Dirk Gently must be protected at all cost

Profile pic by me SAVE DIRK GENTLY

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how to write a dirk gently case a handy guide:

choose a mostly harmless animal

add an adjective to your choice before

add a “and the” or a “and a”

choose another adjective

the common household object that is sitting to your left

example:

[wurmzirkus]

Dirk meeting his past self: gives helpful advice that is essential to solving the case

Todd meeting his past self: stares at himself for ten seconds, then runs away

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does he 

[dirkitydirkdirk]

When Dirk found out he’s part of the prophecy

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

[vix-y]

Dirk: I’ve connected the two dots

Todd: You didn’t connect shit

Dirk: I’ve connected them…

[princessparadoxical]

Dirk: Are you in the mood for a quickie?

Todd: *struggling to breath* Wh-what?

Dirk: A quickie. You know, one of those egg things.

Todd: …

Todd: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE!

[x]

[nocontextdirkgently]

[princessparadoxical]

One drowsy morning in bed Panto mentions to Silas that Toad Brotzman once called him “Poncho” and Silas nearly falls out of the bed with laughter.

[wurmzirkus]

Todd: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Farah: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Dirk: Spiders.

Tina: Wasps.

Sherlock: Terriers.

Todd: Amanda.

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I wonder if Dirk ever noticed every single one of his friends almost immediately decided he can’t take care of himself and he must be protected at all costs

[honey-bunny-darling]

I made this cause I’m obsessed with this show. Like it’s actually ruining my life and I love it.

[honey-bunny-darling]

I really love making DGHDA edits even if they are kind of shit. I’m so obsessed with this show though.

[honey-bunny-darling]

They are so cute and this is trash but I love editing them so much 😊

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I made some crappy DGHDA aesthetics cause I have no life. Yay!

[honey-bunny-darling]

I’ve started shipping this and it’s too cute ahhhh. I just had to make a edit of them. Even if it’s shit 😂 Quote is by: r.m. drake