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one or the other, asshole [duwangsquad]

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bite me

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anyway who’d like to come over for dinner i’d love to have any of you

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nothing pisses me off more than getting stabbed by someone who doesn’t know how to kill me right away. do it right or don’t do it at all, my scalpels shouldn’t be used in such ugly, clumsy hands.

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and anger. dying royally pisses you off y’know 

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your hair doesn’t grow when you die. only the years you’ve spent away from the living 

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actually nvm i spent too long trying to perfect this theme tbh

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i don’t want to clear out this blog so y’all are gonna have to live with this. luv u

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keepyourfingerstoyourself replied to your post:keepyourfingerstoyourself replied to your...

it’s a bob, for one

well, bob, that’s one hell of a bowlcut, now what’s number two

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silence is such a comfort.

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it occurs to me that i have no idea who any of you are, and i’m trying really hard to care. truly. humor me.

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keepyourfingerstoyourself replied to your post:who’s the one with the bowlcut and hollow...

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yes, you, lookin’ at me with those big ol’ eyes

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who’s the one with the bowlcut and hollow expression 

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I am not your Dr. Feelgood.

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there’s some things you don’t want

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i am a professional, i have the documentation, the degrees, and the desire to do my job.

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there is nothing unethical about what i do

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so i have a job as well as a hobby, because there’s nothing more fun than taking a machine apart