but then i’m nervous since it’s solo and our exo-l might actually end up not liking it. anyways, i’m jongin or kai, member of exo and superm and i might be overreacting, but is there anything that anyone else is excited and nervous for? @elitehqstarters​

[diegoboncta]

Cheers to that solo album! I get where the nerves come from, but I can tell you, as someone who released a solo album at 15 with no knowledge of what I was doing, people will like it. Plus, you have very dedicated fans, right? Don’t worry, they are gonna love it no matter what. Hi, I’m Diego, can’t wait to hear your album man. Did you have fun doing it?

[glumisa-blog1]

i have to say, after living in the freezing cold northeast the last couple of years, coming back to these temperatures feels like a little bit of a shellshock. i forgot that fifty degrees is considered cold here. would it be wrong if i pulled the christmas tree out even though i haven’t unpacked half my other stuff yet? i’m seriously considering it. @elitehqstarters​

[diegoboncta]

I say go for it. Turn up Mariah Carey, unpack that tree and have a blast! You can unpack any day, hell, you can have people unpack for you. But putting up a tree? A once-a-year event and if it makes you happy, who cares if someone thinks you shouldn’t? Live off your suitcase like most of us, join the club. We have cookies and wrinkled shirts.

[diegoboncta]

bigshq​:

I’m already excited, not even going to lie here. I mean, I’m admittedly weak for hamburgers always, but also love any sort of pasta dish. Always willing to try new things to expand the palate, though. What are some popular dishes during the celebration? And you know a party is serious when it takes prepping throughout the year too. I appreciate that, man, and it’s nice to meet you too. You never have to offer twice on either of those, so absolutely. Basically the flower crowns and being outside for it are the only truths, and I promise we’re not a cult of killers. But no, it’s basically dancing around in flower crowns, good food, good drinks, ideally perfect weather, it’s a nice celebration. 

Me too, and you just have to spend one of these days in Mexico, you’d love it. Ah, burgers, that I can do. Nothing quite like a barbecue with your friends, right? Well, we have a few to be honest. We do this dish, it’s called ‘Bacalao’, it’s a fish dish and it takes up to three days to make it, not my favorite but it blows my mind, how long it takes. There’s a drink called ‘Ponche’, kind of like mulled wine except you make it off of hibiscus flower? It’s really good. I’m always here to provide you with tequila and beer my man. I can do flower crowns and good food, I’ll be into it any day of the week. But you know Hollywood, always ready to demonize what they can’t understand. Sorry they did you guys so dirty.

[diegoboncta]

DiegoBoneta: No YOU have been watching The Cheetah Girls all day long.

[diegoboncta]

troianbell​:

So instead of pasta sheets, you substitute the spaghetti in. Everything else is the same - use the lasagne sauces, and can’t forget the grated cheese on the top! It’s mouth-watering, I’m tellin’ ya. Well, I’m glad I haven’t made a complete fool of myself! The name’s Troian, it’s a pleasure.

But do you layer all the ingredients? Are there multiple layers of spaghetti like lasagna? I’m gonna have to try this. And I see how it is, Troian. We work together years ago, we kiss and you forget me. I’ll try not to be too hurt by that. 

[liliriverhart]

Honestly unsure of why I decided to experiment with food today, but I’m so damn glad I did. Hear me out, lasagne but instead of pasta sheets, use spaghetti. It shouldn’t be any different… but somehow it was just better. Hm… now that I think about it, rambling about pasta probably isn’t the best way to introduce myself. Oops. @elitehqstarters​

[diegoboncta]

Wait— I need a bigger explanation than that. Do you still layer the spaghetti? Otherwise it would probably only be spaghetti, wouldn’t it? How did it came out? And to be fair, I don’t think I can find a better way for you to introduce yourself, if memory serves correctly. 

[diegoboncta]

addykinshw​:

Then I am in , no deaths and no bugs, that is all I need to know. Thank you, we both got pretty darn beautiful names. Australia, Perth to be exact. It is a pretty amazing place, you should visit it sometime. 

So as long as there’s no human sacrifices or bugs you’re in for everything? Very ride or die of you. I’ve been to Australia before, I agree it’s a beautiful place, but I have never been to Perth. Tell me about your hometown, I’d love to learn about it before booking myself a flight. 

[diegoboncta]

emmyxrossum​:

You know it almost seems worth it. Sure why not? Great, when do we get started? My favorite drink? It’s probably Scotch. But I’ve been known to drink plenty of tequila as well. All of this sounds like so much fun. Your childhood must have been so much fun. I have the will to party. Just need a place to do it. You do? Then I’m going to add you to my Christmas cookie list and make sure I bake you some for the holiday. I started perhaps after I started taking cooking classes at the Cordon Bleu in London when I was filming Phantom of the Opera there back in ‘03. For the first few years it was just for my family then it grew to friends. I love to bake.

That is way too much power in someone’s hands I don’t know how the devil does it. You can keep your soul, I can barely handle my own. Scotch and tequila, a girl after my own heart. How do you feel about cocktails? Oh, it was the best childhood. I got into the business at a pretty young age, so it was really nice having something to hold onto, you know? Kind of like the best of both worlds. Well, if my fellow people have taught me anything, that is you don’t need a place but hey, whenever you need one, give me a call and I’ll find a place for you. I’d really appreciate being added to the cookie list, and I’ll add you to my Christmas tequila list. Look at you, being proactive even when filming one of the most challenging roles out there. How was Cordon Bleu? Did you have fun? 

[dailyjuliannehough]

[diegoboncta]

emmyxrossum​:

You party for almost a month straight? Where can I sign up for this? Do I need to sign my life away or something? I’ll gladly become your partner in crime. Because around this time of the year is amazing for parties and celebrations. I can just imagine what can happen during an entire month. Hello Diego, my name is Emmy and it’s a pleasure to meet you. Where do these parties take place? As for my traditions I usually end up baking Christmas cookies throughout the season and give them to my friends and family. 

Well, would you be willing to sign your life away? I need an answer before letting you know what you have to do in order to be a part of the festivities. Hi Emmy, the pleasure is all mine and I will gladly accept you as my partner in crime. I do need to know your favorite drink, just so I know what to keep in your cup at all times. Well, they take place everywhere! There’s even this festivity, it’s called Posadas. 9 whole days of friends and neighbors coming together to sing and eat, there’s piñatas involved and when I was a kid, they used to do it on the street. You just need a will to party and have fun. I also like your tradition, actually. Have you been baking treats for the people you love for too long?

[diegoboncta]

bigshq​:

I mean, you pretty much had me at the great food part. If anything has that, it doesn’t take much more to get me on board with the rest. But wow, partying for nearly a month straight? Talk about a marathon, and I can’t help but admire the endurance in that, to be honest. I’m Bill, and count me in. I guess a lot of people find our midsummer celebration a little weird, especially after a certain film, but it’s a lot of fun. Drinking, dancing, good food, and staying outdoors most of the night? You can’t go wrong with it. 

Ah, someone I can finally relate to and let me tell you, you’re in for a treat. Do you have a favorite food? And yeah, we do. I mean, we have chill days and we don’t always drink, but to be fair we pretty much prep during the year. Yeah I know, big fan man, nice to meet you. Hope you like tequila and beer. And oh, I saw that movie about a month ago and I’ve been wondering which parts are true! Have you done midsummer? How is it like?

[diegoboncta]

addykinshw​:

I am in,  let me in on it. As long as it doesn’t involve sacrificing other humans or anything like that, or eating bugs.. I am down for it. Nice to meet you Diego, I love that name, it rolls nice on my tongue. No not any special ones, maybe the special thing this year would actually go back and see my family. I’m Adelaide

We left the sacrificing for our ancestors so we’re on the clear. Just good times and a lot of fun, promise. Also no bugs, I haven’t eaten them myself so I wouldn’t put you through that. The pleasure is all mine, Adelaide. You have a beautiful name. That sounds nice, though. Where will you be seeing your family?

[diegoboncta]

ninadobrv​:

Um that sounds like the best time and I want to go partake in this. Do you need a friend to party with this year because if so, look no further. I’m definitely your girl. I love a good party but I always feel like they end too soon. Maybe a month of it would would cure me from wanting to go to one for a long while. Traditions for me are much boring in comparison. I typically spend it back home in Canada if I’m not working and we do this thing on Christmas Eve where we all wear cheesy matching pajamas and watch movies and play games. 

You are more than welcome to join me if you want to.  We have a tendency to party for too long. A party can take days, last Christmas? I went to bed at like, midday almost, woke up three hours later and there were people still partying. It’s fun. And hey, movies, games and pajamas are not boring! It’s all about the company. And the game. Monopoly can turn into World War III.