chasse patate

she/her. currently in her cycling era. makes fan art of athletes being silly. likes middle-aged british boy bands. quite fond of trains.

[doctor-whoop]

currently sitting on a bench in front of a church at criterium etten-leur. which i still don't believe is a real place. have taken many photos, the only ones that have turned out well are the ones i took of paul seixas. which may mean nothing. have just been attacked by a spider.

[doctor-whoop]

urška's boyfriend showed up to cheer her on yay!

[roglaert]

📸 adriahernansanz_

[fleshfriend]

2006

[23mco]

📹 letourdefrance

[doctor-whoop]

people negatively misinterpreting rob's description of his autism as a "get out of jail free card" clearly don't know that 1) sometimes robbie williams just says ridiculous shit that doesn't mean anything and 2) he has gone on record to say that he suffers from severe agoraphobia and social anxiety, and that it makes sense that he would view his newly-diagnosed autism as an added incentive to stay at home more often, maybe. 🤷

[doctor-whoop]

etten-leur isn't a real place 😭

[roglaert]

📸 biviocantina_restaurant

[23mco]

📹 tourdetietema

[fraddit]

When you stay in a hotel room, do you unpack your suitcase into the provided closet and dresser?

always

sometimes (explain in tags if desired)

never

never been in a hotel room/bald/etc

Remaining time: 1 hour 47 minutes

[doctor-whoop]

my honest response to rob publicly announcing that he's recently found out he "has a little bit of autism" was "what took you so fucking long dude" but i'm happy he's got a diagnosis now, whatever that looks like for him. you're one of us now!!!!!

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[g-w2020]

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING WHAT IS GOING ON HERE

[valtsv]

i've had enough of being so brave about it i want to start screaming

[ik-vertaal-naar-het-nederlands]

😇 valtsv

ik ben klaar met er dapper over zijn ik wil gaan schreeuwen

[sunsbleeding]

[23mco]

📸 mathispakula_photography

[podcastwizard]

every day i walk into work and my manager says “here is the rule you must enforce” and i go “got it bossman” and i spend a couple days enforcing the rule and then my manager comes up to me and says “why are you enforcing the rule? we changed the rule yesterday and didn’t tell you” and i go “ok bossman new rule it is” and then a customer comes in asking to break the new rule and i say “sorry you can’t it’s the rule” and they say “but you don’t understand the rule doesn’t apply to me” and then my manager comes out and says “they’re right the rule doesn’t apply to them” and i ask why and my manager says “it just doesn’t.” and then the next day we get rid of the rule entirely and no one remembered it existed in the first place.

anyway this sounds like a metaphor for neurodivergence or something but it’s not this is just my fucking life