Not Beating The Daddy Issues Allegations

"I'm gonna step outside and then a crystalline lizard is gonna rip my dick apart." - "That is a SQUAD of FROGS ready to ATTACK."

[domeniudulce]

Welcome to my low-effort Gehrman dickriding blog.

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I'll just be sticking links to things like my original art & important posts relevant to this blog's vibes on here:

TWELVE DAYS OF BLOODBORNE (2024)

That one sketch I did of Roslyn the Workshop Keeper (oc) and Gehrman

Yet another more explicitly romantic sketch I did of Roslyn the Workshop Keeper (oc) and Gehrman

"Yassified Gehrman" as prompted by @natusxsanguine

[burrowingdweller]

Bc I have free will yk

[dorywhynot]

"Goddess of Rot" Watercolor, 2026. For @everydayoriginal

Malenia, Blade of Miquella, Goddess of Rot.

The original piece has sold but I put some prints in the shop!

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I don't think I've ever been more miserable playing a video game than I did with Elden Ring last year because my god I am *terrible* at it - but it was so effing gorgeous and the lore was too delicious, I muscled through it anyway. It was my first Souls game, I intend to play more, but I need a break first. I think Malenia was the most failed attempts that I've ever had in a boss fight, to the point that I'm still proud of myself for finally beating her 😂

[persephonaae]

Tarnished, before thou continueth upon this journey, I must take the time to send hate anon to Marika’s blog.

[nylilcosmos]

Messmer The Impaler 𖣂

[nyuisnt]

Sorcerer guy :]

[lobstrrck]

weddie sucks

[pitohiu]

Eddie Gluskin uses the Madonna/Whore complex like a fucking jump-rope.

[valkyrieisdead]

Waylon got a snap

[deus-ex-arcana]

What if you got a DIVORCE because your SITUATIONSHIP was too into researching SKELETONS and then he DIED and turned into a SKELETON because of all the SKELETONS he was researching. Would that be fucked up or what

[glistikkk]

Fem outlast 1 patients

[dirhaelee]

Darling, where are you?

Uncensored full image here.

Cropped preview of some sketches I’ve been working on as result of the poll I made a couple weeks ago. I’m currently running a new one on my Patreon to decide which one I’ll render next.

If you want to vote and see more spicy content, come join us over there.

Your opinion matters, and I’d love to know what you’d like to see fully finished next!

[skleech]

There are no humans left. They're all flesh-hungry beasts, now.

[ashill23]

[zeorigir]

"Darling!"

I, of course will let the man in

[cttgemaniac]

franco and eddie doodless

[dulxelexhe]

the very happy groom