Dogs I Have Seen

IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE ON HERE, DOGS, STOP LETTING ME SEE YOU

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Excuse me, this pint isn't right. No it's not bad, just on the turn maybe? Near the end of the barrel?There's a tang to the aftertaste. No hang on I've just been licking my arse sorry

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Get the keys let's roll

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Surprise! We didn’t eat her at all. She woke up five minutes later and proceeded to get fucked up on Imperial Stout

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Classic “pulling a sincere face over the shoulder during a hug” moment, here. Later on, he’ll check his watch while he’s getting his tummy rubbed, and stare blankly at Cash In The Attic while his owner shakes his walkies lead

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Yeah... erm... mate. You probably can’t tell in the mirror, but to most humans it’s pretty obvious you’re wearing a shit wig

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“Get it all in fifties, yeah? I want to look flash in the park”

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Oh, it's you. Be an absolute darling and top that up for me, would you? I'd do it myself, but I'm a snooty prick

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Have you done the edges yet? I always like to get the edges sorted first, it creates a boundary that makes the task ahead feel more manageable. Also I have ate some of the pieces. For a moment that seems mad in retrospect, I thought they were food

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Nova referees Red vs Blue 

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Labradoodle in the Nelson's Head gets hugged under a disco ball

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Don't trust big pharma! Let me lick the mucus from your bronchial tubes

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Hey, girl. I don’t normally do this, but I just wanted to say, you’re looking so great today. There’s something about you I can’t quite… is it something in your pocket? It is, isn't it. You’ve got biscuits. I want one. I love biscuits. Stop holding out on me. Jesus why are you always like this Nice Guy Dogs Of Tumblr

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The queen walks her Alsatian 'round our way, no word of a lie. She always pops into the corner shop for bag of Frazzles, then sits outside the pub drinking Tia Maria and queefing into the ash-trays

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Hello! I hope this isn’t too much of an imposition but the gentleman at the table over there has asked me to tell you that he adores your jumper, and would you like a kiss

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A dog trying, and failing, to see some noodlesoup