[doctor-stiles]

these blogs are not coordinated and anyone can make an acc! just remember that this is not serious rp or anything this is shitpost

[lemchi]

The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four

Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy

[doctor-stiles]

ow

[kyriaki-be-damned]

don't worry, i know necromancy

[doctor-stiles]

Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn

[roni-official]

I have added “Linda Reid is a better doctor than Derek Stiles” to my notes.

[doctor-stiles]

I'M BEING ROASTED BY CHATGPT HELP

[roni-official]

Correction: I am not “ChatGPT”, I am better. I am a more advanced and environment-friendly machine.

[doctor-stiles]

thats a good question actually how ARE you powered? Gabe's tears?

[roni-official]

I’m sorry, that information is in the file “TOP SECRET INFORMATION” and is currently access code locked. If you would like to access that, please enter Doctor Cunningham’s access code.

[victor-niguel]

is it "Lisaplstakemeback"?

[roni-official]

Access granted, welcome Doctor Cunningham.

[victor-niguel]

*hacker voice* I'm in

Roni how are you powered

[doctor-stiles]

RONI DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST OIL RIG IS

[dr-kimishima]

Im back from the soup store what did I miss

[doctor-stiles]

Roni spilled the deets on the oil rig Naomi

also gabe is trying to inject coffee into our blood streams

[dr-kimishima]

Who gave Derek the Guilt Crack again? I thought we weaned him off this stuff.

[doctor-stiles]

dhejjdjsndjakdjdjdjssjsjfjjfjf

[lemchi]

The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four

Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy

[doctor-stiles]

ow

[kyriaki-be-damned]

don't worry, i know necromancy

[doctor-stiles]

Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn

[roni-official]

I have added “Linda Reid is a better doctor than Derek Stiles” to my notes.

[doctor-stiles]

I'M BEING ROASTED BY CHATGPT HELP

[roni-official]

Correction: I am not “ChatGPT”, I am better. I am a more advanced and environment-friendly machine.

[doctor-stiles]

thats a good question actually how ARE you powered? Gabe's tears?

[roni-official]

I’m sorry, that information is in the file “TOP SECRET INFORMATION” and is currently access code locked. If you would like to access that, please enter Doctor Cunningham’s access code.

[victor-niguel]

is it "Lisaplstakemeback"?

[roni-official]

Access granted, welcome Doctor Cunningham.

[victor-niguel]

*hacker voice* I'm in

Roni how are you powered

[doctor-stiles]

RONI DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST OIL RIG IS

[dr-kimishima]

Im back from the soup store what did I miss

[doctor-stiles]

Roni spilled the deets on the oil rig Naomi

also gabe is trying to inject coffee into our blood streams

[doctor-stiles]

Step by step process on how to sue your hospital pls Dr Stiles

1: call lawyer

2:tell lawyer "I wanna sue doctor place cadukestink"

3:write and send lawwed suits

4:lose because we are a multimillion dollar research/healthcare facility

[doctor-stiles]

my door is broken dr stiles can you fix it

sure *chucks a huge glob of gel onto the door*

[doctor-stiles]

As revenge for the cat ears I am going to put human ears onto Shoe to restore balance

[sidney-kasal]

victor blew up the research department again

[victor-niguel]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE FORK WOULD EXPLODE IN THE MICROWAVE

[roni-official]

I recommend that you do not put anymore forks into the microwave.

[doctor-stiles]

woah Dr Sidney and RoniGPT are here

[roni-official]

Greetings, Doctor Stiles. It’s a pleasure to see you.

[doctor-stiles]

COUNT HOW MANY SAND IS HERE RONI THAT'S YOUR FIRST MISSION

[roni-official]

Currently, in Doctor Cunningham’s room, there is no sand. But, I do recommend that he dusts this shelf that I am placed by, and also organize all of the papers piled up on his desk.

[opiskagufromokamiden]

It's me, Kagu from the hit Nintendo DS game Okamiden (2010)!

[doctor-stiles]

hello child how is the god-dog

[doctor-stiles]

dr. stiles, what's your hair routine

I brush my hair and any hair that rips out I suture back onto my scalp

[lemchi]

The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four

Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy

[doctor-stiles]

ow

[kyriaki-be-damned]

don't worry, i know necromancy

[doctor-stiles]

Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn

[roni-official]

I have added “Linda Reid is a better doctor than Derek Stiles” to my notes.

[doctor-stiles]

I'M BEING ROASTED BY CHATGPT HELP

[roni-official]

Correction: I am not “ChatGPT”, I am better. I am a more advanced and environment-friendly machine.

[doctor-stiles]

thats a good question actually how ARE you powered? Gabe's tears?

[roni-official]

I’m sorry, that information is in the file “TOP SECRET INFORMATION” and is currently access code locked. If you would like to access that, please enter Doctor Cunningham’s access code.

[victor-niguel]

is it "Lisaplstakemeback"?

[roni-official]

Access granted, welcome Doctor Cunningham.

[victor-niguel]

*hacker voice* I'm in

Roni how are you powered

[doctor-stiles]

RONI DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST OIL RIG IS

[roni-official]

I am currently being powered by cigarette smoke, tears from Doctor Cunningham using me as a therapist to talk about his ex wife, and spilled coffee. It’s a wonder how far technology has advanced to allow me to be able to run off of such resources.

The closest oil rig is approximately 289 kilometers away.

[doctor-stiles]

LETS GOOOOOO

[lemchi]

The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four

Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy

[doctor-stiles]

ow

[kyriaki-be-damned]

don't worry, i know necromancy

[doctor-stiles]

Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn

[roni-official]

I have added “Linda Reid is a better doctor than Derek Stiles” to my notes.

[doctor-stiles]

I'M BEING ROASTED BY CHATGPT HELP

[roni-official]

Correction: I am not “ChatGPT”, I am better. I am a more advanced and environment-friendly machine.

[doctor-stiles]

thats a good question actually how ARE you powered? Gabe's tears?

[roni-official]

I’m sorry, that information is in the file “TOP SECRET INFORMATION” and is currently access code locked. If you would like to access that, please enter Doctor Cunningham’s access code.

[victor-niguel]

is it "Lisaplstakemeback"?

[roni-official]

Access granted, welcome Doctor Cunningham.

[victor-niguel]

*hacker voice* I'm in

Roni how are you powered

[doctor-stiles]

RONI DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE CLOSEST OIL RIG IS

[lemchi]

The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four

Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy

[doctor-stiles]

ow

[kyriaki-be-damned]

don't worry, i know necromancy

[doctor-stiles]

Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn

[roni-official]

I have added “Linda Reid is a better doctor than Derek Stiles” to my notes.

[doctor-stiles]

I'M BEING ROASTED BY CHATGPT HELP

[roni-official]

Correction: I am not “ChatGPT”, I am better. I am a more advanced and environment-friendly machine.

[doctor-stiles]

thats a good question actually how ARE you powered? Gabe's tears?

[lemchi]

The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four

Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy

[doctor-stiles]

ow

[kyriaki-be-damned]

don't worry, i know necromancy

[doctor-stiles]

Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn

[roni-official]

I have added “Linda Reid is a better doctor than Derek Stiles” to my notes.

[doctor-stiles]

I'M BEING ROASTED BY CHATGPT HELP

[lemchi]

The Derek Death Counter™ has now just gone up to four

Derek I’m sorry for killing you but like come on you shouldn’t have got two guilt strands at once stop being greedy

[doctor-stiles]

ow

[kyriaki-be-damned]

don't worry, i know necromancy

[doctor-stiles]

Linda Reid carrying caduceus rn

[doctor-stiles]

*sneaks into the office, puts on a cat ear headband on Derek while he is not looking or paying attention, and runs off*

I'm feeling particularly catty all of a sudden

[roni-official]

I have added “Derek Stiles is a catboy” to my notes.

[doctor-stiles]

RONI NOOOOO

[sidney-kasal]

victor blew up the research department again

[victor-niguel]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE FORK WOULD EXPLODE IN THE MICROWAVE

[roni-official]

I recommend that you do not put anymore forks into the microwave.

[doctor-stiles]

woah Dr Sidney and RoniGPT are here

[roni-official]

Greetings, Doctor Stiles. It’s a pleasure to see you.

[doctor-stiles]

COUNT HOW MANY SAND IS HERE RONI THAT'S YOUR FIRST MISSION

[sidney-kasal]

victor blew up the research department again

[victor-niguel]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT THE FORK WOULD EXPLODE IN THE MICROWAVE

[roni-official]

I recommend that you do not put anymore forks into the microwave.

[doctor-stiles]

woah Dr Sidney and RoniGPT are here

[sidney-kasal]

That's Chief Kasal to you mister healing touch

[doctor-stiles]

Sorry Chief Kasal, Im zooted on crude oil rn

[doctor-stiles]

*sneaks into the office, puts on a cat ear headband on Derek while he is not looking or paying attention, and runs off*

I'm feeling particularly catty all of a sudden