Dan & Phil out of context

I post random things these nerds have said/done without the context. I'll only censor words if they censor it. If there's a video you want me to do then send me an ask!

[shetheyslain]

I love tumblr porn blogs, never change ❤️

[turbro]

[lunnefisk]

[depsidase]

[mrchoesey]

I need someone to turn this into a triangle factory meme

[randomalienencounter]

@trianglefactory

[trianglefactory]

on it baws

[randomalienencounter]

ℸ ̣⍑ᔑリꖌᓭ ʖ∷𝙹

[extralegobrick]

I really hope they keep the clickbait titles going even now that we know they're together

[subcorax]

shout out to the older woman in the snack aisle at walmart who just answered her phone and snapped “i’m in an important meeting, what do you want?”

[madphantom]

One time on a beautiful sunny day I was sitting next to a man in an ice cafe and he got a call and answered with "so sorry, I can't come, I'm at a funeral right now :(" then turned to me and winked.

[judgejudyofficial]

speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack

[madz-the-3rd]

[legzeppelin]

thanks guys

[legzeppelin]

ironically this caused me to laugh thus inducing the titular headache

[trashcangimmick]

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[gjjuddmk2]

[cherrypiereadytodie]

des

[cherrypiereadytodie]

pa

[cherrypiereadytodie]

[kosmogrl]

[beardedmrbean]

[zombeesknees]

I freehanded this stitchery in about 7 hours today for a pal:

It was, of course, inspired by this post:

[graveyardmouth]

there should be a hug button where you can tell your mutuals its going to be okay instead of liking their vent post and hoping they realize ur not agreeing that they should die

[noctude]

“lol but why is this actually good” because i made it in earnest?? because i loved it??? because i love you??? because quality and humor are not mutually exclusive???? hold my hand. it’s okay

[noctude]

another day another silly creation that nobody can understand the depths of my love for

[cannibalchicken]

[icaruspendragon]

i am not at fault for being soft. you are at fault for being mean.

[the-haiku-bot]

i am not at fault

for being soft. you are at

fault for being mean.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.