he/him/hole

25 ★ Florida Man ★ Professional hater ★ Hole enthusiast

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April fool

I held onto this ask intending to fool you back by answering it a full year later.

As you can see by what day it is I forgot to do that. No matter what I shall always be the April Fool.

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do you like the book holes?

*Suspiciously Holes shaped backstory* Ummm.... No............

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The thing on your neck is a necklace or a tattoo ?

It's a choker. Versace. Real and not fake.

I didn't steal it. It was a gift. The store that gifted it to me just didn't know that.

[dogpuppy]

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now were is that dicks

[choilproductions]

Did you check in your pants genius

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now were is that dicks

[furtive-pygmy]

Its called pudding because you are pudding it in your mouth lol

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weird question....

can i touch your ass?

Normal answer:

I'll hit you with my car.

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how would you feel if I touched your hole ?

Hi I think I'm gonna kill you to be honest

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May I call you Mr. Othello?

No on account of that's not my. name

[notahorseindisguise]

call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes

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Hey, no looking it up beforehand, which of these guys do you like the best?

I'm gonna level with you, lady. I don't know what the fuck I'd even begin to look up to figure out what this means.

Not a single one of these things looks like they really want to be alive. Shit, I wouldn't either if I looked like this.

That white thing in the middle has a certain disinterested air about it that I respect though.

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Everyone wants to be me

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how do u feel about worms that randomly come out of your skin

...What?

Bad, I guess???

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are you trans????

Probably but I don't have time to think about all that right now

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This happened to me once.

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*punchs you and run away*

Rude to me without logic and for no particular reason as well.