April fool
I held onto this ask intending to fool you back by answering it a full year later.
As you can see by what day it is I forgot to do that. No matter what I shall always be the April Fool.

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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April fool
I held onto this ask intending to fool you back by answering it a full year later.
As you can see by what day it is I forgot to do that. No matter what I shall always be the April Fool.
do you like the book holes?
*Suspiciously Holes shaped backstory* Ummm.... No............
The thing on your neck is a necklace or a tattoo ?
It's a choker. Versace. Real and not fake.
I didn't steal it. It was a gift. The store that gifted it to me just didn't know that.
now were is that dicks
Did you check in your pants genius
now were is that dicks
Its called pudding because you are pudding it in your mouth lol
weird question....
can i touch your ass?
Normal answer:
I'll hit you with my car.
how would you feel if I touched your hole ?
Hi I think I'm gonna kill you to be honest
May I call you Mr. Othello?
No on account of that's not my. name
call my bitch a golf course the way shes got 9 holes. thats right nine holes. niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine holes, baby!!! nine holes
Hey, no looking it up beforehand, which of these guys do you like the best?
I'm gonna level with you, lady. I don't know what the fuck I'd even begin to look up to figure out what this means.
Not a single one of these things looks like they really want to be alive. Shit, I wouldn't either if I looked like this.
That white thing in the middle has a certain disinterested air about it that I respect though.
Everyone wants to be me
how do u feel about worms that randomly come out of your skin
...What?
Bad, I guess???
are you trans????
Probably but I don't have time to think about all that right now
This happened to me once.
*punchs you and run away*
Rude to me without logic and for no particular reason as well.