No, it's not me.

The world's most devious player of musical chairs..

[unown]

viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

[theinternetcitizen-deactivated2]

There was a financial crisis

[the-cheshire-cat-grin]

sorry bro can’t hear you i think st peter is calling my name

[catchymemes]

[givemearmstopraywith]

“why are you so tired all the time” God is killing me! thanks for asking

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[animalcrossingqrdesigns]

Translation:

[leviathan-supersystem]

"ooooh nooooo but a rail strike around the holidays could cripple the economy" damn sounds like their labor is really really important and you should give them what they fucking want

[pancakeke]

I am totally willing to accept unexplained light sources in movies if that means those movies won't be dark as fuck for the 90+ minutes they run

[crazy-pages]

The light! Comes! From! The same! Place! As! The music!

[fixyourwritinghabits]

“No writing is wasted. Did you know that sourdough from San Francisco is leavened partly by a bacteria called lactobacillus sanfrancisensis? It is native to the soil there, and does not do well elsewhere. But any kitchen can become an ecosystem. If you bake a lot, your kitchen will become a happy home to wild yeasts, and all your bread will taste better. Even a failed loaf is not wasted. Likewise, cheese makers wash the dairy floor with whey. Tomato gardeners compost with rotten tomatoes. No writing is wasted: the words you can’t put in your book can wash the floor, live in the soil, lurk around in the air. They will make the next words better.”

—

ERIN BOW (via garnetglitter)

Ooh. I like this metaphor.

(via drst)

evandale ♥

(via gaslightgallows)

[nostalgicfun]

What was your first source of portable music? Walkman? CD player with headphones? MP3 Player? iPod? Phone? 

[somecunttookmyurl]

my fucking god these tags aged me 50 years

they’re literally the size of a CD, hen. you can still buy them

[somecunttookmyurl]

presumably anti skip technology has evolved since then and actually reliably works now (if you jolt a cd drive when it’s playing the laser reading it will also jolt around and songs will skip - not useful when walking. anti skip technology is meant to stabilise so it doesn’t happen. very rarely was this actually the fucking case)

you’d carry around a little flip folder of CDs like this in your bag

often containing at least one mixtape cd you burned yourself, or that someone else had made you, with the tracklist written on it in sharpie

common from the late 90s - early/mid 00s when MP3 players and iPods started to take over

[zainclaw]

what are people's stance on the oxford comma these days?

[zainclaw]

[funny-tik-toks]

[runcibility]

Haven't seen these yet

These delight me. WeightWatchers can get absolutely fucked.

[werewolfetone]

Oh that's what it means is it

[animations-daily]

Tangled (2010) dir. Nathan Greno and Byron Howard

[astraldemise]

i am so violently sick of advertising. its everywhere it creeps into every inch of reality that it physically can theres no escape from how invasive it is. cant even rickroll people anymore because theyll just get a 30 second advert for car insurance

[houseofmcallister]

Girl help I've fallen victim to one of the classic blunders

[hamelin-born]

You’ve started a land war in Asia?

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

This one has got to be my favorite one so far