Excuse me, this pint isn't right. No it's not bad, just on the turn maybe? Near the end of the barrel?There's a tang to the aftertaste. No hang on I've just been licking my arse sorry
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Cosmic Funnies

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DEAR READER

if i look back, i am lost
Keni

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
trying on a metaphor
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
Jules of Nature
ojovivo
Cosimo Galluzzi

Love Begins

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Sweet Seals For You, Always
Three Goblin Art

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Excuse me, this pint isn't right. No it's not bad, just on the turn maybe? Near the end of the barrel?There's a tang to the aftertaste. No hang on I've just been licking my arse sorry
Get the keys let's roll
Surprise! We didn’t eat her at all. She woke up five minutes later and proceeded to get fucked up on Imperial Stout
Classic “pulling a sincere face over the shoulder during a hug” moment, here. Later on, he’ll check his watch while he’s getting his tummy rubbed, and stare blankly at Cash In The Attic while his owner shakes his walkies lead
Yeah... erm... mate. You probably can’t tell in the mirror, but to most humans it’s pretty obvious you’re wearing a shit wig
“Get it all in fifties, yeah? I want to look flash in the park”
Oh, it's you. Be an absolute darling and top that up for me, would you? I'd do it myself, but I'm a snooty prick
Have you done the edges yet? I always like to get the edges sorted first, it creates a boundary that makes the task ahead feel more manageable. Also I have ate some of the pieces. For a moment that seems mad in retrospect, I thought they were food
Nova referees Red vs Blue
Labradoodle in the Nelson's Head gets hugged under a disco ball
Don't trust big pharma! Let me lick the mucus from your bronchial tubes
Hey, girl. I don’t normally do this, but I just wanted to say, you’re looking so great today. There’s something about you I can’t quite… is it something in your pocket? It is, isn't it. You’ve got biscuits. I want one. I love biscuits. Stop holding out on me. Jesus why are you always like this Nice Guy Dogs Of Tumblr
The queen walks her Alsatian 'round our way, no word of a lie. She always pops into the corner shop for bag of Frazzles, then sits outside the pub drinking Tia Maria and queefing into the ash-trays
Hello! I hope this isn’t too much of an imposition but the gentleman at the table over there has asked me to tell you that he adores your jumper, and would you like a kiss
A dog trying, and failing, to see some noodlesoup